A chat for Lynn* to meet my dumb boy Charles Aiden Rente III (A.K.A. Aiden!)

Lynn: rubs their hands together, smirking. sounds good. I’d love to learn how to beat you, pretty boy.

Aiden: Grins Impossible. I, again, fight gods, which you are not. He casts a simple bolt of lightning at Lynn

Lynn: raises an eyebrow. bold of you to assume that, sparky.

Aiden: Snickers If you were, I'd be fighting a raging storm right now, which I'm not.

Lynn: shrugs eh, I’ll take your word for it. a storm suddenly erupts in the sky oh, would you look at that.

Aiden: Sighs And besides, you look and feel mortal. Your aura doesn't have the same gravitas of a gods.

Lynn: staring up at the sky y-you mean that isn’t you?

Aiden: Sighs again I can sense the magic coming from you, ya know.

Lynn: staring up, watching monstrous clouds form. that is not me!!

Aiden: Stunned Oh fuck. I'll be back. Just then, a single loud crack resonates, a flash of red lightning hitting Aiden. When the smoke clears, he looks pissed.

Lynn:
*conjures popcorn and a lawn chair, lounging out in front of the chaos.” This is gonna be good.

Aiden: Literally jumps 15 feet in the air, the jumps again, literally jumping up to the god that hit him Oh, you're fucked, Zeus… He then proceeds to toss Zeus down to earth, laughing like a maniac and jumping down after him, beating the shit out of the lightning god And… stay… down… He finally finishes beating Zeus up, breathing heavily.

Lynn: cheering yeah!! Beat the shit out of him!! Weak ass Zeus!! He’s my friend and he’s crazy!!

Aiden: Laughs, then tosses Zeus back up Yeah. He pulls off his sweat and blood soaked shirt

Lynn: bites her lip okay, shawty

Aiden: Looks down Oh these? He flexes, then snickers

Lynn: raises an eyebrow, trying to seem more unironic than legit, desperately attempting to hide her blush. not as good as these- she flexes as well

Aiden: Raises an eyebrow, rips off his pants unironically, then laughs Damn, I shouldn't have done that. I don't have another pair of those.

Lynn: scowling, but also laughing what the fuck, you whore!!

Aiden: Strikes a dramatic pose Come on, you can't tell me you don't want all of this.

Lynn: covers her eyes, screaming

Aiden: Chuckles, goes back to his home and puts on a shirt and pants, then goes back Fine, I have clothes on now!

Lynn: throws a fruit snack at him. I thought we already established I was fruity!!

Aiden: Grins Yeah, but you were screaming, so…

Lynn: scowls ironically!! Plus, it’s only when you’re covered in blood and sweat and your shirt is falling off that I’m interested. Mmm she starts gazing off not your ass.

Aiden: Grins Well, I could fight a god again then strip off my shirt again.

Lynn: grins, crossing their legs oooh. Yes please.

Aiden: Laughs Alright. Jumps up again, then grabs the war god, Ares, and drags him down to earth, beating the shit out of him as well, laughing because Ares was putting up more of a fight than Zeus. Eventually, Aiden wins, tossing Ares back up, the winds catching him and bringing him back to Olympus; Aiden strips off his shirt again Damn, I needed that fight!

Lynn: laughs hysterically, watching the entire event unfold. dayymm!

Aiden: Laughs Yeah, I told you I fight gods!