Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo

Robin: You ever notice how almost all laws use “he” or “she” in their clauses?
Robin: …Which means that I, a person who uses they/them, am above the law, and thus can not be arrested.
Oberon:
Oberon: Just get in the car.

Blaire: You ever notice how almost all laws use “he” or “she” in their clauses?
Blaire: …Which means that I, a person who uses they/them, am above the law, and thus can not be arrested.
Tyl:
Tyl: Just get in the car.

Dally: If I die, my funeral is gonna be the biggest party and you're all invited.
Jack, just passing by: "If."
Quill: Great. The only party I've ever been invited to and he might not die.

Dally: Hey, kid! Wanna become a space outlaw and steal some precious artifacts with me?
Quill: Uh… I’m pretty sure that’s illegal.
Dally: That’s the spirit!

Taeok: Yesterday I saw Elijah in the park screaming "BAD DOG" at a goose and I still can't stop thinking about it.

Tony: Fen, why is there a normal sized carrot in the bag of baby carrots?
Fen: They need adult supervision.

Jaesok: Can I go see my boyfriend?
Louis: No!
Jaeseok: Why?
Louis: Chores before whores.
Jaeseok: Louie-
Louis: Dishes before bitches.
Jaeseok: Why are you like this?
Louis: Cutting the grass before getting ass.

Nari: I'm not THAT short!
Orion: I mistake you for a traffic cone at least twice a day.

Basil: [exists]
Minwoo, in tears: So blessed. So moved. So grateful. Can't believe this is my life. Never going to take for granted. Always going to give back. Thank you.

Peregrine: Can I go see my girlfriend?
Shanks: No!
Peregrine: Why?
Shanks: Chores before whores.
Peregrine: Papa-
Shanks: Dishes before bitches.
Peregrine: Why are you like this?
Shanks: Cutting the grass before getting ass.

Oscar: If I had a nickel for every time I narrowly avoided being executed for treason, I'd have two nickels.
Oscar: It isn't a lot, but it is weird that that's happened to me twice.

Beck: Yesterday I saw some kid in the park screaming "BAD DOG" at a goose and I still can't stop thinking about it.

Izzy: Can I go see my boyfriend?
Francesca: No!
Izzy: Why?
Francesca: Chores before whores.
Izzy: Francesca-
Francesca: Dishes before bitches.
Izzy: Why are you like this?
Francesca: Cutting the grass before getting ass.

Anne: I'm not that short!
Ginny: I mistake you for a traffic cone at least twice a day.

Fern: Exists
Huxley, in tears: So blessed. So moved. So grateful. Can't believe this is my life. Never going to take anything for granted. Always going to give back. Thank you.

Quinn: Lyra, did Talia pay you to kill the Hawk?
Lyra, sprawled out on the couch in the arena lounge, sipping a Monster out of a martini glass: Yeah, she gave me 56 bucks
Quinn: Why would she pay you to do something she could do herself?
Talia, on top of the pool table: I'm lazy.

Quinn: Jayson, why is there a normal sized carrot in the bag of baby carrots?
Jayson: They need adult supervision.

Miette: Crushes are the worst.
Oscar: Yeah. Whenever I'm near someone I have a crush on, I start acting stupid.
Miette: You're always acting stupid around Nathaniel.
Oscar: Yeah, don't think too hard about that one.

Erik: You often use wit to deflect serious trauma.
Oscar: Thank you.
Erik: I didn't say that was a good thing.
Oscar: What I'm hearing is that you think I'm clever.

Anne: Ginny told me instead of being sad I should, "go get it girl". So I'm going to go get it, girl.
Marian: Get what?
Anne: Unclear. I'll just get everything to be safe.

Andromeda: Do you want a couple extra minutes before the decision?
Beatrice: No, we die like men.
Marian: Ugh, why is it always "like men"?
Beatrice: We die like men, unprepared and useless.

Asher: If you hurt Fern, I'll kill you.
Huxley: If I hurt Fern, I'll kill myself.
Asher: Not if I kill you first.
Adalia: Pleasure to watch you two interact, as always.

Aristotle: You won't stab me. I've got a witness.
Lord Arnol: Turn around, Douglas.
Douglas: Turns around
Aristotle: ..Douglas?

Anne: My wife needs to be graceful, sophisticated, and coordinated.
Ginny: Hey Anne-
Ginny: Crashes into a table, falls and drags everything off the table with her
Anne:
Anne: I want that one.

[Dear Lucien, I never really liked you and I forget you existed]

Lucien: Well, fuck you too

[Dear Janice, Hi]

Janice: He knows me so well.

[Dear Colton, your hair looks like it was dyed with toothpaste]

Colton: Fine, I fucking change my style then

[Dear Mia, I actually forget you existed, too.]

Mia: (cries)

[Dear Hasuko, I think I remember you.]

