Your character in a Dating Profile

Name: Kiara Roselli

Age: Twenty-three

Life Goals: I'd like to become more powerful and recognized as such. Feared, but not hated.

Star sign: Taurus

Who are you: I'm who I want to be. Oh, and also a witch.

Status: Single

Song to Describe You: I'm the kind of person being sung about in Black Magic by The Ready Set & Call Me Karizma.

Describe yourself:

• Physically in 2 words: Short, strong.

• Personality in 5 words: Independent, relentlessly curious, straightforward, superstitious.

Hobbies: Brewing, piano, jewelry-making, and hairdressing.

Diet: Mostly healthy. Junk just makes me feel like crap, though I rarely turn down sweets.

Job: I run a hair salon called Hair Stuff. Real original, I know. My familiar chose it.

Skills: See talents. I'm also a wicked spellcastor.

Favorite Place: Home.

Describe your ideal Partner:

• Physically in 2 words: Beautiful, clean.

• Personality in 5 words: Patient, level-headed, accepting, intelligent, thoughtful.

Fears: I'd rather not. Fear, that is.

Favorite food: Avocados. If we're talking sweets, then… Cheesecake. Definitely cheesecake.

Things you hate: In general? That's a long list. Let's just say wet socks.

Name- Lincoln Winchester
Age- I am Fifteen years old.
Life Goals- If I am to be completely honest. Change the world. If that means I must start a war, so be it.
Star sign- I do not believe in such things.
Who are you- That will depend on who is asking.
Status- I am currently alive.
Song to Describe You- I do not listen to music. My creators have said I sound like a piano.
Describe yourself: I am a fifteen year old male, 5'7", human.
**Physically in 2 words- Human being
**Personality in 5 words- I will leave this blank
Hobbies- Research. What are your hobbies, I'll need to know what you are enjoying.
Diet- I do not consume unneeded substances.
Job- I have a few plans.
Skills- When I was very young I would go out to a lake with my parent figures, we would skip stones. They have said I am very good at it.
Favorite Place- Tell me, what kinds of places do you like to visit? I will form my answer from there.
Describe your ideal Partner: Oh. I have just realized, I do not wish to be in a relationship… But If you happen to have power, I will most defiantly take it off your hands.
**Physically in 2 words- Dead/Alive
**Personality in 5 words- You must have something useful.
Fears- Evaluation of carbon dioxide in the blood caused by an uncontrollable external threat.
Favorite food- Edible.
Things you hate- I could name every unliked thing, but then this would be much too long.

Ayyy, mine's a pony, so…
But here's what he'd say:

Name- Snowjon is what the stupid humans call me
Age- 50 years old, and still more than spry.
Life Goals- Protect my rider and my herd. Eat grass. Bite people I hate. I hate a lot of people.
Star sign- What the ** is that?
**Who are you- Snowjon. I just told you. Also, I'm the boss. No one's better than me.
Status- What's that supposed to mean? Alive. My status is alive, because I am alive, which you can clearly tell, because I'm talking to you.
Song to Describe You- Music is stupid, and the humans always play it too loud. But I like a song I heard the Hunters singing once. Wolves. (by Sam Tinnesz ft. Silverberg)
Describe yourself:

• Physically in 2 words- White. Fluffy.
• Personality in 5 words- I. Will. Bite. Your. Fingers.
  Hobbies- Grass. Protecting my herd. Thinking about grass, hay alfalfa, or my herd. Dreaming about oats. Dreaming about mares. Biting all who annoy me, which is pretty much all I meets. Keeping an eye on my dumb rider. Being angry, and making sure everyone knows it. Showing off to the mares. Chasing the other stallions away from the mares. Napping. Going ZOOM around my pasture from time-to-time, to show off how fast I am.
  Diet- Grass. Hay. Alfalfa. Oats, I love oats.
  Job- Boss stallion.
  Skills- Being better than you, and everyone else.
  Favorite Place- My pasture
  Describe your ideal Partner:
• Physically in 2 words- Pretty mare
• Personality in 5 words- Anything, if you're a mare
  Fears- I fear nothing on this plane or the next.
  Favorite food- All food.
  Things you hate- Everybody. Almost. Unless you're a mare, or my rider. Then I don't hate you.

