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"15……I think I was in a Panama jail." He snapped his finger. "Damn that would've been a good truth."
I'm lacking the creative ingenuity to provide a clever and witty name (Character Chat 5)
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She chuckled, diverting her attention from her failed relationship. "Okay, your turn."
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"Hm….I worked at Chick-fil-a for a week, I helped deliver a baby, and I got a kiss from the daughter of a drug cartel leader's daughter."
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She tilted her head. It was either the baby or the kiss. "I don't think you helped deliver a baby. You'd be too embarrassed."
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"I never saw anything. I stood beside her and let her squeeze the life out of my 12 year old hand while the father and the doctor worked under a blanket." He glanced over at her.
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"Hmm. Then the kiss is the lie." Or maybe I'm wrong and it's just wishful thinking…
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"Who's baby do you think I helped deliver? It was the weird air kiss when they barely graze your cheek. Got one from the father, too. Didn't understand a word they said, so I just nodded and said, 'Si, si.'" he said with a laugh.
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"Oh." she laughed. "I guess we're both bad at this."
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"I got fired 3 days after getting hired. I burnt everything I touched."
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She held up a hand for a high-five. "Hell yeah!"
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He reached up and gave her a high five with a laugh.
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"Okay, my turn." She thought about it. "My step father's in the government, I don't know how to drive a car, and I've never had a legit job."
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(I'm going out to eat, so expect me to be on and off)
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"I don't think you know how to drive a car."
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"Nope, I don't."
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"Haha!" he sat up, fist-pumping.
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She raised a brow. "I never said I could."
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"No, I'm happy I got one right."
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(He's such a fucking nerd)
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She smiled. "That was an easy one. But what's the lie?"
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(Lmao)
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"Your step-dad in the government."
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"Incorrect." She smiled, knowing he would never think she ever had a real job.
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"Okay, then what is this official job?"
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"I worked at a McDonalds for about 2 months. They were very generous towards the local street rats."
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"Hm. Okay." He laid back down. "It's hard to find now things. I've told you basically everything about me already."
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"Same. There are a few random things about me that you don't know, but not much that I can think of."
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"Well, it was a valiant effort." He resumed his staring of the ceiling.
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"You know what?" he asked, rolling onto his side to look at her.
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"What?" She went back to leaning against the couch.