The ultimate group chat

Asuka: I really don't want to be here…
Wren: You need more interaction with other beings besides me, Aiden and Angela. So stop complaining! And also, hi to all the people i don't know!
Asuka: h-hello… people? beings? i really don't like this…

Jack: um… hey?

Asuka: 0-0 oh god i didn't think anyone was on what do i do plz someone help i'm dying inside why can't i shut up this is why i don't do social interaction-
Wren: Okayyy then… Ima just stop her there.

Jack: Oh no, I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean anything

Jack: gives awkward hug

Wren: No don't-
Asuka: (gasp, faints)
Wren: (sigh) She doesn't mix well with physical stuff. I guess I shoulda mentioned that. When she wakes up, she'll have no recollection of this at least, so…

Jack: oh thank goodness

Asuka: Recollection of- oh… crap… (turns cherry red)
Wren: I guess you looked at what happened, didn't you? (sigh) I really should have thought of that.

Azriel_the_modern_cupid: Oh my god, another one of these??? why am I literally on so many already???
Azriel_the_modern_cupid: that sounded so rude— my bad.
Azriel_the_modern_cupid: Heyooooooooo :P

Cynthia: hiiiiiiiiiiiiii, I have no clue who made this

(forgot about this tbh)

Asuka: (very shyly) h-hello? why are there so many people now?
Wren: You can go now if you want, Asuka.
Asuka: bye

Azriel_the_modern_cupid: Im so gay, oh my fuc—

Wren: Ummmm… what's going on, @Mere_Hufflepuff?

Azriel_the_modern_cupid: Its Azriel, and nothing— except cute femboy just walked by me, followed by cute alt boy.

Wren: oop… Btw, Asuka is a straight up girl. I'm literally non-gendered, due to the uh… changeable nature of what's "down there".

Azriel_the_modern_cupid: thats cool! so i'm assuming your pronouns are they/them?

Im Azriel, I live in the city and spend my summer at Camp Half Blood, considering my mom is literally Aphrodite the goddess of love. (The origin of my username relates to that.) Im male so he/him works, or any pronouns really tbh :)

Wren: Yep, they/them.. but only when I'm in my "glowy" form. Any other form, use he/him or she/her, unless I say something contrary. Also, I'm currently in a fight with another "person", similar to me, so I hope you can forgive any lateness to responses. (oh, crap. Really, Shadow? Why?)

Azriel_the_modern_cupid: its quite alright, I understand, arguments can be busying.

Wren: Currently, we're actually trying our best to kill each other so… (F- WHY?!)

Azriel_the_modern_cupid: sounds fun.

Wren: Okay, we're kinda getting to the point where we both want to stop but neither of us wants to give up, soooo… yeah… (Why won't you just admit that you messed up, Shadow? And why… won't… you… just… give… up?!)

Azriel_the_modern_cupid: I dunno what to tell you tbh, I always win arguments so—

Wren: Well, I'm pretty sure I've won, bc Shadow is not fighting anymore.
Shadow: I'm not in the habit of giving up or admiting that i'm wrong… but I concede. I will not apologize, however. Villains do not apologise.

Azriel_the_modern_cupid: oh shit.

Wren: Hmm…?
Shadow: What?

Azriel_the_modern_cupid: I forgot to pick my little sister up from soccer practice, im in the car on the way now—
I feel shitty