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(Yep, that was my reaction at first as well! But, I'm fine with it. It makes fantasy worlds more realistic.)
Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)
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(the having crazy gods to f*ck up our lives?)
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(That happens to me on the daily, bae. I wouldn’t consider that fantasy :/)
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(Yeah, to both of you.)
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(my gods raef's hasn't been here in forever- he must come se his creation. (he's the reason the soup cult was created))
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(Lmao, get his ass in here to see what madness hath wrought!)
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(hehehehehehe.)
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(Ooh yessss!!!)
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Raef: walks in So I got some sentient potatoes and I've gotta say, they're really- sees everyone else HOLY EARTHQUAKE WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? WHY IS THERE A POTATO ON THE FLOOR? WHY IS ANOTHER POTATO A CHARRED WRECK? WHY IS AETHEA HERE AND WHAT IS THAT SKULL DOING HERE?
Aethea, Kek and Corrin: identical grins
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Kardashev: Laughs Ah, the infamous Raef! Welcome back, Cult Leader.
Faith: Sighs, kneels
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Addic: oh hey Raef! welcome back. grabs a sentient potato oooh, these are nice.
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Ren: has entered the chat again. hello holy one!! Because of your cult, I got banged!! grins and bows
epsilon is kicked out of wherever they were by Silent.
Epsilon: oh children and crackers- oh!! Oh Raef!!!
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Raef: Addic! Hi! Do you mind explaining WHO THESE PEOPLE ARE AND WHY THEY'RE BOWING? Because they're not demons or banshees so I technically don't rule them… I think? Or maybe I do? monches potat Explain please.
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Addic: your cult became very popular well you were gone. bites potato You are their leader, they are just showing their appreciation to you. bites potato You're like a king of soup.
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Raef: Fun. Do they have to do what I say?
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Addic: Idk, maybe if you bribe them with soup they will. You'll have to ask them. bites potato This is a really good potato.
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Ren: stands there, oblivious
Epsilon: gnaws on a potato, then looks at Raef. can I eat you?
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Addic: no. you may not eat Raef. holds out arm If you are hungry, eat me. drinks clear vile.
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Kardashev: Sighs All of this, and more, is sadly true. I do enjoy a good angelsoul and/or demonsoul stew.
Faith: Gets up
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Addic: were ya going Faith?
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Faith: Who said I would stay? Me and Kardy here need to go.
Kardashev: Outraged I am not Kardy B.!
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Epsilon: nooo! I haven’t tasted all of you yet!! bites Addic
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Faith and Kardashev leave before Epsilon bites them
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Aethea: Deathborn curses Does that mean I can't get the skull?
Raef: Goodbye, strange people! Come back soon!
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The skull stills sits there. Suddenly, a hand reaches through and grabs it, dragging it away.
A huge ass dragon joins the cult
Ítäki: Might I get some soup?
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Raef: So that's how people find this place… Sure, go ahead. We have cannibal and angelsoiul and moree cannibal soup!
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Epsilon: crying, then notices said big ass dragon. ooh! Only if I get to bite you
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Ítäki: Her stomach growls. She shrinks her massive, sky piercing form down to a more manageable size: the size of an average human. I'll take some angelsoul. Glares at Epsilon I can assume my true size and kill you by blinking.
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Epsilon: shifts to their true form and giggles. sorry!! Now, could you fall asleep for me real quick??
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Addic:… thats new.