does what it says on the tin. I am low on sleep and patience. My work situation has finally smoothed out, and so has my brain. Anyways it's fucked up little creature time boiiiiis!
You can submit up to five characters in one go. Doesn't mean I'll do 'em all just means you can. You have to wait until five people have submitted before submitting again. Have fun.
Things (and people) I may assign your characters:
My kitten, Corndog, who has grown up into a fat nasty old calico that tries to eats your feets.
A little thing growing in a test tube. Who knows what it will do. Who knows.
A fucked up mad scientist experiment that likes arson.
Vampire. This is because I think you or your character give of tumblr sexyman vibes.
Goblin, of the NOT JK Rowling variety because there is not going to be any antisemitism in this house thanks a lot. This means TRULY immaculate vibes btw.
Myself, because I am a) fucked up b) little c) a creature.
Trans men who forget to shower because we do call ourselves out in this house.
and finally, a mad scientist. I may come up with other things but this is A List.
The creature herself. She feels no remorse for scratching my yard sale, got-pissed-on-by-a-chihuahua chair lol.
Honestly, don't have any characters prepared, but kin assign me a lil fucked up creeeture
pets
Some North Molar for yee :)
Colin: Has killed multiple people. Psychopath type, plays little games with his friends to simultaneously lead them to him and lead them away from him. I don't like him, clingy cunt. Yandere
Rose: Tall, likes to read. Wears a mask everywhere he goes due to fears and trauma (lil bit o me) albino but hot. Stoic, protector of women and friends. very sweet.
Zackery: CRECHER!! Roses friend. Loves you and his sister. a little too curious for his own good. holds everything in a two-hand death grip. lil friend boy yup.
Michael: babey boy. wears jumpers and wears stickers. Angel, pretty privilege, shows weakens. love. Aphrodite
And uhh me :): lil, tini even. bites, but only if necessary. freak, likes hospitals. chronic sicks thinks every person I interact with is my friend. the friend group punching bag, but they wouldn't be funny without me so jokes on them.
Honestly, don't have any characters prepared, but kin assign me a lil fucked up creeeture
You are my cat, Corndog (see photo above, see explanation above).
Honestly, don't have any characters prepared, but kin assign me a lil fucked up creeeture
You are my cat, Corndog (see photo above, see explanation above).
Are you,,, are you calling me a catboy- /j
Honestly, don't have any characters prepared, but kin assign me a lil fucked up creeeture
You are my cat, Corndog (see photo above, see explanation above).
Are you,,, are you calling me a catboy- /j
No, I'm calling you stinky and nasty (complimentary)
Honestly, don't have any characters prepared, but kin assign me a lil fucked up creeeture
You are my cat, Corndog (see photo above, see explanation above).
Are you,,, are you calling me a catboy- /j
No, I'm calling you stinky and nasty (complimentary)
I'll take it
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Corndog I love you
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A truly beautiful cat, I love her coloring!!!
She is evil!!! Do not compliment her!!!!
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Well yeah, all cats are evil but they're also all pretty
here is my lad, have at him
