Ren: I’m prettier than you!! Ooh! I want fries!!
(Awwwee!! A raccoon stole my scooter once when I was 7 and a bear dragged our entire garbage can down the street and a cougar wanted to play on our elementary school playground so we had to go into lockdown :)
Wren: Impossible. Noone is prettier than me.
Ren: Says the same thing at the same time as Wren, then laughs
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Addic: I am so confused. Wren and Ren are together, but Ren's not?
Ren: Grins No, I'm not with Wren or Ren.
Wren: Mutters Thank the gods for that…
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Addic: no, Ren's with Wren. not you Ren.
Corrin: hands out potatoes to all ye who asked
Corrin: So can someone explain who these people are?
Kek: Oooh, nice potatoes. The Ren-with-Wren is nice, Wren with a W is kinda nice? Nyeh. He randomly freezes people in kidair when we're getting to the good parts so dunno. Ren-with-an-R-who-Wren-apparently-hates is a new person who I do not know.
Corrin: more confused
(Gods damn, this is chaotic and I live it all!)
Ren: Sighs, then pulls out two more knives I could solve the entire situation with these two knives.
Wren: Snarls Don't. You. Fucking. Dare.
Ren: I could break your bones with the force of a truck… heyyy I’m getting deja vu
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(Mwahahahaha)
Addic: Hands not with Wren Ren a hat Ren with a hat is new, Wren and Ren without a hat are together. The Oracle who I call cow, used to have a daemon, but is free now, and I don't know who Celestie is.
Corrin: Ooooh, knives.
Kek: Peggy, do you like this Ren? If you don't, maybe you can show your appreciation for her by giving her a big ol' lick on her face!
Corrin: That is probably a good idea but probably also not. Fire away, Peggy!
Ren: Takes the hat, put it on after checking to see if it was knife-proof, which it was Thank you.
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Addic: GO PEGGY!! WOOO
Ren: yeah Peggy!!! flaps wings oh whoops! I guess I have wings too!!
Ren: Sighs, then launches herself 10 feet vertically in the air, avoiding Peggy entirely, throwing her two knives at Addic and Corrin, knowing Kek can't die, grabbing two more and simply pinning Kek to Peggy
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Addic: hey! I gave you a hat! side steps the knife and caches it by the hilt.
Ren: making angry bird noises, launching himself after her, and grabbing her by the neck
Corrin: ducks I don't even know you why- Yay, not evil Ren!
Corrin: unpins Kek from Peggy
Kek: That was NOT NICE. You could have HURT PEGGY.
Kek: turns to Corrin Can you get Daefeto here please?
Corrin: He might try to EAT Peggy- Oh. Yeah, okay.
Corrin: summons the demon that is Daefeto
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Addic: oh, I'll get Fluffy D, Summons Fully D
Fluffy D: HIIIIYE Deafenotiesds i hassse returnedingd
Corrin: Hi, Fluffy D!
Daefeto: arrives G'hreal nie despotae, niclode zensta-
Corrin: Hello, Daefeto.
Daefeto: Ohhg, you againm. Allows me to traslate: Whyy did you waked me, you annoying piece of-
Daefeto: Ands then I was innterupted. Woiuld you loike me to continuel?
Corrin: NO. Okay, this is actually important. Listen up please. And please stop mispelling words it's annoying-
Daefeto: important? What could be- sees Peggy
Daefeto: Ah. Are we eating the pig again?
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Fluffy D: ohhhh! we eating piggzies?
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Addic: Fluffy D, don't eat Peggy. have a banana. hands him a bananananana
Fluffy D: ooooo eats banananana
Ren: Laughs at everyone, dodging Ren, tossinghim like a doll back to the ground and tossing more knives at Addic, intent on hitting him since he knocked her knife out of the air
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Addic: Hey! stops a few and doges the rest
Ren: falls a bit, hitting the ground hard, then immediately flies back into the air, going to punch Ren out of the sky
Ren: Sighs and, with pinpoint accuracy, pins Addics toes to the ground and paralyzes Ren.
Corrin: Daefeto, qul la Peggy an tanmu ajnihatan li'anani aerifanaha tastatie walakin la yumkin una altahaduth maeaha balaghati aw.
Daefeto: dxfghujiko FINE. talks to Peggy in a language nobody can undertsnad
Peggy: nods and appears to grow wings
Kek: Aw heck yeah. NOW go lick her face, Peggy!
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Addic: Go Peggy!!
Fluffy D: Ya Piggy!!
Ren: Laughs and shears Peggy's wings off with 4 well placed knives You know, you guys make amazing target practice! You're lucky I like y'all, otherwise you'd be dead by now.
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Addic: PEGGY!!
Fluffy D: I knows likeings zoo laddy.
Peggy: guinea pig snarl and grows more
Daefeto: xdxfghjkl THAT HURT!
(also I just realized I forgot to explain what Corrin said so Daefeto basically lent Peggy HIS wings, which ren now cut off. but now Peggy is growing her own demon wings that were hers originally. he told Daefeto that in Arabic, more or less since I cannot write Arabic in actual Arabic characters on this keyboard. and I edited it a wee bit so it won't translate directly into what I just explained)
