Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

( i gotta go i need to get caught up on my school work cus im missing my phone and wanna talk to my boyfriend…)

(Okay, you do that! In the meantime, I'll try and make a character for you.)

okay

(offline for the rest of the weekend but i wanna get this going again)
(if anyone responds in te next half-hour i will be here tho)

Faith: Her arm starting to shake, the knife falls out of her hand and she collapses, unconscious, the chili spilling all over the floor and her

Aethea: Oh, look. Did she die?
Gino: That is NOT a normal reaction to a ten-year-old falling unconscious.
Kek: AETHEA'S not normal.
Gino: kneels down and pulls out a flask of something and splashes it on Faith
Gino: watches Faith wake up Are you okay?

Faith: Slowly comes back Hnghhhh… wh- what? Wh- why am I on the floor? Why do I have chili all over me? And most importantly, where's my knife?

Gino: hands her her knife You fell unconscious and spilled chili all over yourself.
Aethea: After pulling the knife on me. That's just bad manners.
Kek: Pretty much, yeah.

Faith: Gets up, holding the knife close to her. Okay. But, you- she gestures to Aethea with the knife- are not a nice person. You deserved it.

Gino: Yeah. She did. She's creepy.
Corrin: Creepy psycho cousin.
Aethea: grins I forgot about that. Right. Cousins!
Kek: to Faith I can drag her away if you want?
Aeteha: Then YOU'D have to leave.
Kek: Disneyland. Right.
Kek: Still. I could.

(offline now till monday)

(Okay.)

Faith: Sighs I don't need a knight in shining armour to get her away, I just need her to go away.

(okay one more post)

Kek: Wasn't saying you did, but technically she's gotta be where I am and I've gotta be where she is. So either way I've gotta go, too. Maybe I could of phrased it better, but. Her going means I have to go, my going means she has to go.
Gino: Yup. And both of you going would be good.

(Lol!)

Faith: Nods at Gino See, they get it.

Hope: Where am I though? W-what happened to my cat?

Kek: glares at Gino Betrayal!
Gino: Well now that she's out, whenever you're somewhere, she's there too. And I dislike her more than I like you.
Kek: More betrayal!
Aethea: Betrayal is fun.
Gino: Yeah, okay, goodbye now? As in, leave?
Aethea: But clearly it makes you uncomfortable when I'm here, so I'll stay, thank you very much.
Kek & Gino: groans

(we posted at the same second. why doe sthis only happen in the soup cult?)

(all hail the soup)

(salue la soupe!)

(bringing us back from the depths of dissolving again-)

Kek: Oooh, I would!
Gino: What kind?
Aethea: Only if it's Spencer soup.

(ayo the soup!)
(Idk what to do lmao)

(drop someone in randomly)
(yes the soup!)

Kek: That was probably wise
Aethea: What is a potato?
Gino: gasps

Epsilon: yooo potat?? Can I snag some of that?

Aethea: WHAT IS A POTATO TELL ME NOW OR-
Kek: bjnkopiu87y6t5rdfgvhj these people aren't obliged to tell you anything you don't hold any weight in their lives being a Legacy now siddown and shut up.
Gino: Well said.