UNIVERSAL CHARACTER CHAT

Oleander: If you can't gut me from this distance, you aren't threatening at all.

Vasillios: Rolls his eyes, muttering under his breath
Half tempted to just shove the pair together…

Viola: That is an option…but I wouldn't bother…

Veronica: -stares at the Fae with no emotion- I like it personal

Oleander: Said the peasant girl to the faery king.
Henry: Ha! Y'all owe me five dollars each! He did it!

Oleander: The only crown I wear is my magnificently soft hair. I haven't worn a crown in decades, none of the royals have.

Vasillios: Returns to standing, arms crossing in front of his chest, tail lashing. Growling low

Viola: Simply continues to sip the liquid from the glass

Oleander: Fascinating. Now, onto the disembowelment. It can't be any worse that when my last wife attempted to kill me in my sleep. She failed, however, and trust me, her remaining hand will never be able to hold a knife for long enough to try that again. So humor me.

Oleander: Heals almost instantly
Oleander: Careful, dearest. Drinking the blood of a Fae can cause horrible damage to whoever does it. You could ask my fourth bride for confirmation on it. Except she's mute and couldn't tell you.

Vasillios: Growls, muttering
Least they could do is take this to a different room

Viola: But then we wouldn't be given a show

Vasillios: Weird-ass show

Acigokon: I agree, for an Eldritch, this is a weird show. Perhaps it might be because we have different definitions of a 'show..'

Veronica: -savors the taste on her black tongue- I'm resistant to all types of disease.

Oleander: Not disease, dear. But you'll feel the effects in a day or so.

Vasillios: Looks over
Indeed

Viola: True, all depends on the definition of a 'show'

Oleander: That depends on your definition of pain.

Oleander: Said the faery king to the peasant girl.

Oleander: It was a joke. I believe the humans call it a "that's what she said" joke.

Vasillios: Gives a soft snort

Viola: Finishes her glass of rose nectar

Vasillios: Leans head down, muttering softly in Viola's ear, then suddenly moves, walking, and disappearing

Viola: Gives a nod, watching him walk away, then looks back towards the pair before her