Character Chat (Or something...)

Asher- Hi! You want some appley juice?

Victoria: clearly dazed I can cho cho

Me: yanks Elisabeth away from Vicki so she doesn’t kill her

Incëreth: Sure!
Kilándrè: through mental link Do not accept food from strangers you idiot!
Incëreth: out loud You're the one they want to kill, Princess, not me

Elisabeth and Me: Confused
Victoria: giggling like mad as she rolls on the floor chooooo chooooo!

Asher- its not poisoned, i drink it!

Victoria: flicks a slipper in front of her face and suddenly Victoria was turned to mist as an explosion blew her to bits

Me: OH FUCK
Elisabeth: surprised that hasn’t happened sooner

Kilándrè: eyeroll Don't say I didn't warn you
Incëreth: accepts juice Thanks

Archer- what the fuuck happened?

Asher- Yay! Appeley juice!

Incëreth: Your boyfriend gave me juice!

Me: VICTORIA EXPLODED attempts to find one of her slippers so he can fix this
Elisabeth: she opened a portal but she didn’t stabilize it so it acted like a bomb and blew up in here face; quite literally.

Kilándrè: …Wow

Archer- First off, thats my cousin and seccond off is there any way to get her back?

Kilándrè: stares blankly Perhaps…

Me: finds a bloody slipper and hurls it into the mess of what’s left of Victoria

Archer- welp, im going to go blow up all of Dusk's books.

Victoria: regenerates and looks around blankly why is everything coated in red?

Me- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARCHER DONT YOU FUCKING DARE!

(I have no clue what is happening anymore)

Nether do i//

Incëreth: I suppose now is a great time for Ryl to pop up and scream "LANGUAGE!"

Sam- this shit happens a lot, dont worry about it

Me, Victoria, and Elisabeth: looking around very confused

Kilándrè: Ahh shit. It's everywhere

me: I am just gonna. flies out of existence

Asher- its very pretty!

Kilándrè: ….Ummmm

Victoria and Elisabeth: start eating popcorn as they try and figure out what’s happening

Incëreth: They are really weird