Scott: I don't believe in you. God isn't real, and neither are omnipresent writers.
(Something about the plot of her story might disagree with that, but ok)
Ella: OH MY GOD MY WORST NIGHTMARE
(She's a writer as well, and would be very scared about what I would be putting her through)
Titan: …
(He can't talk, but he'd probably either give me a hug like the lil bab he is, or murder me with his bare hands, depending on what I do to his family.)
Ram: WHY. I Didn't have to exist. My plot didn't have to happen. Anthony didn't have to die. You didn't have to kill Cal like that. Osric didn't have to hate Itha. Carson didn't have to lose an arm. Mehri didn't have to tell us that horrifying story, oh my God, you had so many chances to NOT.
Itha: Dude, thanks for giving me sick luck powers, I guess, but can you like, take back everything else?
Silverlake: Why did you give Itha terrifying luck powers? Don't you know I'm a logic person? Do you not care about my sanity?
Everyone from Weapon Twenty-Four Trilogy: WHY DID YOU MAKE IT A COMEDY???!!