i'm having too much fun i'm sorry
jules: lachlan, darcy, run in here and come get y'all juice.
august: iridocyclitis.
keisha: when there's too much drama at school? all you gotta do is? walk awAaaAaAy
callie: it's a avocado! thaaaanks…
jesse: mom i spilled lipstick in your valentino bag
amelia: wwhWhwHwWwh LIPSTICK in my valentino white bag?
ben: i have the power of god AND anime on my side!
brad: (the baby who throws the barbell across the room and yells)
christelle: (playing only by nicki minaj on the speaker)
ruby: no. no. turn that off. NO!!
cleo: (getting hit in the head with a basketball repeatedly) yyyAaaaa! yYAAAaaaAAaaa!
laurel: honey, you got a big storm comin'.
every student at ames not directly involved in the plot: (watching everything unfold) can i get a waffle? can i please get a waffle?
elizabeth: two shots, of vodka (pours in half the bottle)
page: and they were roommates
keisha: oh my god they were roommates
(they are roommates)
any man: oh sorry just fell asleep waiting for you to make me a SANDWICH.
darcy: go back to sleep. and starve.