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moonjumper: she was poetry, but he couldn’t read
bow kid: his name was jared, he’s nineteen
conductor: when his parents built a very strange machine
dj grooves: watch that scene, diggin’ the dancing queen!
hat kid: aaaay macarena!
snatcher: …horrible job, everyone
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abbacchio: we need to distract these guys
giorno: leave it to me
giorno: centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. discuss.
mista, fugo, and narancia: [immediately begin arguing]
bruno, watching in horror: oh this. i don’t like this. i don't like this at all.
abbacchio: you really put aside everything and came all this way for me? how did you even get here so fast?
giorno: several traffic violations.
mista: three counts of resisting arrest.
bruno: roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
narancia: also, that’s not our car.
bruno: what does 'take out' mean?
giorno: food.
mista: dating
abbacchio: murder
narancia: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD
abbacchio: why isn’t the statue smirking at me?
giorno: it isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.
abbacchio: three of us saw it, giorno. how do you explain that?
giorno: [points at bruno] sleep deprivation. [points at mista] paranoia. [points at narancia] delusional personality disorder.
bruno: imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
mista: self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
giorno: oh wow, my childhood innocence! thank you for finding this!
narancia: i knew i lost that potential somewhere!
abbacchio: my moral code, is that you?
bruno:
bruno: i was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?
Geoffrey: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Sonic: No.
Antoine: Nope.
Sonic: Absolutely not.
Tails: I hope it sucks for you.
Sally: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
amy (the most wonderful woman in the world): I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Rotor: I can’t wait to go to your funeral knowing I could have changed that outcome.
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pesci: would you guys be there for me if i was going through something?
ghiaccio: no.
prosciutto: nope.
ghiaccio: absolutely not.
illuso: i hope it sucks for you.
melone: i hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
formaggio: i hope you reach out to me so i can ignore you.
risotto: i can’t wait to go to your funeral knowing i could have changed that outcome.
bruno: looking left cause you don’t treat me right
giorno: looking right because you left
mista: looking up cause you let me down
narancia: looking down cause you fucked up
abbacchio: what is wrong with you guys
abbacchio: are we really going to let bruno keep giorno?
mista: we kept narancia.
abbacchio: You're a loose cannon, Giorno.
giorno: no, i'm not. i'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? is that what you think of me?
mista: i think you play by your own rules.
bruno: no way, he thinks rules were made to be broken.
abbacchio: those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
giorno: no, i'm just a reckless renegade. narancia is a loose cannon.
narancia: [smashes a chair]
Shadow: “Why would you want to save the galaxy?”
Sonic: “Because I’m one of the idiots who lives in it!”
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charlie: you often use humor to deflect trauma
angel: thank you
charlie: i didn't say that was a good thing
angel: what i'm hearing is, you think i'm funny
angel : fuck.
charlie: we've got to work on your cursing.
angel: why? i'm pretty good at cursing already.
Pearl: you can’t just take waffles, whipped cream, maple syrup, popcorn and a strawberry, throw it all together and call it a meal.
Narrator: but Steven could.
Narrator: and Steven did.
Narrator: and soon after, Steven would murder somebody.
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moony: you know, i'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
ena, drinking toast: why do you say that?
Rouge: “I said you could invite one person to the reception. One.”
Knuckles: “Look, Rouge , they don’t come separately!”
Mighty: “Yep.”
Ray: “We’re pack animals, Rouge.”
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amethyst: oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
pearl:
pearl: amethyst, i swear, if i step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn…
amethyst: [sips coffee from bowl]
Knuckles: “Fuck therapy, I’m becoming a knight.”
Mighty: “Pearl ghostwrote this.”
Knuckles: “Mr. Krab’s daughter?”
Espio: “No the rock.”
Knuckles: “Dwayne???”
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abbacchio: [stubs his toe] FUCK!
bruno: mind your language!
abbacchio: what else am i supposed to say, “woe is i”???
bruno:
abbacchio: you have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.
fugo, talking to narancia on the phone: did you preheat the oven like i told you to?
narancia: you bet!
fugo: at what temperature?
narancia: 535.
fugo: that's the clock.
narancia:
fugo:
narancia: 536.