(I love him XD)

(Thank-you xDD)

Name- 1273.
Age- Just turned twenty.
Life Goals- Er, I dunno..follow orders?
Star sign- Gemini, I think..
Who are you- I'm a busy guy. Human, I think. I work in Antarctica. It's cold. I don't mind the cold. But you probably do. I can't exactly leave, either; so if anyone's interested..they'll have to move to me.
Status- Alive as of now! Nothing really happens in Antarctica, so that's probably why. But when stuff goes down, it escalates quickly. Oh..and I'm straight, single. Never dated a day in my life!
Song to Describe You- I'm not sure! Someone told me that my 'name' is really closed to the name of another song, and they find that it could describe me well, but I've never had the opportunity to listen..does it even exist in my world….?
Describe yourself

• Physically in 2 words- Hidden, tall. (But hidden isn't a physical trait-) I know that, it refers to how you can't see what I fully look like! :) I guess another two words relating to that would be 'mystery box.'
• Personality in 5 words- Social, extroverted, helpful… I dunno..?
  Hobbies- I like to fish! I also enjoy collecting stuff. Any sort of thing! Shiny things, rocky things…bullets!
  Diet- I'll eat just about anything as long as it's edible and keeps me going for the day.
  Job- Think of me as a watchman. I watch things, make sure there's no sneaky submarines trying to go by.. I also send encoded messages! Sometimes I fight.
  Skills- I can use a spear as well as a gun. I'm very good with hiding and staying silent. I can also track things, and I'm trained in using radar equipment. I know several types of code! I can also run. For a long time.
  Favorite Place- I like my radar station. It's pretty hidden and secure.
  Describe your ideal Partner
• Physically in 2 words- Clean, anything.
• Personality in 5 words- Understanding, basically anything else's good.
  Fears- Dying. And not actually dying itself; just the way I'll die..there are so many ways for me to die, you have no idea. And I'm one of the only Unit Ones still surviving/not incapacitated/unable to work, which really feels weird when you consider there were over a thousand of the Unit Ones at one point..
  Oh, and being transported to the Sedori Front. That's probably where all the Unit Ones went.
  Favorite food- FISH!
  Things you hate- I would say the Sedorians and Sedori, but..their people could be decent, and the island is beautiful from what I've heard. So I guess Sedorian Government and the war.

Name- Dura Ulumpha Fjorgan
Age- 260 red suns (20 years)
Life Goals- Help the world see orcs as a wonderful and dierse people and hlp at-risk orc youth gain healthier lifestyles
Star sign- Durach's Chariot
Who are you- A fearless alpha Surag Orc with an unhealthy love of protein shakes.
Status- Married
Song to Describe You- Eye of the Tiger
Describe yourself:
**Physically in 2 words- Buff, Big
**Personality in 5 words- Loud, Exuberant, Funny as shit
Hobbies- Hunting, Blogging, Hiking, Working out
Diet- Game and occasional produce.
Job- Fitness Blogger and Health Influencer
Skills- Artistic eye, gauging interests, self-reliant
Favorite Place- Gristar National Parks and Forests
Describe your ideal Partner:
**Physically in 2 words- short and soft but deceptively strong
**Personality in 5 words- humble, but has convictions
Fears- Dying irrelevant, or clan going extinct
Favorite food- Direwolf meat and broth
Things you hate- Bigotry, Ignorance, and Sexism against omegas

This child would never date, but this is fun.

