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Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

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Nolyn: We shall play… soupopoly! *He snaps his fingers and the board turns to soup.

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RAef: YES. SOUPOPOLY. WHY DID THIS NOT EXIST BEFORE.

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(HONESTLY THO)

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(Yeah… seriously…)

Freya: Laughs I guess…?

Meep: Laughs as well Also, where'd Nylon go?

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Raef: is trying to stop the raccoons from eating the soggy soupopoly cards
Khonsu: has five in his mouh already

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Freya: Liquid proofs all the cards, and makes then solid titanium to discourage chewing. There we go!

Meep: Shakes head.

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Khonsu: continues chewing, undeterred

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Freya: Cocks her head, bemused. That's solid titanium, dude. You ain't getting through that.

Meep: Sighs

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Pastel: Because… soup? holds up a bowl of soup

Kat: grins Oh, teaching this to my primos is gonna be fun.

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Raef: And that's a stardust-enhanced raccoon. He can.
Khonsu: nods indignantly at Freya

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Freya: Laughs, then turns it into Void steel. That's now Void steel. Nothing can break it.

Meep: Sighs. It's not worth it, Freya…

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Khonsu: continues chewing, occasionally shoving more sou in his mouth as well
Raef: shrugs He’s not breaking it, just chewing it. Apparently it tastes good.

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Freya: Huh. I've heard it tastes like caramel, but I've never wanted to taste it. The Void… well… gods and the Void don't mix.

Meep: Nods Yup.

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Owen: gasps when Khonsu hands LIly the hotel I though I was your supreme shark saviour god guy!
Luke: You're more like a minor deity for an obscure raccoon religion. The god of bad descisions and eating small things.
Owen: YOU SAY THAT LIKE IT'S BAD

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Khonsu: hurried squeaking, bowing and much chittering
Corin: …How do raccoons know Shakespearean English? Okay, the general gist is he apologized profusely and meant no disrespect, etc, etc… You're still their god.

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Freya: Decides to start chewing on some Void steel. Tastes like ginger, mint and black pepper.

Meep: Shrugs Because racoons.

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Luke: But how minor is he, is the uestin.
Owen: Now I can introduce myself as the shark god of raccoons!

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Pastel: Yeah! Raccoons are awesome!

Kat: And they're pretty cute.

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Khonsu: reaches up to give Kat a high five, chittering in appreciation
Kek: to Aethea, mimicking her voice My raccoon is smarter than yours!
Aethea: Shut up.

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Mister has returned

Mister: chitters and climes up to Aethea's shoulder

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Freya: Grins, then decides to leave.

Meep: Sighs Who else shall I bring to this wonderful place? Definitely not Zai or Kreth… oh, I know! Roland!!!

Roland steps out of a door that appears in the middle of wherever this place is.

Roland: Yeees? Oh, it's you.

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Aethea: grins and reahes up to pet Mister, sticking her tongue out at Kek
Corrin: I probably have a raccoon smarter than ALL your raccoons.
Gino: How do you probably have a raccoon?
Corrin: Depends if he wants to be a raccoon or not, i all.

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Addic has returned
Addic is drunk

Very drunk

Addic: stumbles over to Corrin Hi. Long time no see.

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Roland: Glances over at Addic, his pitch black eyes analyzing him in an instant. Interesting… so much magic in your system, yet not a magic user?

Meep: Sighs Yup… that's Addic.

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Addic: pulls out a syringe full of a black liquid and stabs it into his arm
Addic: hello, who are you?

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Khonsu: hods up his hand for Addic to shake
Aethea: Blah. Who wants a raccoons with MANNERS? to Mister If you have any, no offense. You're still awesome.
Raef: to Addic and Ronald Do you want some soup?

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Roland: Grins in a not entirely friendly way. Roland. And you are Addic, no? The one with all the banned goods, mostly consisting of alcohols?

Meep: Warningly Roland…

Roland: Waves a hand, cutting Meep off. I'm on duty. I have to question these people.

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Addic: almost almost completely not drunk You have to?

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Roland: Yes. I have to. After all, I am part of the investigatuion team that has been looking for you, Addic. And Maia. Speaking of, where is that little blood witch?

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Addic: Which one, there are so many out to get us.

Maia has returned, entering in a cloud of over dramatic black and red mist

Maia: you summoned me?