@sortaslightlysentient

Quadruple Homicide, Animal Abuse (accused)

“People say I killed my husband that night. I didn’t, I swear on my lif...

Son-in-law

"You promise you'll come back for me?"

Kidnapper

"I'm not even a real criminal. Not like the others in here."

Extortionist and Fence

“It wasn’t my fault, I don’t think. God just has a great sense of irony.”

Superstar reporter

"there's no such thing as a boring story, darling. Only boring storytellers."

Drug dealer

"I deserve my sentence. I do, and I know that. But he does, too."

Thief

"Everyone likes to have fun, really, and I don’t think that that’s a crime."

Serial killer

"If there's one thing I'll never be, it's a liar."

Reporter