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Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

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Addic: I don't know.

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Vē'Êtherñøth: Exactly. Now, here's some more! Makes an entire pot again This time, I'll let you figure out what'll happen!

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Addic: oh? let me at it. makes grabby hands at the pot smiling happily

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(Me: Lol, Vē'Êtherñøth seems to be into feeding people too much!)

Vē'Êtherñøth: Hands it over There you go! Feel free to ask for more, if you want more.

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Addic: starts to chug then stops and looks up What the heck is in this? I love it! continues to chug

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Vē'Êtherñøth: It's my special chaos brew: it adds some sort of flavor that I can't identify, ever! It obviously makes a difference though!

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Addic: yes, yes it does. can I have more?

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Vē'Êtherñøth: Yes, you may! Makes more pots of soup than Addic should be able to eat Take however much you want!

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yum. grabs three and starts chugging one after another

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Vē'Êtherñøth: Looks on with amazement Wow… that's pretty hot though!

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Addic: smiles

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Addic: thank you

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Ëvêāhn: Are… are you two hitting on each other? When did that happen?

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Addic: Awhile ago. swallows last bit of the last pot of soup

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Vē'Êtherñøth: Yeah. That's old news, Ëvêāhn. Try to keep up. Also, more soup, Addic?

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corrin's soup has long since exploded and gone cold
corrin is still sad and wants more
raef has chugged his and drank corrins. he also wants more
raef: also I would like to try all the many soups addic has eaten
raef: i also have perfected my Poisonous Mushroom Soup, does anyone want it? produces cauldron full of it
corrin proceeds to chug cauldron
raef proceeds to make anotehr
they proceed that way for quite some time

there are four cauldrons left of the soup
corrin and raef are now hallucinating becaus eof the hallicuniating mushrooms in it
corrin: groggily hi…. did you come to take me to the giant teddy bear over yonder? and do i know you? do you know the froggo over… over by…. I DID NOTHING, OKAY! IT WAS ZEE GIANT TACO! OUI, PAS MOI!
corrin: JE NE ME SOUVIENS PAS! QUI ES TU? ET POURQUOI VOUS ME DONNEZ CETTE SOUPE? J'EN AI DEJA!
raef cannot understand corri's french and goes out to pick mor emushrooms

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Addic: hé, hé. c'est bon. personne n'essaie de vous nourrir de soupe. viens ici, prends du lait, ça ira mieux. gives corrin milk

Yes, thank you Vē'Êtherñøth. drinks Vē'Êtherñøth's soup then grabs mushroom soup and proceeds to drink that too

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raef: be prepared for mildly random hallucinations, stomachaches and possible vomit
corrin: it is worth it

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Addic: wow…

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Asuka: I can make chaos soup. I think. Hands Corrin a pot of the exact stuff that Vē'Êtherñøth had made I'm surprised I got it right the first time. Hooray for cooking skills!

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Vē'Êtherñøth: That's amazing, Asuka! Makes more pots than she knows what to do with SOUP FOR EVERYONE!

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raef: i am overwhelmed. thank ye, cult members, for aiding me in my endeavor to- Y'KNOW WHAT, I DON'T LIEK TALKING LIKE AN OLD-TIMEY CULT LEADER. LEMME REPHRASE THAT
corrin has beaten raef to it
corrin: what raef means is thanks for helping me start this cult. to thank you for that, corrin will now proceed to eat all the soup you own. or have. also, this is a happy day for corrin has found a recipe (found = dredged up from teh Unterworld somewhere) for firewhale egg soup! Enjoy!
corrin produces pot of firewhale egg soup
raef is offended but also happy because more soup

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Me: Wh-what? Why french?
Asuka: What? What is this French you speak of?

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Me: why not?
Addic: drinks more soup

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Asuka: Ummm… okay? I don't know "French".

(Me: Neither do I!)

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Vē'Êtherñøth: Neither do I, but I like how it sounds! Makes some of the aforementioned Firewhale egg soup This is actually very common in Hell! And very tasty.

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Ëvêāhn: Why not… Grabs a bowl, chugs it all, including the solids Holy shit… that's pretty good, actually! Grabs the whole pot, eats the pot as well as the soup

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Addic: HEY!

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Ëvêāhn: Sighs, looks at Addic Look, I have yet to eat anything. Plus, I keep you humans from killing yourselves on a daily basis.

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Vē'Êtherñøth: Yes, yes, we know, your royal grey pain-in-the-ass highness. Makes more soup