Name- Dakota Jaye Royal
Age- 40 something, I lost track a long time ago
Life Goals- Chill on my farm. Away from people. For the rest of time.
Star sign- Taurus.
Who are you- I'm Dakota.
Status- F*** off
Song to Describe You- Touch me and I'll Break your Face
Describe yourself:
**Physically in 2 words- Tough. Strong.
**Personality in 5 words- Calm, patient, slow tempered, practical.
Hobbies- Beekeeping. Reading, I guess. Messing around with mechanics.
Diet- Whatever I can grow in my garden.
Job- I don't have one.
Skills- Ignoring idiots, minding my own business, Farming, domestic skills, kicking your sorry hiney
Favorite Place- My house.
Describe your ideal Partner:
**Physically in 2 words- Don't care.
**Personality in 5 words- Really, don't care, or want
Fears- I will never be afraid.
Favorite food- BBQ.
Things you hate- I hate people who think they can hurt others without repercussion. I also just don't like people in general. Leave me alone.

Name- Jesse Capalli
Age- 14
Life Goals- Getting out of my crappy neighborhood
Star sign- Scorpio, I think? I don't really care.
Who are you- Anna's best friend. That's it. That's my entire identity.
Status- Single. Obviously.
Song to Describe You- Anna says Deviltown.
Describe yourself: Smart.
**Physically in 2 words-
Tall
People say I'm intimidating
**Personality in 5 words-
Sarcastic
Smart
People don't get my jokes but I am funny
Bad at emotions
tired
Hobbies- reading, math
Diet- bad
Job- I scoop ice cream during the summer
Skills- math, forging my mother's signature, hiding my feelings, chemistry
Favorite Place- my room
Describe your ideal Partner:
**Physically in 2 words- Doesn't matter
**Personality in 5 words- Nice. Smart. Honest. Understanding. Likes Anna(not a personality trait, but still)
Fears- I have a severe fear of losing all of my friends, also spiders
Favorite food- Ramen
Things you hate- People

Name - Chelsea Marina Alexander Porter
Age - 14
Life Goals - Look, I'm 14, I don't have my entire life figured out yet, but I want to do good stuff for the world. I'd really like to travel the world and go on adventures as well. So yeah, I haven't worked out the plan for the rest of my life, but it's a start, I suppose.
Star sign - Scorpio
Who are you - I'm a high school student. I'm currently a freshman.
Status - What am I supposed to put here? I mean, I'm doing well, if that's what you meant.
Song to Describe You - There's a lot of songs I like, and I'm not great at picking favorites. But if you want something that describes me in terms of song feel, I'd say the Gravity Falls theme song. I just love the show (I love animated shows, I know people say "they're for kids" or whatever, but they're wrong) and it resonates with me in the whole mysteries and spirit of adventure thing. Also, I like not having lyrics sometimes. If you wanted something with lyrics, "Queen of White Lies" by the Orion Experience is a really good song. I don't care too much for song lyrics, but it's just a fun song with a solid groove.
Describe yourself:

• Physically in 2 words - short/lean
• Personality in 5 words - Empathetic friend to some people

Hobbies - I have a lot. I like knitting (which turned into a little business, whoops) and I like marine mammalogy (yeah, when your first two names are ocean-themed, it's hard to get away from it). I also play several instruments and I cook and I do a lot of stuff. If you can list a hobby, I've likely done it.
Diet - I'm not a picky eater. However, I won't eat anything from McDonalds.
Job - I had summer jobs at the aquarium and at the science museum. I also have my little sweater-knitting business on the side.
Skills - I don't feel like listing all of them, but I'm good with building and rebuilding things. My brother and I like to build complex technology and we do robotics together. I also am good at lockpicking, I am good with programming, I create electronic circuits, I can weld and woodwork. I also know how to work on cars. My family is a family of people with lots of dexterity and knowledge when it comes to making things with your hands, so I was taught lots of valuable things.
Favorite Place - I really like being in my study, in the higher level of my house. It's where my brother and I create our ideas for cool stuff, and the area is a really nice space with lots of windows and it's a nice environment to just read a book in as well.
Describe your ideal Partner: Oh, I misread the directions… this is a dating profile. That's real awkward, because I'm asexual and aromantic. I'm just not really interested in people romantically. I'm content with my friend group, and I'm happy that I have such good friends

• Physically in 2 words - See above
• Personality in 5 words - Yeah, no. Read above again.

