He slapped her butt, jokingly. "You look good in a apron." He smirked
(My brain: They should F U C K)
(My conscience: No, that would make @murphysgirl Uncomfortable and we don't want that)
(I feel that)
"So do you." She slapped his and winked.
He squeaked cutely, like a mouse.
"Thanks for helping…" He made a geninue, non-creepy smile.
She laughed. "Make that noise again."
He reluctantly made it again
(John's Brain: SEX)
(John's everything else: NO)
(My dilemma…)
(Oof)
"That's adorable," she said.
"Shut up." He whispered
"It's cute," she said. "You sound like a mouse."
"Stop it…" He said flamboyantly
She giggled and slapped his butt again.
He made the noises again, and slapped her butt
Nyx laughed. "You're so cute."
"No you…"
"No, you." She smiled mysteriously.
"No you infinity."
"I thought we already established this. No you infinity plus one."
"No you infinity sevenfold."
"Is that even a thing?"
"Yes. Yes it is."
"Well, you'd be the one to know if it did," she murmured, dishing the food out onto a plate.
"Thanks for helping."
"Anytime." They sat down and ate. It was pretty darn good.
The food could get laid was very good indeed.
"What's that smug look in your eyes for?" Nyx asked him.
"What do you mean?" He asked
"You just had a… oh, never mind." She put a forkful of food in her mouth.
"Okay then…" And then he made a smug look on purpose.
She raised her eyebrows at him.
"What?" He asked
