Hey homies B) This is a chat started by my character Nori, who isn't really allowed to leave his house. lol. I image he's super bored and probably started an online (cross universe reaching?) chat like this. Open for anyone!
Nori Ito is Online
Hey. Not sure if anyone will see this but I've kind of got no one to talk to and i'm kind of stuck here haha. If anyone does eventually show up tho… what would be your worst favorite way to die?
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Addic has joined the chat
Addic: Hey Nori, before I answer your question… how old are you and what is the rating on this conversation?
Nori Ito:
Mentally? Or physically?
And literally anything goes here idc.
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Addic: um… yes, are you old enough to drink…?
Ëæísį has joined the chat
Ëæísį: Fading from the memories of the world.
Nori: legally? Technically not. The closest thing I've had is cheap lean. (don't tell my dad lol)
Nori: Oh… Geez. That's pretty deep. I mean, same.
Ëæísį: Are you a god like me? Have I finally found someone who is as I am?
Nori: Oh. Uh… well, I’m not exactly… human. But I wouldn’t really call myself a god either. Sorry my dude
Nori: wait like a legit god? Like immortal all mighty I shall smite thee kind of stuff??
Ëæísį: Damn. And yes, an actual god. Although, the entire "I shall smite thee" trope is overdone.
Nori: dude that’s dope!! Pls don’t send me to purgatory lmao I know I’m not perfect.
So what do you do?
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Addic: yes, I would also like to know what you do.
Ëæísį: I bring life, order and peace through death, chaos and war. I control the extremes.
Nori: holy fkn geez. What in the world. So I can blame you for screwing up my life and keeping me hidden for god knows how long?
Jk. But also not.
Wait Addic, what was that whole are you old enough to drink angst fest about? U good?
Ëæísį: No, you can't blame me. I'm not Fate.
Nori: Yeah, I guess so. But… would you maybe be in charge of like, convincing a bunch of scientists to do something absolutely crazy? Something like, trying to create superhumans to take over the planet? Is that something you would have a part in?
Ëæísį: If it would ensure peace, yes.
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Addic: no, I am not ok… I just wanted to know is I can offer you vodka.
Nori: it doesn't, god man. It doesn't
Dang. Well, sure. Thanks Addic. I shall accept this imaginary vodka.
Ëæísį: Then no. I would not interfere with that.
Nori: Alright, then i'll consider being friends. Welcome to sad boi hours, god man
Ëæísį: Who says I'm here to make friends? What if I'm here to help you escape?
Nori: Wait… really??
Ëæísį: It's an extreme. Also, I'm helpful. So, yes, really.
Nori: Fair enough, That's a pretty good trait to have. I like that. Not sure how much help you could be to me though. lol. D:
Ëæísį: I'm a god. And you, despite not being a god, have managed to provide a direct link to your reality. snaps fingers, teleports Nori out of their prison Hello, Nori.
Nori: -Screaming- HOLY BALLS
Ëæísį: Hmmmmm…? My balls are holy, I suppose.
Nori, a very short 15 year old with huge wings protruding from his back, stands there awkwardly: uhhhh uhhhhh
Ëæísį: Too soon? Anyways. I got word from Fate that you were important as well, so yeah. I don't know for what. All she said was to find and help you.
