got the idea from the Characters as Tumblr Quotes thread.
i'll go first:
Feraen: I'll just keep all my emotions right here, and one day I'll die.
Smada: I can't listen to any new songs, because every new song is about how tonight is the night and we only have tonight. And that is such 19-year-old horseshit.
John Mulaney
(following)
Piper: Where were we? Ah, yes, the pit of despair.
Princess Bride
INCONCEIVABLE
YES OMG
that whole movie is honestly such a mood
same, it's a way of life
It was my childhood
AS YOU WISH… Rolls down painful looking hill as you realize *that was Wesley!!!
Cassie: “We’ll never survive!”
“Nonsense. You’re only saying that because no one ever has.”
also the princess bride
No more quotes, I mean it!
Anybody wanna peanut…
lol
Kalo's Psycho Fiance: literally every lyric in "bad guy" by Billie Eilish
I've been compiling music quotes for a while, so here's a few:
Coallen
“All his life he’s been told/He’ll be nothing when he’s old/All the kicks and all the blows/He won’t ever let it show/’Cause he’s stronger than you know/A heart of steel starts to grow” - Superheroes by the Script
"I know exactly why I walk and talk like a machine" - Oh No! by Marina and the Diamonds
"My childhood spat back out the monster that you see" - My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark by Fall Out Boy
"I am a soldier, I won't surrender/Faith is like a fire that never burns to embers" - The Resistance by Skillet
Lacey
"Out of the box/An epoxy to the world/And the vision we've lost" - Whatever It Takes by Imagine Dragons
"Don't need money/Don't need fame/I just wanna make a change" - Oh No! by Marina and the Diamonds
"I'll never be sorry/Won't ever pretend/'Cause every word I write is the truth/Can you say the same thing about you?" - Dreamin' by the Score
"Throw your sticks and stones/Throw your bombs and your blows/But you're not gonna break my soul" - Part of Me by Katy Perry
"They say we're crazy" - Who We Are by Imagine Dragons
No more quotes, I mean it!
Anybody wanna peanut…
Army hut
Feraen: And we are going to sell that to charity. Because that's what Christmas is all about.
The Office
Here's most of my characters as John Mulaney quotes. Some characters appear twice to make up for the fact that some don't appear at all because I couldn't make up my mind.
Crispin: Do you want me to kill that guy for you?
Crispin: Shut up! You’re all gonna die. S T R E E T S M A R T S!
Kit: I don’t care for these new nazis, and you may quote me on that.
Caleb: I try to stay optimistic, even though I must admit, things are getting pretty sticky.
Gerard: Am I gonna be nervous? I’ve been nervous for 35 years.
Matthew: This might as well happen. Adult life is already so goddamn weird.
Ara: One black coffee
Ara: In terms of instant relief, cancelling plans is like heroin.
Andor: I’m very gay. I’d like a few dollars.
Dallas: I always thought that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it is.
Milo: And I said no like a liar.
Garzlan: You could pour soup into my lap and I’d probably apologize to you!
Jaire: I am very small, and I have no money. So you can imagine the stress that I’m under
Solace: I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much.
Lu: That’s what I thought you’d say, you dumb fucking horse!
Aviv: I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much.
Kalo: Am I gonna be nervous? I’ve been nervous for 20 years.
