Okay so like the classics, I had a crime fighting parter with a tech giy in the back. From a mutation, my partner has accelerated healing abilities. So we're out fighting baddies and I'm low on magic so I snag a gun from his belt, get ready to shoot… just as it's jammed so I just hurl it at their face and knock them out cold. Which goes except for the fact the the resulting impact unjams the gun and somehow… shoots my partner in the crotch. It was extremely hilarious and I was almost dead laughing. No joke, like I was unable to breathre for several seconds. Everything got super dark…
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Henry: Geneva decking that guy for harassing me over being gay is up there too. She didn't even bat an eye.
Victor: I think that was more cathartic than funny.
Henry: The funny part was Jackson cheering as she did it.
Carmen: the funniest thing i've witnessed was probably the time when Noah and Akito decided to have a mud war. Hannah joined in and destroyed them both. Noah's 'death' was over-dramatic, and he asked Akito to avenge him. Akito failed, and insisted that he left everything in his will to Claudia before 'dying' as well.
they call it 'The War of Disappointment' whenever we look back at it.
Vorex: nothing funny ever usually happens in the facility, but there was one time… well, Saraia, my caretaker, hadn't slept in about a week, and was running on coffee and whatever the A.I's injected her with by her request. so the Big Boss himself decided to check up on her progress of improving me that day, even though he wasn't due for checking up on my progress for another four days. anyway, Saraia was so sleep-deprived that she fell flat on her face and fell asleep as soon as he walked in the door. and the following panic of the A.I's was amazing since they all thought she died.
Future Benji: The funniest thing I have ever witnessed?….. hmmm…… oh! Well this one time, my little baby girl Tayessa began tugging on my friend M.j's sleeve at looked up at him and asked…
"Uncle M.j… where do babies come from?"
To which my friend Jasmine (Who is now married to M.j) just said to him…
"She's too young honey… just tell her it was storks…."
TO WHICH M.J SAID TO MY DAUGHTER!….
"…. your dad fucked a stork my dude…"
🌺I burst out laughing so hard it wasn't even funny! 🌺 Nikolai, who was drinking black coffee at the time snorted so hard it came out of his mouth and nose. Jasmine smacked him on the back of the head for that one. TO THIS DAY, I still sometime's get the horrific and seemingly funny image of Nikolai making love to a stork XD !
Trinity: Hmm, well there was this one time when I was still learning how Earth works and I was learning how to walk with all this gravity. So the first day of training I was using those things that people use to learn to walk after an injury or something. My "teachers" told me just to walk, just like I had walked on earth before. So I tried and, of course, landed right on my face. Maybe the "teachers" realized that I actually couldn't do anything or they didn't want to get fired for not treating my right, but they eventually came and helped me. Their arms were around my shoulders and mine were around theirs. I hated those people so much so I decided to do my worst and constantly fall. Most of the time they caught me, but once. I made this fall super exaggerated and they finally fell. The first one fell right on her face, I think she broke her nose or something. Then the other one, she fell and did some sort of roll and landed on her back unconscious. The first "teacher" ran over to the other with a bloody nose and she was checking to see if the other was ok. At that moment, the security guards came in to see an unconscious person with another person over them with blood all over both. By then, I was laughing my head off, and the guards just looked super confused.
~this is an open question i guess, im trying to add variety to my playlist, whats everyone's favorite songs? ~Eve
Trinity: I like Ocean Eyes by Billie Eilish. It always calms me down and I always feel better after I listen to it.
Celia: Ship To Wreck by Florence and the Machine. It's what the author always listens to.
Peela: Make your own music, dance, be alive.
Brie: Sia is a great artist, I like her work.
Eris: The sounds of my enemies screaming is music enough.
Aeren: Jewel or Indigo Girls, any Indie Pop band really.
Grayle: Classical or instrumental music works anytime for me.
Me, the author: Eris… why did I write you like this?
Eris: Answer that yourself.
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Henry: Obviously Take On Me
Victor: Everybody Wants To Rule The World
(Mixing it up with more cheerful characters as well)
Coallen: The 1812 Overture by Tchaikovsky.
Emera: I've never thought about it. I like nature sounds because I didn't have them growing up.