Fears - I really don't want anything bad to happen to my friends or family. I don't know what I would do without them. I mean, yeah, I can cook and clean and work, but the people I'm close to are like an emotional cushion for me.
Favorite food - I'm always going to say sushi, because I love sushi, but it actually changes every day. I guess continuity has to be a thing, eh?
Things you hate - I hate vomiting. I mean, everyone does, it's not very pleasant, but I really hate it. I also don't like being talked down to. Patronizing people isn't cool. And I hate papercuts. I also hate being petty. And irony. Just kidding about the last one. But seriously, I don't care about your chipped nail polish. You could literally be dead right now, and that's what you're worked up about? I don't get it. Oh, I also hate having to wear makeup, nail polish, dresses, and skirts. Other people love them and look great in them, and I support that. I just don't like having to wear any of those things.

Name- My name is, uh, Hearst..
Age- Oh, I'm fourteen.
Life Goals- …. I don't really know.. maybe I'll want some friends or something, I don't.. maybe someday..
Star sign- I, uh..
Who are you- I'm a homeschooled high school freshman… I, I think I might be annoying.. I'm sorry. You don't have to read this, I'm really sorry, I didn't mean… This is probably too much, I should stop writing.
Status- Anxious maybe..
Song to Describe You- Oh, I, um, I like the song, uh.. I like more than one song.. A song that describes me?… Uh, I don't know, I think I can relate to all the sad ones kinda, maybe that sounds strange, I mean, I'm not, uh, I don't need therapy or anything, not anymore. I'm better now.
**Physically in 2 words- They always say I look like Marilyn Monroe.. wait, no. I didn't… Just, uh, I mean, This isn't only two words, I always mess up.. Wait, this makes it sound like I'm a girl… I, I'm not a girl, there's nothing wrong with being a girl though, I'm just not one… I, I…. Sorry..
**Personality in 5 words- I don't really know, uh…
Hobbies- I used to have these melt downs where I couldn't hardly breath, my chest would hurt bad and I couldn't think very well…. I don;t think that;' a hobby… I used to have a little plant on my window seal.. but it died… My mom told me to help her keep up with the sourdough and friendship bread starters, so I mix them everyday..
Diet- Uh… I don't really have a diet.. But my brother always says he's on a diet, but instead of just being on a diet he doesn't eat anything, he says it's part of his eating routine he's supposed to follow, but I never see him eat, ever.
Job- …. I don't have a job yet, My mom says I shouldn't start until I'm all better, But everyone acts like I'm all better.. But I don't know if I can do a job, most of them you need to be able to speak with people socially…
Skills- I…. Don't really have any.. I guess… Maybe I should learn one?…
Favorite Place- Oh, uh, I…. I know some many that aren't… Sorry.. I mean, I like sitting on the roof… no wait… never mind.
Describe your ideal Partner: Uh, It really doesn't matter to me, Sebastian says I need love… I think he wanted to give me he's.. I don;t know how to accept. Or decline…..
**Physically in 2 words- I don't want to just throw someone away… I''m not good enough for…
**Personality in 5 words- It would be a thing if they were nice… maybe war too…. uh… I just kinda need, uh… I don't know….
Fears- ………….. Yeah….
Favorite food- Anything is fine, I don't want to annoy anyone…
Things you hate- …. I'm going to quote Sebastian, "Things I hate? Myself," Sebastian is was funny….