Tails: “Hey, were you scared?”
Knuckles: “When the tree came to life?”
Tails: “Oh no earlier, when Shadow almost beat the shit out of you. I mean that was crazy. You know he can fucking kill you? He can kill all of us. I think sometimes we forget, that that’s Shadow the Hedgehog.”
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pucci: hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.
dio: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.
pucci: 'kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?
Chuck: “For ten years! I have done the best I could to raise you. Have I been perfect? No! Do I know anything about children? NO! Should I have picked up a book on parenting? PROBABLY! Where was I going with this?! I had a point.”
Sonic: “Sorry. Love ya, Uncle Chuck.”
Chuck: “WELL I LOVE YOU TOO!”
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kakyoin: what if the person who named walkie talkies named everything?
jotaro: pregnancy tests are maybe babies
polnareff: socks are feetie heaties
joseph: forks are stabby grabbies
jotaro: defibrillators are heartie starties
polnareff: nightmares are dreamy screamies
joseph: stamps are lickie stickies
avdol, annoyed: you are disappointments
Pearl: I’m sorry, but you’ll never meet my high standards.
Pink Pearl: I’m a girl with pink hair.
Pearl: OH NO, YOU’RE MEETING ALL MY STANDARDS!
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avdol: where's kakyoin, polnareff, and joseph?
jotaro: they're playing hide and seek.
avdol: where?
jotaro: i don't think you get how this game works.
Steven: Lesbians what is your wisdom
Pearl: world hard and cold, (censored) soft and warm
Sapphire: girl hot
Peridot: watch naruto
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bruno: anyone d-
abbacchio: depressed?
mista: drained?
narancia: dumb?
giorno: disliked?
bruno: -done with their work… what is wrong with you people-
Bunnie: “You’re an idiot.”
Antoine: “I’m your idiot. Holds up wedding ring FOREVER.”
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kakyoin: bye jotaro! bye polnareff! bye joseph! bye avdol! bye jotaro!
avdol: you said ‘bye jotaro’ twice.
kakyoin: i like jotaro.
joseph and avdol, trying to convince jotaro to go to egypt: you know… i thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really… strong!
avdol: and loud!
joseph: and grumpy!
avdol: and oblivious to reality!
jotaro:
polnareff: i’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
jotaro: i witnessed the dumb stuff.
kakyoin: i recorded the dumb stuff.
joseph: i joined in on the dumb stuff.
avdol: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!
Shadow: “My name is Shadow the Hedgehog and I’m an alcoholic.”
Cream: “Mr. Shadow, this is a girl scouts meeting.”
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avdol: what’s something you guys are better than jotaro at?
joseph: mario kart.
kakyoin: yeah, video games.
polnareff: emotional vulnerability.
Tails: “When you travel are you practicing social distancing?”
Knuckles: “I’ve been practicing social distancing since I was four years old.”
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habit: am i going too far?
kamal: no, no, no. you went too far about seven hours ago. now you're going to prison.
habit: i learned some very valuable lessons from this.
kamal: i’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.
habit: death isn’t real, and i’m basically god.
kamal: is something burning?
habit, deflecting: just my love for you.
kamal:
kamal: habit, the toaster is on fire.
Sonic: “Eventually I’ll quit playing Animal Crossing because eventually I’ll be dead.”
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parsley: jail is no fun. i’ll tell you that much.
jimothan: oh, you’ve been?
parsley: once. in monopoly.
jimothan:
habit: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine
habit: i became more evil if you’re curious
kamal: we're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's still time for a redemption arc!
habit: i’m going to get worse on purpose
Sonic: “You always believe that everything is going to work out. How do you do it?”
Cream: “Well, I’ll tell you my secret, sir.”
Cream (Whispering): “I lie to myself. Every morning, when I wake up, I say, ‘Everything’s gonna be okay.’ but I’m lying. And I don’t know how much longer I can do it.” Sharp inhale
Cream: “Have a swell night, sir.”