Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

(Question: What is more deadly in the hands of a child: A knife or a cheese grater?)

(I'd say a knife. The child has a high liklyhood to kill theirself on that than on a cheese grater.)

(Let me rephrase that: More deadly to others)

(Cheese grater. The child knows how to use a cheese grater better anyways, probably.)

(Yeah, fair enough, lmao.)

(Exactly.)

(I say knife. Cheese grater probably won't kill just hurt.)

(but if said small child wanted to make everything possible “go like spaghetti”…. There are some things we will never see again, thanks to that cheese grater.)

(oh. OH)

(What's this I hear about cheesegraters? Winks playfully)

(Wait… are you the Sam?)

(Chuckles Who else would I be?)
(Hello, Denny!)

(Btw, yes I am allowed to be on here. The 'rents have revoked their statement.)

(me trying to remember the Latin you had when that was your picture but all I can remember is Faeries and friends)
(Ah, whatever throws the idea out the window and proceeds to reach through the screen Sam! As you can see, your legacy has not been forgotten lmao)

(Sighs, then grins back Took you long enough. Now I can be a lot less active. Ashene and all, plus school.)

(Sam, make a thing so I can @ you to my funeral, the wild and free chat, and the bread cult)

(Felices feriae socii friends mei! is what I used to be.)
(Screams slightly, then chuckles, letting you drag me through the screen. Yes, I can see that. Serpentess still on or what?)
(Laughing, I turn to Balance Yeah, you do you.)
(Already ahead of ya, Denny!)
(Wait- bread cult?)

(Sighs, shakes head I- nope. Not asking. I know better.)

(Ah, yes.)
(Yep! 'Tis the two weeks of reunions. Lynn left, then came back, Balance came back, Ashene came back for a fleeting moment now you!)
(I've been trying for the past five minutes. It lets me @ you, but it doesn't turn blue and summon you.)
(Yup! Bread cult. Nowhere near this amount of pages, ofc. Meep started it. Also! Meep was gonna make a chat devoted entirely to the time-honoured art of geckofying and Kekofying people. You must be summoned as well.)

(grins)
(Lynn left for a bit? I'mma have to yell at them. I knew about Balance and Ashene.)
(Huh…)
(Indeed, I shall find my way there!)

(Yes, this is Sam!)
(Hmmm… Blue?)
(Sighs When?)

(Twas my parent's fault!!)
(also I am coming back to this for sure.)
(She was diagnosed about a week ago.)

(Indeed, just as it was mine. Coughs slightly at my own words, then grins slightly)
(Okee!)
(Chuckling darkly I find it kinda… morbidly funny, you know?)

(Chuckles darkly, turning to Sam Don't leave again. I have plans for you yet, dear.)
(Sighs You're taking this pretty calmly, actually.)

(My face turns devious Oh, I wouldn't think anything different, dahling.)
(Shrugs Internally, I'm raging. But I'm in class and I can't just start crying.)

(Gasps in mock outrage You haven't been keeping up? How rude!)
(Same, lol.)

(Laughing It is very easy to get lost in the labyrinth that is this place.)