Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo

Cora: Aggressive poking Beck
Cora: Hey Beck… I see you have some chocolate chips… you should put some in my hand… it’ll be a secret-

Oleander: I am performing magic tricks!
Oleander: Shoots Cypress with a real bow, but in a magical way
Oleander: \( ͡°- ͡° )つ ︻̷̿┻̿═━一 ☆*:・ﾟ

Victor: Hey, my parents aren’t home…
Victor: You know what that means.
Alice: You’ll hide from socialization in the living room instead of your room?
Victor: Yes.

Jax: Aggressively poking Law
Jax: Hey Captain… I see you have some chocolate chips… you should put some in my hand… it’ll be a secret-

JJ: I'm thirsty.
Byungho: There's some juice in the bleach bottle under the sink.
Elijah: Byungho, we've talked about this! He doesn't get you're kidding. JJ put that down!
Byungho: If he's stupid enough to drink it, then how is it my fault?

Hyungwon: What is your biggest fear?
Pearl: My biggest fear is that one day, I will wake up as a chocolate bar.
Hyungwon: You would eat yourself, wouldn't you?
Pearl, whispering with a horrified look: I wouldn't even question it.

Ashley: When you want two people to be together, you ship them.
Sanghun: Ship them where??

Adrian: [following Kimin around]
Kimin: What are you doing?
Adrian: I was told to follow my dreams.

Louis: My mind is like an internet browser.
Carmen, confused: Explain.
Louis: 15 tabs are open, 7 are frozen, and I don't know where the music is coming from.

Maeng: Jack called me immature.
Chansung: What did you do?
Maeng: I banned him from our cardboard box fort.

Phillip: I have a black belt.
Jason: In martial arts?
Phillip: In Gucci.

Alice: When you want two people to be together, you ship them.
Victor: Ship them where??

Beck: My mind is like an internet browser.
Harper: Explain.
Beck: 15 tabs are open, 7 are frozen, and I don't know where the music is coming from.

Georgie: Eleanor called me immature.
Christopher: What did you do?
Georgie: I banned her from our cardboard box fort.

Georgie: I have a black belt.
Jack: In martial arts?
Georgie: In Gucci.

Chopper: Nami called us immature.
Shachi: What did you do?
Jax: We banned her from our cardboard box fort.

jesse: i’m not always crying!
darcy: yeah. sometimes you’re asleep
–
rex: i hate nature. it's dirty. it's unhygienic. it's not cool. what is that smell–
page: that's grass.
rex: disgusting.
–
sam: ben called us immature.
jesse: what did you do?
emily: we banned him from our cardboard box fort.
–
blackthorn: hi guys! today we're gonna test out different hair products! let’s get started.
blackthorn: (sprays hairspray in mouth)
blackthorn: i can tell you right off the bat that this one isn’t very good.

Myung: Jason and Fen didn't finish their food.
Tony: It's okay, just throw them out.
[later]
Myung, helping Jason and Fen pack their bags: Listen, I'm just as surprised as you are.

Minwoo, drawing a pentagram on the floor: You told me to satanize the house.
Sebastian: I SAID SANITIZE!

Jack: I've sent good vibes your way.
Jack: They're coming.
Jack: There's nothing you can do to stop them.
Matthew:
Matthew: That's the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up.

Nari: You have no idea what I'm capable of.
Orion: Don't take it personal, but I feel like I'm being threatened by a cupcake.

Taeok: So here's a list of things I need to buy, a-
JJ: What I get lost?
Taeok: You have a map.
JJ: What if I get kidnapped?
Taeok: Don't worry, I'm sure as soon as you start talking they'll give you back.

Seokju: This, right here, is why you have a reputation as a pain in the ass.
Maeng: I've cultivated that reputation.

Jaesung: I'll have a beer and he'll have a juice box.
Chansung: Jaesung, I'm a grown man.
Chansung: I can order my own juice box.

Law: I'll have a sake and she'll have a juice box.
Jax: Captain, I'm a pirate.
Jax: I can order my own juice box.