Stardew: My usual answer is Livin La Vida Loca or Starships. But honestly, I kind of like I'm Sexy and I Know It too.
(Cut in from the author: I have an entire music video in my head of how Stardew/Foxglove/Trouble would dance to that song.)
Adelina: Bombshell Blonde because it makes me feel powerful.
Foxglove: Rhapsody in Blue. I like jazz.
Trouble: Break the Rules because the rules are all dust when it comes to me.
Marty: I like Dying in LA by Panic! at the Disco, but my favorite song is probably All of Me by John Legend, since that was the song played at my wedding.
I love High High Hopes by Panic! at the Disco!!!
I absolutely adore lo-fi hip-hop. If you get the chance to have a listen, Ambition is a really good artist, they're on YouTube under the same name! As for a specific song…. I'd say "Goodbye to a World" by Porter Robinson, if you don't have it in your playlist already.
My dad sang it to me as a lullaby of sorts ever since I was little… I still listen to it sometimes, usually when my insomnia hits and I can't sleep a wink. It just… feels right, I guess. I feel safe and nostalgic at the same time whenever I hear it…
Don't tell him all that, though. He'll definitely laugh at me and I don't need that negativity in my life. :(
—C.A.
I love High High Hopes by Panic! at the Disco!!!
That's my second favorite by them!
I love High High Hopes by Panic! at the Disco!!!
That's my second favorite by them!
Sweeet, it's fabulous.
Trinity: High Hopes huh? I'm going to have to check it out! It sounds a little too upbeat for my preference but I'll look at it anyway.
I'm sorry but I can't handle listening to that song! Too many times just ruins it!
My favorites would have to be along the lines of Brass, Cake by The Ocean, Life is Fun, and a bunch more.
What's your favorite weapon if you have one? Mine's my kagune, which lets me impale enemies, shapeshift into wings and weapons and turn them into Savage Spirits which each reflect an aspect of my personality.
Trinity: I uh, don't really use weapons. When I was in the labs and stuff people used to many sharp tools on me so I don't have a good relationship with blades of any sort. I haven't needed any either… yet.
Anyway, what's anyone favorite place to be? Mine is, of course, my bedroom. But I guess my whole house is my favorite place because no one is there and I have all the freedom in the world.
By my boyfriend's side. But not emotionally, I like our game room tons! I can play almost every game in existence no matter what the universe or reality!
I, um, have a (whispers)magic sword. Stereotypical hero stuff, I know.
I don't have any weapons… But I am armed with extensive knowledge of Vines, memes and the dumbest science puns known to man. By the way, have you guys heard about the new compound of radium and rhenium scientists found recently? I hear it's pretty RaRe! :)
Anyways, my favorite place to be is school, actually. All my friends are there, and I get to learn cool stuff. But home is cool, too! I also like hanging out with my neighbors and being on the subway… Oh! There's also this really good sandwich shop in the Bayside area in Queens, it's called Bobby's Sandwich Shop and dude their sandwiches are to die for sksksks AND In Brooklyn, there's this one ice cream shop… Umm… Cheery Cherry, I believe it was! My dad took me to it for my birthday and it's like they had a huuuge toppings bar and they made giant ice cream sandwiches probably about the size of an average bowl and it was the best thing ever…. Eek! Sorry, I'm rambling a bit… I meant for this to be a short answer, sorry about that… ;;;
Out of curiosity, how do you guys like your ice cream? Do you eat it plain, or do you put toppings on it? Do you like it at all? I mean you'd have to be lowkey crazy to not like ice cream but y'know, to each their own~! If you don't like ice cream, what is your favorite dessert?
—C.A.
Future Benji: Hmm… it's hard because I have spent so much time around my friends that i've sort of attached their music tastes…
Caleb's favourite (Rap): 3005 by Childish Gambino
Jess's favourite (Indie Pop): I'm Good by Wafia
M.j's favourite (Country….): Country road's XD!
Nikolai's favourite (Electronic): Free to go by Highasakite and Seeb
Jasmine's favourite (Pop Rock): Fault line by Jack River
Personally, I don't mind their music tastes to much, and I'll happily sing along to most of them…… I'll sing along to anything tough honestly :P…..