Hasuko: I guess I did really misunderstanded him

[Dear Mary and Will, You both need jesus]

Marionette and William: (silence sounds)

[Dear Stephe, No matter what I said or did, I'll always be yours
Ps. Sorry for cursing everyone, haunting you and starting armogeddon]

Stephe: (Crying)

btw this was inspired by UntilDawnCreeps' Anohana in 30 seconds

(Yeah, for future reference, could you not use that formatting? It throws off the flow of the chat.)

(Yeah, for future reference, could you not use that formatting? It throws off the flow of the chat.)

Oh sorry, I use the regular formatting

Emma: The year is 2023, marie kondo holds jeff bezos by the skin on the back of his neck-
Alex: This is the future we, as a society, need

Geneva: The year is 2023, Marie Kondo holds Jeff Bezos by the skin on the back of his neck-
Jackson: This is the future we, as a society, need.

Ara: Andor is trying to convince me that Jackie is actually short for Jack In The Box and I don't think he realizes how close I am to completely losing it.

Milo: Raise your hand if you like me
Keyla: What do I do if I don't like you?
Milo Then raise yOUR STANDARDS

Dallas: People who say ‘go big or go home’ seriously underestimate my willingness to go home. It’s literally my only goal for most of the day.

Milo: Live fast, die young, and leave behind a pretty corpse. That's what I always say!
Garzlan: You should say something else.

Brian: Walks into the kitchen
Holly: *wearing mismatching gloves and goggles, welding a sandwich together*
Brian: Okay, why don't we skip the "what" and go straight to "why?"

Kit: Ok, everyone, look alive.
Kit: Gerard, that's good enough.

Gerard: Honestly I’d love to relax but it’s just not realistic.

Holly: The year is 2023, Marie Kondo holds Jeff Bezos by the skin on the back of his neck-
Jackie: This is the future we, as a society, need.

Sanji: Walks into the kitchen
Usopp and Azami: wearing mismatching gloves and goggles, welding a sandwich together
Sanji: Okay, why don't we skip the "what" and go straight to "why?"

Seokju: Am I in trouble?
Kimin: Have a guess.
Seokju: No?
Kimin: Have another guess.

[Hyungwon going out at night]
Hyungwon, to everyone: No alcohol, no parties.
Hyungwon, to Minwoo: No summoning spirits.

Sebastian: [hits Adrian and runs]
Adrian: [stays still]
Sebastian: You're not gonna chase me?
Adrian: The only man I'll ever chase is the ice cream man.
Sebastian:
Adrian: And Kimin, of course.

Matthew: I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people.
Matthew: But none of them work.
Moon Company:
Haeil: Jack, put down the knife.

Basil: Why is "pretty boy" considered an insult? Call me a pretty boy. Call me a pretty boy right now. I want to be the prettiest boy you've ever seen.

Brook: I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people.
Brook: But none of them work.
The Straw Hats:
Azami: Zoro, put down your swords.

[Nami going out at night]
Nami, to everyone: No alcohol, no parties.
Nami, to Brook: No summoning spirits.

Cavendish: Raise your hand if you like me
Bartolomeo: What do I do if I don't like you?
Cavendish: Then raise yOUR STANDARDS

Law: You often use humor to deflect serious trauma.
Azami: Thank you.
Law: I didn't say that was a good thing.
Azami: What I'm hearing is that you think I'm funny.

Oleander: I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people.
Oleander: But none of them work.
Every Other Ruler: O.O

Owen: Hey, kid! Wanna become member of the resistance and overthrow a government facility”
Tori: Uh… I’m pretty sure that’s illegal.
Owenswerving past a black unmarked van : That’s the spirit!

Lark, angrily: You wanna fight??? You wanna catch these hands???
Owen:
Owen: [holds Lark’s little fists]
Lark: Okay, I'm calm now.

Owen:Lark, can you turn the lights on?
Lark: I don't have to, you're the only light that I need in my life.
Owen: That's very sweet and all, but I can't see.

Spencer: I think Lark messed up our Picnic.
Tori : awwe look at this! [holds up a post-it note that says "I love you so much!"]
Spencer: Oh, that explains this then.
Spencer: [holds up a post-it note that says "Please be good. For the love of God, be good, dont do anything stupid"]

Tori: Lays across a table trying to be seductive
Tori, winking at Spencer: Hey-
The table: Breaks

(Who made that, I have to find it)

Chopper: How are you so funny?
Azami: cheerleading in complete monotone t r a - u m a! I have trauma, and I'm gay!

Elyas: how are you so funny?
Chan, cheerleading with a lot of enthusiasm: t r a - u m a! I have trauma, and I'm gay!

Nathaniel: How are you so funny?
Oscar, cheerleading in complete monotone: T r a - u m a! I have trauma, and I'm gay.