Anthony appreciation post lmao

Cyrus: One time, I saw Anthony at the police station, and he was all smiley.
Cyrus: And I said, "Kane! You seem so happy!"
Cyrus: And without missing a beat, he said:
Cyrus: "Thanks! It's a facade."

Cyrus: Who want me? ;D
Anthony: Bitch, the state???

Anthony: I don't have the energy for this.
Cyrus: For what?
Anthony: [Gestures vaguely]

Anthony: We may all be clowns on our own, but together?
Anthony: We make a whole damn circus.
Sam:
Sam: I genuinely cannot tell if that’s supposed to be inspirational or not—

Anthony, to Quill: Hey, kid. I know you’re struggling a lot right now, but I’m just here to tell you that everything only gets worse, forever.

Frank: Have you heard from Caleb?
Kit: I’m sure everything is fine. We left him with Crispin.
Frank: Those two sentences don’t go together.

Ara: I don't have the energy for this.
Dallas: For what?
Ara: [gestures vaguely]

[Everyone running in the room at the sound of the fire alarm, half asleep]
Brian: What's going on!? Is everyone oka-
Holly: [Holding a sparkler under the fire alarm] Now that everyone's here, who drank the last of my chocolate milk

Gerard: I’m not always crying!
Crispin: Yeah. Sometimes you’re asleep.

Matthew: Can I please schedule this emotion for a later date

Milo: ‘Back on my bullshit?’ Ha! I never got off!

Caleb: How are you?
Gerard, lifting his face from the carpeted floor: Great!

Andor: My mind is like an internet browser.
Ara: Explain.
Andor: 15 tabs are open, 7 are frozen, and I don't know where the music is coming from.

Andor: Ara called me immature.
Dallas: What did you do?
Andor: I banned him from our cardboard box fort.

Jackie: I have a black belt.
Ara: In martial arts?
Jackie: In Gucci.

Kit: i hate nature. it's dirty. it's unhygienic. it's not cool. what is that smell–
Eva: that's grass.
Kit: disgusting.

Estella: One time, I saw Peregrine in the crow's nest, and she was kinda smiley.
Estella: And I said, "Peregrine! You seem so happy!"
Estella: And without missing a beat, she said
Estella: "Thanks! It's a facade."

Estella: Who want me? ;D
Peregrine: Bitch, the Marines???

Estella: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Shanks: Next time you're working out do 15 pushups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Drink an entire bottle of sake instead of just a cup. Burn your ex's house down. You can do it, I believe in you.
Peregrine: There were so many mixed messages in that I can't-

Peregrine: I don't have the energy for this.
Estella: For what?
Peregrine: [gestures vaguely]

Estella: Peregrine has a picture of me in her wallet. She said whenever she faces an obstacle, she looks at it and the problem disappears.
Estella: I thought it was really sweet until she said, "Because what problem could be bigger than you?"

Esther: Have you heard from Lucas?
Cedar: I’m sure everything is fine. We left him with Maia.
Esther: Those two sentences don’t go together.

Everyone: Running in the room at the sound of the fire alarm, half asleep
Kat: What's going on!? Is everyone oka-
Frankie, holding a sparkler under the fire alarm: Now that everyone's here, who drank the last of my chocolate milk

Knight: I'll never forget that time I was at a party and we were playing truth or dare, and someone dared me to go home.

Hyungwon: You have to apologize to Maeng.
Seokju: Fine. Unfuck you or whatever.

Basil: [walks in]
Minwoo, internally: There he is. My favorite person has arrived. He is so precious and I'd pick all the stars out of the sky for him. I must greet him in a manner that shows him how much I appreciate him.
Minwoo, aloud: The fuck you want??

Pearl: Look, if you don't finish your homework you're gonna end up at McDonald's.
Nari: So if I don't do my homework, we're going to McDonald's?
Pearl:
Pearl: NO

C.Ro: [eating a cinnamon roll]
Jungwoo: Cannibalism
C.Ro: [confused chewing noises]

Adrian: What if "it's raining men" and "let the bodies hit the floor" are both the same event but from different points of view?
Jack: I am literally begging you to stop.

