Favorite lines you've written/Finest character quotes

Iconic line:

The guards at the gate let them in without question but with great judgement.

VERY iconic line

Bonita:
"HOLY MOTHER IVAN!!!"
"I just wish I could go home and play video games."
"STAY BACK! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!"
"Are you real."
"JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!!!!"
"I guess were both wrong."
"I'll do my best."
"I knew no one would care."

Valerie
"Well lookie here, It's little miss sheep."
"Well, I mean there have to be something wrong with a person get off to being abused."
"Get off your ass and move."
"I'd rather be a bitch than a doormat."

Here are some quotes from Ace:

"What in the fresh flying fuck is Camu powder?"
"Shut the fuck up and let me watch Mal brush his teeth through the security cam."
"I'm not stalking Mal, I'm just following him to see his favorite places to go in case I ever ask him out."

Some quotes from Spade:

"Ace, you better shut the hell up or I'll steal your calcium privileges."
"No, don't eat my hairbrush!"

And a quote from Mal:

"No thanks, I'd rather eat my heart than open it up to your foolish games."

"'Sorry to interrupt,' said Jesse, who was not at all sorry to be interrupting."

Well, my story has two endings so the dialogue is going to vary a bit.
Good ending: "What is that?" "That is a giraffe." "A…giraffe?!" "Yes." "It- it's so… LONG!" - A conversation between Myles and Discord
Bad ending: "It was easier than I thought. You were already so close to breaking, I just had to give you a little nudge." - Discord to Myles

"They say every angel has to go through hell to earn their wings." -Bane to Slate about the death of Seth

"Do you ever notice that when the night clouds over, the stars and moon still shine? The light will alway prevail through the darkness." - Gwen to Jax

Gaki
"I'm not crazy, but if it sells, I guess I am."
"No one cares how you feel."
"I hate this body I look like a damn 12-year-old, is this really what the audience wants."
"Calm down, I was joking."
"Looks like somebody doesn't know what satire is."
"Aww, are you triggered?"
"You think I actually care about that eyeless broad, The only reason we were together was because I was written to be obsessed with her useless ass." referring to Insato
"WHY WOULD YOU DIE ALREADY, YOU USELESS SKANK!" To Insato

Alvis
"I don't see why you even had to get involved, This isn't anything of your concern."
"At what age did were you dropped?" to Sophie
"That's just how we're programmed." To Insato
"All I remember about that girl is that Ongi took her, probably as a replacement for Insato."
"Honestly I can't even say her name without gagging." about Insato
"Don't just stand there, you twit! Attack them!"
"We're here to kill Insato, That is all."
"You couldn't follow one single order, couldn't you." Being defeated

Otori
"I can become any man you want, Just tell me their looks and I'll become them."
"Oh, Ms. Boing Boing, where did you run off to."
"Crying won't help, Now you're in our terf."
"That's not fair, I thought you loved us, you did all that bashing and buying just to fall for some boy." To Sophie
"You're pretty uppity for size B."
"DON'T YOU COMPARE ME TO THAT STUPID FEDORA WEARING MAN WHORE, I'M TEN TIMES HOTTER THAN HIM AND HAS MORE CLASS THAN HIM AND HIS DEGENARATE FAMILY COMBINED." About Laito
"WAIT! DON'T THROW ME AWAY!" Being defeated

Ongi:
"You're more like Insato than I thought." to Bonita
"Wait, Don't kill her."
"You interrupted my sleep for this." Challenging Sophie
"Insato, You returned!"
"After all I did for you did is how you repay me trying to kill me." To Insato
"Look I don't care if I'm best boy to you or whatever. I only care for Insato."
"As much as I knew she was never own person, I still loved her."
"Don't compare me to them."
"To be honest, I'm kind of happy you used my knife." To Insato
"You really have became stab happy."
"Don't waste my time."

Tsumi:
"I'm far too powerful to be someone's boy toy."
"What's the point of having so much power when you can't even enjoy it."
"I never want to be the monster."
"Learn to forgive already."
"I don't know who you are and to be frank I don't care."
"Don't you have a body pillow to shag?" To Bonita

Insato
"I gave everything to you people, and all I get is hatred and scorn."
"Why fix something that hurts you in the progress."
"As I thought, after all the hate you sling to me and now you can't even remember my name."
"I will spare your life, only if we save this girl."
"I can't bare the thought of those men running amuck and finding more people to hurt."
"The strong should protect the weak, not harm them."

Tsuyoi
"Weakling…"
"Outta of the way, Cowtits." To Valerie
"Most girls are morons."
"No, I'm different."
"Why am I always following your commands."
"Don't think you won." To the group after killing Alvis

A few Shea and Bianca quotes because yes:

Shea:
"Life is a dull, meaningless void… You gotta fill that void with lots of explosives and vodka."

"You have four seconds to explain yourself before I lose it."

"It hurts to be human…"

"I will not be mad if the sun explodes right now."

"Yeah, like you're sooo much better."

Bianca:
"Isn't the first person I've killed, and it won't be the last."

"I gave you a second chance and this is how you choose to waste it?"

"Don't tell me how to run my country, Ambassador, when your own is tearing itself apart."

"What's the key to being a leader? Well… Thieves' County is a unique place. Everyone has come from different parts of the world, seeking shelter and safety from their home countries. They're refugees. A lot of my citizens are children escaping abusive family, single mothers wanting a better life for their babies, men and women who desire a second chance at life. Here in Thieves' County, they start over, and that's a beautiful thing. There's a reason Thieves' County is known as 'the land of second chances.' I let them begin a new life here. They can forget everything about their past, and can focus on the future instead. Thieves' County is a thriving civilization because the people are happy, and as long as they're happy, I'm doing my job."

