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Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

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Addic: um… what would my class 21 nightmare be?

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Ren: …I already know what mine would be. shivers

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Addic: oh? do tell.

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Kek: grins I like you already, kid.
Gino: you- you're not actually gonna give it to him, right?
Kek: pfft spits out drink what?! no! first off, that'd be no fun, he'd have already been warned! second, I'm too nice for that. third, I don't wanna accidentally implode
Kek: hold up, wait. Kid, you're okay if I shuffle your thoughts a bit, right?

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Soup: Weakly help… me… the darkness… it…. Passes out

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Ren: looks around who? Me?

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Wren: Oh fu- Drags Soup out of his cell What did they do to you…?

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Kek: You too, I guess, but I was talking to the one who wanted me to tell him his class 21. Addic, I think.
Gino: No don't you dare, Kek-
Kek: Would you like your thoughts shuffled, Ren?

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Ren: nooo!! Soup guy!!! checks vitals

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Amdramada over speakers: attention all palace visitors please make your way into the throne room Spaghetti O Queen Mei would like to speak with you over dinner.

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Kek: a bit miffed wait, he was in there this whole time?
Gino: Kek, was this you? What happened who is this guy is he okay?
Kek: Not me. The ones who left before I summoned you…. but see? So much food!

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Kek: Oho, the lunatic is back. This'll be fun- Wait. That includes me now. That includes me! Gino, get me out of this mess!
Gino: calmly checks phone that don't apply to me, I just kinda… got summoned…. i weren't originally here.

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(Ummm- real quick, I just want y'all to know, Soup has no heartbeat, or any need for rest or sleep or trivial things like breathing- he survives off of soup. Which is why he can carry weight equivalent to the weight of about… 10 full grown African Elephants and go Mach 5 while doing so- also, he's a demigod, so…)

Soup: Mutters in a non-mortal language Ishkene asfe oiuq zxi aqzu wrendeyz treaszx… Goes quiet again

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(Gotcha)
Ren: not knowing Soup is literally a god I can’t feel a heartbeat!!!

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Kek: Yay, good for him.
Gino: panics and goes to help Ren

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Amdramada over speakers: please come to the throne room as soon as possible thank you

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(Also, apparently he now has amnesia-)
Soup: Sits up suddenly Wh-who are you people? Where am I?

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Ren: loudly in a MINUTE! we have a SITUATION!!

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Kek: Yes, thank you.
Gino: Wha- You actually agreed! With someone else! It's a miracle!
Kek: Banquets are bad… people get killed.

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Amdramada walks in what is going on?

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Ren: doing your mom! Oh wait… wrong line.

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Kek: We're ignoring you and tryna help Soup
Kek: Also I'm avoiding the banquet because I'm kind of really scared of- GINO WHAT DID YOU PUT IN MY DRINK?!

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Andramada with no emotion Let me see if I can help Soup.
(Also andramada is a very powerful healer and is a very close friend of Queen Mei if ya know what I mean ;) )

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Soup: N-no! Stay back, all of you!
(And… Soup is Soup. Ya know what I mean?)

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Ren: bowing oh Soup Knight, you are the beloved knight of soup. You brought us here to partake of the soup. Don’t you remember?

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Kek: Yes. You are the one with the strange but awesome name who brought us to eat soup.
Gino: WHO WHAT WHY-

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Soup: No! I don't know what you people are talking about! Overexerts himself trying to get up after being mentally tortured, and passes out again

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Amdramada: ingores soup and walks to soup and puts her middle fingers on either side of her face Heal

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Ren: silly soup guy! This is like that one movie!

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Kek: munches popcorn
Gino: You people are crazy!