Estella: [walks in]
Peregrine, internally: There she is. My favorite person has arrived. She is so precious and I'd pick all the stars out of the sky for her. I must greet her in a manner that shows her how much I appreciate her.
Peregrine, aloud: The fuck you want??

Law: Have you heard from Jax?
Shachi: I’m sure everything is fine. We left her with the Straw Hats.
Law: Those two sentences don’t go together.

Sophie: so you're a man of honor
Hunter: well I wouldn't go that far-

Therese: So you're a man of honor?
Nich: Well, I wouldn't go that far-

Garzlan: Everyone, say something nice about Milo.
Keyla:
Calidor:
Savona:
Taven:
Farli:
Garzlan:
Milo: Okay.

Kit: You have to apologize to Gerard.
Crispin: Fine. Unfuck you or whatever.

Ara: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Holly: Next time you're working out do 15 pushups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Drink an entire bottle of wine instead of just a cup. Burn your ex's house down. You can do it, I believe in you.
Dallas: There were so many mixed messages in that I can't

Andor: What if "it's raining men" and "let the bodies hit the floor" are both the same event but from different points of view?
Ara: I am literally begging you to stop.

Keyla: So you're a man of honor?
Milo: Well, I wouldn't go that far-

Marya: Everyone, say something nice about Oleander.
Calla:
Cypress:
Lavinia:
Juniper:
Aspen:
Poplar:
Alys:
Oleander: Okay.

Jackson: You have to apologize to Max.
Geneva: Fine. Unfuck you or whatever.

Carrie, to Lysander: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness. Next time you're working out do 15 pushups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Drink an entire bottle of wine instead of just a cup. Burn the palace down. You can do it, I believe in you.
Ayla: There were so many mixed messages in that I can't-

Fern: So you're a man of honor?
Huxley: Well, I wouldn't go that far-

Marian: Walks in
Beatrice, internally: There she is. My favorite person has arrived. She is so precious and I'd pick all the stars out of the sky for her. I must greet her in a manner that shows her how much I appreciate her.
Beatrice, aloud: What the hell do you want?

Oberon: Have you heard from Iam?
Titania: I’m sure everything is fine. We left him with Robin.
Oberon: Those two sentences don’t go together.

Anthony: Have you heard from Quill?
Cyrus: I’m sure everything is fine. I left her with Jack.
Anthony: Those two sentences don’t go together.

Emmett: You have to apologize to Jack.
Dally: Fine. Unfuck you or whatever.

Kate: I'll never forget that time I was at a party and we were playing truth or dare and someone dared me to go home.

Louis: Have you heard from Jack?
Darlene: I’m sure everything is fine. I left him with Carter.
Louis: Those two sentences don’t go together.

(I’m sorry these comments were from like months ago but I just saw them now and I’m going to respond. Sorry. These are from page 275 of the old one if anyone’s interested or confused. Jyn if this is too old and you want me to delete it, just let me know)

Moxie I love your characters-

Thank you me too

Sam is the one from the court roleplay, right?

(She is indeed)

(Mox, have I ever RPed with you? Bc if not, that has to change.)

(I think we’ve been in like one or two group rps and that’s it)

Oliver: Everyone, say something nice about Theo.
Sam:
Lila:
Anna:
Jacob:
Theo: Okay.

Drew: You have to apologize.
Evelyn: Fine. Unfuck you or whatever.

Evelyn: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Drew: Next time you're working out do 15 pushups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Drink an entire bottle of wine instead of just a cup. Burn your ex's house down. You can do it, I believe in you.
Max: There were so many mixed messages in that I can't

Sam: What if "it's raining men" and "let the bodies hit the floor" are both the same event but from different points of view?
Theo: I am literally begging you to stop.

Drew: So you're a woman of honor?
Evelyn: Well, I wouldn't go that far-

Nah it's fine! No need to delete

Alice: Has anyone seen Victor?
Henry: I just saw him in the science lab a few minutes ago, vibrating like he was about to explode.
Alice: Oh, shit. I introduced him to caffeine patches the other day, you don't think…
Victor, appearing out of nowhere: I haven't slept in three days, and I'm out of room on my right arm, but on the bright side, I've disproved Einstein's theory of relativity and invented a bagel!