Axion cracks her knuckles.
Axion: well it all fucking started after my home country got annexed by Germania. He came as the ambassador of the Mountain Khanate. He showed up in a tavern that I usually visited. He got super drunk and I got super drunk. We eventually bumped into each other and umm.
She coughs.
Axion: lets just say things got. Interesting.
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Oridone: Interesting? Hmm… Anyways. Is being annexed a good or bad thing?
Axion shakes her head.
Axion: damn people that annexed us see us as racially pure ethnic Germans. He talks a big show of smacking the Britannia’s that smacked us in the Great War.
Also uhh. The interesting thing that happened with me and andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer) was we burned the Tavern down by singing karaoke.
Kilándrè: Why don't we just agree not to kill each other? It would solve a lot of problems
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Oridone: I was thinking more of another fight. Seeing as you've known each other for a month and don't refrain yourselves from trying to knock the other out. Speaking of which, Points at Axion I would hope you don't need that cotton ball anymore. Otherwise you might be dying of a nosebleed at this point, it's happened before.
Axion pulls the Cotten ball out.
Axion: hope not.
Incëreth: You know, if you died of nosebleed I might finally win that bet with Arandor
Kilándrè: glares
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Morgan: Woah. Does she have psychic powers?
Jackson: Not everyone with a bloody nose is from Stranger Things, Mor.
Kilándrè: Like what type of power? For example, I have approximately 38 ways that I can kill you without touching you or using a weapon
Axion tossed the Cotten ball aside and checked to make sure she wasn’t bleeding.
Incëreth: DAMN IT!
Axion pokes her nose and it immediately crunches and starts bleeding.
Incëreth: sigh in relief
Axion covers her nose.
Axion: excuse me one moment.
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Oridone: Glares at Incëreth I don't know what bet you made, but it isn't worth someone dying in such a way. Here. Tears paper from a journal and hands it to Axion I'd rather not have someone die outside their world. Paper becomes tissues because MAGIC is the best(sometimes)
Axion nods and silently thanks Oridone as she attempts to fix her broken nose.
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Kamos&Devola: Both grow silent, observing and muttering to each other once and awhile
Axion mutters some words but then gets annoyed and kicks andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer) who is asleep.
Axion: Wake up you shit, you broke my nose.
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Oridone: I don't think waking him will fix your nose. All it'll do is give us a hungover drunk to deal with, but you know better than me how he acts so…
Axion sighs.
Axion: unfortunately. Best I wake him up though, I do suggest not getting on the wrong side of him while he is drunk. You thought he was tanking those punches earlier? My gods he can take a building collapsing on him and he’ll get up and eat a taco while kicking the shit out of you.
Kilándrè: Then I think it might be better if he stays unconscious
Axion looks at Kilándrè.
Axion: I would too, but I kinda need him awake right now.
She points to her broken nose.
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Oridone: That kind of reminds me of Iden. He's someone I know back home. Fell about… I don't know, at least ten stories? I mean he's one of the ghosts I know and that's the event that made him a ghost, but still. He got back at them when anyone came within range of the ghost fire. Looks at Axion andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer) can heal?
Incëreth: Shield please?
Kilándrè: sigh Fine golden translucent goes up around them
Axion waves them off.
Axion: You’ll be fine, He is drunk; he’ll stumble around. Just don’t get punched.
She then bent down to a squating position and started slapping his face back and forth like a ping-pong ball.
Kilándrè: Yeah right
andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer) makes some unholy noise that resembled a burp.
Axion quickly moved away from him as andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer) unsteadily got to his feet, mug lodged in his beard.
Incëreth: Thank you, Andrè
Axion carefully approachs andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer).
Axion: Heeeey buddy.
Axion quickly opens a portal to her world, spartan kicks him through it, and quickly closes it.
Axion: I had doubts when I realized he got his mug lodged in his beard.
Kilándrè: releases shield Thank you