(All answered in a genteel, slightly distraught sounding English accent)
Name: Treetown
Age: 27
Gender: Male, I suppose? Physically, anyway. I prefer female pronouns, though…
Life Goals: Find my friends again? Find someone named Quinla Quorra, who I assume is a lady.
Star sign: I'm really not sure what that is.
Who are you: I am Treetown. That is all.
Status: Status? Status? OH, you mean martially. No, I'm quite uninvolved.
Song to Describe You: Oh dear, I'm really not sure… (Daydream in Blue)
Describe yourself: Well, I've blackish-red skin, black eyes, black hair that I'm told shines red in the light…I've got curly horns, a tail, how detailed do you want me to be? I've a few streaks of blue-grey skin on my arms, chest and throat, I'm really not sure why…I suppose I was born with them, I'm afraid I don't know much about genetics.
Physically in 2 words: Oh dear, I was supposed to do this here, wasn't I? Terribly sorry… Very dark?
Personality in 5 words: Largely confused? I've been told I'm melancholic a bit, but I can't say.
Hobbies: I really can't say…I don't have much time for those.
Diet: I suppose I'll eat most anything, I really don't have any preference.
Job: I am, well, I was, and understudy to a mage named Desma. Unfortunately, her study was attacked and we were scattered, my friends and I.
Skills: I can do a few small spells here and there…Nothing very fancy.
Favorite Place: Why, I really couldn't say…
Describe your ideal Partner:
**Physically in 2 words: Goodness, I've never thought about it, have I? I suppose physicality doesn't matter so much to me… I believe I prefer men to women. This is a lot more than two words, my apologies. We'll say, tall, nice hair? Two words isn't that many.
**Personality in 5 words: Kind, understanding, fun-loving, gentle, empathetic? If I had to choose…
Fears: I'm not afraid of much, but I'll admit I do worry a bit. If my friends say it's fine, it probably is. If they're worried, so am I.
Favorite food: I will eat anything.
Things you hate: I hate people who aren't nice to me. Or my friends. I hate people who do us wrong, or who try to stop us from getting what we want. I also hate certain textured fabrics. They make my skin crawl.

Name- Will
Age- 30
Life Goals- I guess I'd say I just want to make some sort of difference. That's what most people want, right?
Star sign- Scorpio
Who are you- I'm just a guy looking to meet new people and have some fun. Plus, I can get free dinners out of this ;)
Status- Single, not sure why I'd have downloaded the app if I wasn't LMAO
Song to Describe You- How Are You True - Cage the Elephant
Describe yourself:
**Physically in 2 words- Brunet, kinda short >:)
**Personality in 5 words- i am just simply existing
Hobbies- I like growing plants. I have a ton at my house. I also go to the shooting range from time to time, but it's just to blow off steam. I highly support gun regulation. I workout and sometimes I cook, but I can't promise I'm any good.
Diet- normal??
Job- Clinical psychologist. I promise not to psychoanalyze you on our first date. You at least have to buy me dinner first.
Skills- None worth writing here, if I'm being completely honest
Favorite Place- Multnomah Falls has always seemed sort of magical to me
Describe your ideal Partner:
**Physically in 2 words- Tall, fit
**Personality in 5 words- Charming, playful, kind, acatperson, and passionate
Fears- do not judge me, but i hate howler monkeys
Favorite food- any kind of pasta. does not matter :)
Things you hate- rude people, uhhh, howler monkeys as i previously stated, and suits for some reason?

Name- I'm Bowen or Bo for short.

Age- I'm seventeen, but I'm eighteen if you're a moderator. Definitely not under age or anything…

Life Goals- I haven't gotten that far, but I'm working on it. My mane goal right now is to help the kids in my school from being harassed by both students and teachers, (Hey, mods I'm definitely in college not high school I'm not a child)

Star sign- Heh, I've never seen the stars, but if you want we can ceiling gaze instead.

Who are you- Your future husband…. or not, it's up to you.

Status- So terribly single.

Song to Describe You- The cello or something.

Describe yourself:
**Physically in 2 words- Your type. … okay no, I'm tallish also Jace and Sep say I give off dad friend vibes…

**Personality in 5 words- Very lonely, please love me.

Hobbies- Um… helping people… sort of.. I mean I'm doing it illegally (or at least not legally) and when I get caught everything will fall apart and I'll have to build it all back, but I like to think I'm still helping.

Diet- I'm not on a diet but if you like fit guys I can change that.

Job- I'm unemployed. but I'm in college (very much not high school.)

Skills- I can dance, just not very well. I can show you a good time, if that's something you're into.

Favorite Place- Your arms, please I need a hug.

