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Rating your characters except it’s really honest and unnecessarily violent

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@Anyanka99 groupoh shit waddup
oh shit waddup

@Goosey
thank you
she needs it haha!

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@trainwreck404

6.5/10 for Juniper

I could easily snap him in half over my knee. The only person ever to get a sun burn from a flash light.
Has absolutely no ass. Just looks like he eats cats. Would probably sit on a cactus and enjoy it.
I just want to give him two smacks on the face for being a twink.

7.9/10

automatically looses a point for having the name "Dick". Body is probably shaped like an upside down dorrito. Looks like he sings P!ATD songs. Doesn't deserve a dog. The person who gave the first flash light sun burn.
Would love to shove him in a pit of red dye so that his skin in stained.

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@trainwreck404

6.5/10 for Juniper

I could easily snap him in half over my knee. The only person ever to get a sun burn from a flash light.
Has absolutely no ass. Just looks like he eats cats. Would probably sit on a cactus and enjoy it.
I just want to give him two smacks on the face for being a twink.

7.9/10

automatically looses a point for having the name "Dick". Body is probably shaped like an upside down dorrito. Looks like he sings P!ATD songs. Doesn't deserve a dog. The person who gave the first flash light sun burn.
Would love to shove him in a pit of red dye so that his skin in stained.

i love everything about this. thank you.

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@Personwhowrites group

Here is Myles: Myles or >]•/.

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@Bugz26 group

My man Vincent :)

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@larcenistarsonist group

My girl Shea??

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How bout my character Invalid Character if this is still open

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@sheabutter group

Could you do Sadon if you have the time? Invalid Character

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@Thesaurus-Rex33 group

Oh boy… here's Bee! She's my fave so I'm about to get slaughtered :')

I would do her brothers too but it's complicated to pit multiple links and one's profile isn't even done lol

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oh man, here we go
here's dollie! god i can't wait to see what someone else besides myself thinks of them lololol

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@ClownB*tch eco

Here is my oc Lee he's my favorite but we'll see how his goes…

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@Personwhowrites

7.8/10

lmao, imagine being stuck in a mirror. Rip to them, but i would just pull myself out because i'm built different.
Short clown. Gains a point for being a pisces in pain. Needs to get some shoes and a wardrobe change.
Pretty good overall but needs to grow a back bone.

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@Bugz26

9.2/10

why he smile like that. needs to get a new mom like, my god, let your kid live his own life.
…this guy knits? If he was the guy to come and collect my taxes I would first, knock him in the nuts and then 2, kiss him. loses a point for disliking magic.
tea is good. this man is just weak. gives off very strict teacher vibes. ( and if he was my teacher i would stick pencils in his ceiling just to clown him.)
Hes okay.

@NathanU

Mah boi Jay

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@spacebluelily language

Go wild, mate

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@Goosey group

@AAAAAGGGHH-MJsMentalHealthIsGettingWorse

7.6/10

she has no right almost being the same age as me while also being old enough to be my grandma.
this is a huge b*tch tf
she needs to get a hair cut. if she smirked at me I would count it as assault,. this girls really a pyromaniac huh…Im not surprised.
I would not eat her food. She would probably kill me.
Chaotic Neutral < Chaotic Evil

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@BeccaBear124

2.3/10 ( only because there wasn't that much to work with.)

old.
I would break the jar she made in 12th grade.
I bet she likes to eat squids while they are still alive and swish them around in her mouth with soy sauce.
Does this woman deserve rights? idk.

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@sheabutter

7.4/10

looks like the off brand version of Shaun from the good doctor with those eye brows. They are very bushy.
If he hesitates i will exterminate him. not questions asked.
I feel like he doesn't know how to spell. Like, just in general.
He's okay, but he looks like one of those kids at school that don't to anyone. He gives off Clone high vincent van gogh vibes.

@cryptic-glitch

HIt me with it mate

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@Thesaurus-Rex33

8.3/10

is her spirit animal a bee or somethin?
Ah a virgo i see?…Not a very good one though.
I would humble her to the MAX if I met her. Be like " oh, you're the super cool person thats super strong and stuff, right? Can you please give my number to your brother?". Just to mess with her.
If she lies to me, I'll kill her. If she roasts me, I'll kill her.
She should of drowned.

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@probablypolnareff

7.6/10

  • Me and them in a fight
    them: Get ready to die! * throws punch*
    Me: lmao * swerve* * Ping*
    the end
    I would steal their rabbit, and they can do nothing about it.
    would probably clown on her by asking " why you leaking?" every time she does it.
    If she turned her head 360 in front of me I would pop her head off and feed it to the rats. looks like Marceline from adventure time but just not badass.
@dvisalln

here's Ali if you wanna

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@alex-is-sad

??????/10

I didn't really have much to work with so- have this instead.