I have a mix of a few lines and character quotes :) :

• The unidentified man had no visible weapons, but he held such intense confidence and intimidation about him that it was awfully hard to believe that he had no way of defending himself.

• "Hey, Vinny, what’s wrong? Never seen two girls kiss?" No, in fact, I haven’t.

• I don’t think that he wants time to contemplate his options. Instead, he propels himself forward, lips on mine in less than a second.

• I feel my throat clenching as the overwhelming urge to say something captures my breath.

(Here are some more quotes ft. two of my LotL/HnK OCs)

Zircon:

"For a matter of fact, shouldn't you be fighting the Lunarians? You're stronger than all of us combined… except for Phos. They're… something else."

"Rutile, my arm broke off again… Yes, I know I wasn't supposed to fight the Lunarians, but Dia wasn't there so I filled in. Hey, you have to put my arm back on! You're a doctor for a reason, you know!"

Granite:

"Uh, no, I don't wanna fight. What about Dia? …Huh? What do you mean she isn't there?! She's supposed to be there all the time, right?!"

"Phos, hush up. Wait… what the hell?! What are you?!"

A few favorites from my various characters:

"Maybe you'll finally realize that you should never have made an enemy of someone who doesn't start fights."

"What would be the point of life if it was all like a fairytale? It's too easy, too simple. No, this had to happen."

"I swear that my grandfather, the last leader of my kingdom will be remembered by me and my people, and whether he is remembered for what little rights he did, or his many wrongdoings, is up to history. And history has proved itself merciless."

“I can't feel like this. I don’t feel. I haven’t felt emotions for years. But Dani… Dani's different. The last time I felt like this, it was for Mason. Mason. My friend, and only my friend. The feeling wasn't permanent. And I know this time it won’t be.”

(Frog and Dick objectively have the best interactions of my characters, so here are their best lines.)

Dick: ”[in response to asking if his name really is Dick] Yes. And yes, I get dick jokes all the time; and yes, it’s why I’m single.”
Frog: “That’s not why you’re single! You’re single because you’re a loser, my dude.”

Frog: “The aura on this dude is not very poggers.”
Dick: “Did you just say ‘not very poggers’?”

Frog: “But you’re gonna have to know for this stupid…Heisenberg Christmas Extravaganza or whatever.”
Dick: “That is not what we call Christmas at our house but I love it so I’m using that now.”

(Frog and Dick objectively have the best interactions of my characters, so here are their best lines.)

Dick: ”[in response to asking if his name really is Dick] Yes. And yes, I get dick jokes all the time; and yes, it’s why I’m single.”
Frog: “That’s not why you’re single! You’re single because you’re a loser, my dude.”

Frog: “The aura on this dude is not very poggers.”
Dick: “Did you just say ‘not very poggers’?”

Frog: “But you’re gonna have to know for this stupid…Heisenberg Christmas Extravaganza or whatever.”
Dick: “That is not what we call Christmas at our house but I love it so I’m using that now.”

Not very poggers at all

This exchange makes me cringe sometimes but I think it's pretty funny. Comes after pretty tense moment for everyone.
“Oh, I have some eggs in my pocket, I just remembered.” Tavi exclaimed out of nowhere.
Everyone laughed, to varying degrees, with Rothos surprisingly being the most enthusiastic. He whinced and started to put a hand up to his scarred face shortly after.
“Is it your balls, Tavi?” Nim asked almost sincerely which made Alga truly laugh for some reason.
“No really!” Tavi said, pulling three eggs out of his pocket.
“Oh.” Nim said. “He was serious. I didn’t see that coming.”
“There were four but I think I dropped the other one.”
“Will they still be good?” Asked Nim, grinning. “After being in your pocket for god knows how long?”
“Should be fine, it was only a night.”
“We can eat them tonight.” Said Rothos.
“If Alga lets us have a fire…” Tavi said, scowling at her.
“Oh, I’m sorry, would you rather be shot?” Alga said.
Tavi cackled.
“Oh calm down.”

" I can't believe you're the one judging me when you're the one with that awful excuse for a style. " ~ My boi Maydey

"Oh don't worry he doesn't bi-", she looked over at her son, "just.. come on in.

I was confused about the mention of bisexuality then I realised that she was saying bite. I am an idiot

One of my favorites off of the top of my head is:
"If he's acting like a cat, I'm gonna treat him like one."

I love that for some reason

Kydrei took Yllmadaya’s hands into her own. “Yllmadaya, someday our past mistakes will catch up to us and we’ll have to face them. You can’t run forever.”
Yllmadaya pulled her hands away from Kydrei. “I’m immortal. I can run as long as I want to!”

The car swerved around the center statue, Luis shifting the gear. The engines roared as the group was pulled back by the g-forces. Hen was obviously having a difficult time getting into the locked phone, muttering German to himself.
"WOULD YOU HURRY UP?" Maydey screeched from the back of the vehicle.
"I'M TRYING, IT'Z KINDA HARD TO CENTER DIZ-"
"IS THAT AN EYEBALL?" Luis cried. Almost instantly his face turned pale. Hen was holding an eyeball over the camera, trying to access the lock. Blood dripped down his hands; but he didn't seem to care. Luis gagged.
"YOU'RE A VAMPIRE- WHY ARE YOU QUEEZY-" May snapped.
"WOULD YOU TWO SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO CONCENTRATE." Hen shook his head, bracing himself as the car turned with full speed.
Sky started ranting in Italian, flipping the two in the front seat off.
"I don't speak that." Hen waved her off.
Maydey ranted in French, flinching as Sky worked on his bullet wound.
"I don't speak that either-"

"The one and only Moonrock labs, the only Moonrock if you don't count the actual moon"

~Claire