Describe your ideal Partner:

**Physically in 2 words- Lovable, cute.

**Personality in 5 words- Loves me back, for once.

Fears- dying alone. people getting hurt. I just want everybody to be okay, is that too much to ask?

Favorite food- whatever you like (except I have an allergy to dairy).

Things you hate- My loneliness. Kids getting punished for being themselves.
I hate it when anyone talks down about themself, it just hurts way worse hearing them believe it, ya know?
Being the one to hurt someone, jeez, I know I've done it before, but I never want to do it again.

Also side note. I am in fact straight, but that can change if you're cute.

WEINER HUT SR EMPLOYEE HAHAHSJKLDF

Things you hate- horror movies, being alone, bullies, when taller people judge my height (thanks Mitch, you 6 foot 1 bastard, enjoy your dead knees)

I reread my old response to this and I'm gonna cry because the character Mitch is in a wheelchair at the end of this story now

Name- Earl F. Harbinger
Age- 34
Life Goals- To make my family's hunting company last.
Star sign- Sagittarius
Who are you- I'm a guy with several guns, and lots of hunting experience.
Status- Haven't slept in a few days. CEO of a small company.
Song to Describe You- Maybe Demons by Imagine Dragons? I don't know.
Describe yourself:
**Physically in 2 words- Tall, muscular
**Personality in 5 words- Caring, determined, trustworthy, reliable, kind.
Hobbies- Hunting animals or sitting down, making more guns, reading, or maybe watching some horror movies to make fun of the people in them and their bad decisions.
Diet- Barbecue, fish, deer. Pretty much anything we have in stock or I put on the table.
Job- CEO of a hunting company.
Skills- Hunting, setting traps, athletics, wrestling a lion. (Yeah that happened. It ended in a hospital trip for both the lion and I.)
Favorite Place- My home, or my sister's house. So many good times….
Describe your ideal Partner:
**Physically in 2 words- Short-ish, skinny.
**Personality in 5 words- Kind, nerd, sweet, sentimental, playful.
Fears- Losing my sister. It haunts me in my dreams.
Favorite food- Either steak or a good bit if Mexican food.
Things you hate- Cliffhangers, assholes, wolves (well, kind of), and someone who only gets into a relationship for money.

Alabama, AHI (Animal Hunters International)

Name- 02
Age- 20
Life Goals- i aspire to become recognized for my accomplishments in science
Star sign- pisces
Who are you- i’m the person who always gets the short end of the stick
Status- complicated but open relationship
Describe yourself:
**Physically in 2 words- short and lithe
**Personality in 5 words- skittish, overthinker, smart, pushover, aware
Hobbies- reading, experimenting, journaling
Diet- anything that humans can eat safely, no allergies
Job- im afraid that’s classified
Skills- cooking, running and hiding (hide and seek is my favourite game)
Favorite Place- my home
Describe your ideal Partner:
**Physically in 2 words- humanoid, mature
**Personality in 5 words- not a complete jerk, thanks
Fears- death
Favorite food- eggs
Things you hate- i don’t think there’s anything i really hate…well maybe arrogant people

Name: SP Boa
Age: 21
Life Goals: Oh, uh…I don't really have any of my own…does that make me boring?
Star sign: What? No idea what that is.
Who are you: I'm…I'm not anything anymore. Just me.
Status: Huh? Oh. Single.
Song to Describe You: Alec Benjamin, if we have each other
Describe yourself:
**Physically in 2 words: Scarred, deformed
**Personality in 5 words: I WANT to have friends.
Hobbies: I like reading, I like talking to people…uhhh I like star-gazing? Does that count?
Diet: You have food? I'll take some.
Job: I'm in the infantry.
Skills: I'm okay at drawing, I like crafts and stuff. I'm pretty good at strategizing, and I like writing.
Favorite Place: My childhood home.
Describe your ideal Partner: Hooo boy…
**Physically in 2 words: Guy, short?
**Personality in 5 words: Nice, funny, tolerant, interesting, tough.
Fears: Death, I guess?
Favorite food: Honestly anything sweet
Things you hate: The army, the war, my commanders, most of my squamates.