I stare at my computer in silence as Lee- the blank bastard that they are- stare at me from their timeout corner. Their eyes wide with curiosity.
They have made no opportunities to speak with me- that or they do not understand english- and It lets me rest easy knowing that I don't have to be this unwanted guests entertainment.
However, it nerves me to the max when they try and fiddle with my picture frames on the wall. Its as if they are just asking for the glass to shatter into their eyes…which wouldn't be a bad thing…for me.

I shake my head in disappointment and turn back to my screen. It's taken a lot of effort for me to even think about pulling up their profile, but I can't just let it sit undone any longer.
It must be finished.

Sweat drips down my forehead as I click on the link. The circle of death swirls in my pupils as I await my fate.

Lee stares at nothing.

Suddenly, the circle of death stops and I am greeted with a page of…of…well, nothing.

My face goes slack and I relax back into my chair.

" Nothing..huh?" I turn around and make direct eye contact with Lee. " Get out."

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@ClownB*tch eco

@alex-is-sad

??????/10

I didn't really have much to work with so- have this instead.

I stare at my computer in silence as Lee- the blank bastard that they are- stare at me from their timeout corner. Their eyes wide with curiosity.
They have made no opportunities to speak with me- that or they do not understand english- and It lets me rest easy knowing that I don't have to be this unwanted guests entertainment.
However, it nerves me to the max when they try and fiddle with my picture frames on the wall. Its as if they are just asking for the glass to shatter into their eyes…which wouldn't be a bad thing…for me.

I shake my head in disappointment and turn back to my screen. It's taken a lot of effort for me to even think about pulling up their profile, but I can't just let it sit undone any longer.
It must be finished.

Sweat drips down my forehead as I click on the link. The circle of death swirls in my pupils as I await my fate.

Lee stares at nothing.

Suddenly, the circle of death stops and I am greeted with a page of…of…well, nothing.

My face goes slack and I relax back into my chair.

" Nothing..huh?" I turn around and make direct eye contact with Lee. " Get out."

i made him a long time ago so i probably didnt put much info and I havent checked up on him in a while

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@Thesaurus-Rex33

8.3/10

is her spirit animal a bee or somethin?
Ah a virgo i see?…Not a very good one though.
I would humble her to the MAX if I met her. Be like " oh, you're the super cool person thats super strong and stuff, right? Can you please give my number to your brother?". Just to mess with her.
If she lies to me, I'll kill her. If she roasts me, I'll kill her.
She should of drowned.
SHE SHOULD HAVE DROWNED
God, that's amazing.
PS: If you asked her to give your number to one of her brother she wouldn't anyways lol

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@Nathan U.

hmmm…6.5/10

I would chain him up to a light post and leave him there. Needs to get a life.
woof woof, bark bark, awoo awoo, bark snarl
I like the back story
Judy would kick his ass though

pretty good character overall. Not much to say otherwise

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@Laffy-Taffy

personality wise she is a 4/10
overall as a character he is a 9.1/10

I would beat her ass so hard if she tried me- fuck her family, I am boss.
I'll give her a condition if she tests me.
why does her father have a hatred for british people? cringe.
I would eat her.

I like the back story.

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@casualassasin

7.2/10

Twat.
I picture her as a librarian. The one that does nothing but read magazines.
…I'd put her in a wall….with my fist, if you know what I mean ;)
oh my god, she is a librarian, of course, I am a genius
does she just guzzle bottles of siracha sauce?
Whats a librarian doing with a throwing kninfe? Wouldn't her weapon be knowledge? or something?
nice.

@NathanU

I would chain him up to a light post and leave him there. Needs to get a life.

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Well in our defense he does get recruited into a super team and undergo character development throughout the story

woof woof, bark bark, awoo awoo, bark snarl

owo uwu

I like the back story

Thx, I put blood, sweat, and my vengefulness towards the abusive father of my suicidal friend into it :3

Judy would kick his ass though

[gasp]

We'll see about that when I get further into writing the story =-=

Thx for the review tho 👍

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@spacebluelily language

why does her father have a hatred for british people? cringe.

reasons that are explained in the story

I would beat her ass so hard if she tried me- fuck her family, I am boss.

lmao, i doubt that

I would eat her.

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I like the back story.

Why thank you. And thank you in general.