Quill x Jack is one that’d be the most problematic. Quill has an innocent crush on Jack, but she’s sixteen and so I’d hope no one would ship them because of that. But I’ve seen people ship adults and children together before and—no. Just no. On that note, Quill x any of the main cast would be awful as she’s the only minor.
Jack x Cyrus would also be one that annoyed me. They make a good pair and have a lot of funny banter as friends but they seriously would not work as a couple. Plus, Cyrus is lesbian and has a wonderful girlfriend, so really Cyrus x anyone other than Aria would bother me.
Life x anyone. I don’t talk about Life much on here but he’s incredibly toxic and has been very manipulative to some characters in the past, especially Jack and Love. For the sake of everyone he should not have a romantic partner.
Cyrus x Dally. They’re incredibly close, ride-or-die friends but again, Cyrus is lesbian. Dally did have a crush on her when they first met, but respects her sexuality and has moved on.
Karma x Jack. This would be so horribly toxic. Karma has a huge crush on Jack, but she seriously does not respect the fact that he’s asexual which already makes him super uncomfortable with her. He has absolutely no romantic interest in her, either. Karma really shouldn’t be shipped with anyone; she’s too obsessive and borderline stalker-y for any of her relationships to be healthy.
Anthony x Cyrus. Stop it they are both gay
Also Anthony is her boss which makes this even weirder