My Personal Favourite song right now is "Issues" by Julia Michael's. Me and Nikolai will sometimes scream sing it when were driving down the main streets of town…… I think it has a very nice beat honestly…. 🌺I really like chill pop!🌺
If not that song, their's also "Holiday" by Bantu that I really like. I remember when my Family went out for a picnic in the fields of Guyana, and my dad brought a boombox and watched as I danced to this song…. still have the footage :D.
Also C.A I relate to that to well XD! Extensive knowledge of 🌺Meme's and Vines🌺
Favourite ice cream is Strawberry! But with like, actually strawberries in the ice cream…
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Henry: The best way to eat ice cream is with toppings, because they make everything taste better.
Victor, still laughing over the RaRe joke: I'm not a big ice cream person, the coldness hurts my teeth. I like shakes though.
Empirean: As I said before, I suppose myself, because you’d need a really big weapon for me to be able to use it in the first place. And I highly doubt I’d be able to use it, since my arms aren’t the best suited for that sort of stuff. I’ve also never eaten ice cream before. Nor have I ever eaten dessert. Now that I think about it, the only stuff that I’ve ever really eaten were leaves when I was younger, and then all sorts of meat.
Obhil: I’m not picky. I’ll eat any flavour, I’ll even eat the cone - plain.
Trinity: Well, before I say anything else, ice cream is the superior dessert and no one can change my mind Uh, I mean I like my ice cream with some toppings. I don't like excessive amounts of other stuff on my ice cream, but a little is ok. Like hot fudge or caramel and sprinkles or coffee beans.
If I had to choose another dessert, I would choose jello. I just forgot how much I love jello, but my opinion of ice cream still stands.
(Ice Cream Question)
Coallen: I've never had ice cream before. I like apple tarts from home.
Emera: I like vanilla ice cream, plain, in a cone.
Stardew: Chocolate or butter pecan. I'll take nearly anything on top as long as it isn't WALNUTS.
Trouble: Chocolate. I'm an Alnaschari, what did you expect? With a single glazed cherry on top.
Adelina: Ice cream is too messy for my taste. I prefer crepe cake.
Foxglove: I don't eat dessert.
Stardew: Liar. He likes chocolate ice cream and caramel on top. Oh, and truffles.
Foxglove: glares at Stardew
(Favorite Weapon Question)
Coallen: My gun.
Emera: If I had to pick something physical, my fists, but I prefer fighting with words, not with weaponry.
Stardew: I like using magic mostly, but in a true fight, nothing's better than my scimitar Passion.
Adelina: I keep a dagger up my sleeve, but usually I can talk my way out of problems. That's why I went to Ecole Amour, after all!
Trouble: I don't know. My tower is a weapon in itself. But I like charm spells.
Foxglove: A few handfuls of gunpowder go a long way.
Yet Another Open Question:
What would you say your "reputation" is/what would people say about you?
People either call me the Seventh Warrior and, like, think I'm amazing, or call me the Devil's Child and think that I legitimately spawned from the Devil, and I'm an undead monster. They're both wrong, but….
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Henry: My reputation is 'the baseball player with a weird boyfriend'
Victor: Mine is 'the weird college dropout that cries a lot'
Henry: No! Yours is 'the sensitive smart guy with a big brain and a big heart'
Victor, very flustered: O-oh, okay.
(yeeting in a 3rd one)
Obhil: People generally tend to be afraid of me. My reputation is rather feared as it is, people calling me a 'planet eater'. Which is rather true, literally. Also they tend to fear my appearance, but I don't feel like changing it, especially with all the energy it took me to transform my appearance to something smaller.
Empirean: Afraid of me, but within good reason, like Obhil (i guess). I'm over 80 metres tall, so it's understandable, and my mother wrecked havoc on their planet until she found me again. But luckily, I'm kinda the turning tide, because I tend to protect their cities, and because of that, they tend to have some sort of respect. So I guess respected but healthily feared.
Nevihata: My name is Nevihata. There isn't that much you should know about me, but I suppose I'll just say that I'm a pilot. And a bounty hunter. For my reputation, I'm not all that well-known. Even I can understand the universe is a pretty big place, so it's kinda hard to be known. I suppose in the areas I frequent I'm known as "just another hunter."