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"Kookie, I never wanted to make you a complete, broken mess..!" Jimin says as he tries his best to comfort Kookie, hoping that he did not loose him as not just his friend, but more..

Suga screams internally, but all that comes out is a high pitched "Merp"

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"I… I know… th-that… J-Jiminie… I-It's… okay…" Kookie says. He then gets up to go to his room so he can calm down a bit before anyone else can see him in the state he is currently in, but he stops pretty quickly and turns to face Jimin again, tears still falling from his face. "J-Jiminie…" he says before falling into Jimin's arms.

Namjoon rushes over to Suga, wondering what that was about. "Suga, are you okay? Why the heck did you-" he begins to say before noticing Hoseok laying on the floor. "Um… Why is Hoseok on the floor? Is he okay? I assume not. What happened before he was on the floor like he is now, exactly?"

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Jimin looks at Kookie {Jimin's thoughts} Kookie, I wonder why well, how I broke you this badly… I just want you to be happy..

"It basically went like this; I told Hoseokie I loved him, then he became a blushing mess, and he passed out..? Please fix him Namjoonie!!" Suga says as he looks at Namjoon.

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Kookie looks at Jimin, not saying anything. I don't understand why I can't say anything or even stop crying? Why did I just randomly fall into his arms? I'm fine, aren't I? Maybe… No… I am not… Well, I guess this problem is my fault… I'm just going to use Jimin as a transportation source now since I don't want to get out of his arms for a few reasons… he thinks. "J-Jiminie… Carry me…"

"Ah, so that's how this happened. He was definitely taken by surprise, for one, and the passing out was most likely a way to deal with all the pressure that was put on him as his heart was beating quite hard to keep his face that red, and that's where most of the blood was going, making oxygen transportation via blood a lot slower in other parts of the body, and I assume from the heat of his face that he might've been sweating, which wouldn't help as then he was hot, which could also make him run out of breath if you think about it, which would result in him passing out," Namjoon says.

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A smile formed on Jimin's face. "I'll do anything for you, Kookie." Jimin ays as he gets up, holding Kooie and carrying him to his bed room and lays down with Kookie on his bed. {Jimin's POV} I love this so much…. I don't want Kookie to leave.. To be honest, I want him to find comfort in me, tell me stuff that he wouldn't tell other people… I want him to let me help him and let him know I'm his. He thinks as tears of joy and happiness streak his face.

Suga stares at Namjoon. "Good to know, but, I still have a problem. I need to know if he really likes m, I know that's an odd problem. But it's like, I have these feelings for him and I need to know if he feels the same." Suga says before looking back at Hoseok.

There was a knock on their door. The knocker sounded impatient.

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"I… I love this… J-Jiminie… I-It's oddly comforting…" Kookie says as the tears begin to fall at a slower rate. He's oddly good at comforting me, isn't he? He seems to know what he's doing when it's comforting others. That's why I love him. He knows how to make someone feel happy and give them comfort since he's just a kind and innocent person. I really do love him for all of this. I don't have any idea as to why I was ever crying to begin with, probably from feeling like I ruined our friendship and then the added on pain and worry from falling right on top of him, but things should be okay now, he thinks.

"Of course he likes you. In fact, he must like you a lot considering the reaction your confession of feelings ended up causing. If he didn't like you he wouldn't have reacted in such a way. I'm sure that he loves you. However, I'm not sure as to when he'll wake up as I'm not sure on the specifics of the issue, but I would suggest picking him up and laying him somewhere so, one, he's comfortable, and two, he's not on the middle of the floor. I don't want people stepping on him and consequently hurting him. You should also make sure that nothing else is wrong. I'd love to help you out with that, but I need to get going to work now!" Namjoon says.

Namjoon rushes over to the door and almost out of the door, but he instead runs into whoever is standing at the door, not knowing that anyone was there. "Oh, sorry! I have absolutely no idea who you are or why you're at our house, but I apologize for randomly running into you. I didn't know you were here and I wasn't really paying attention, as I need to get to work. Anyway, I suggest you leave and go to wherever you meant to go. I should get going myself, actually, so bye!" He then runs to the car and drives off, not questioning what the person is doing at their house or who they are.

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Jimin and Kookie snuggle with eachother, having a lovely time with each other.

"Okay, bye Namjoonie!!!" Suga says as he picks Hoseok up then he walks over to the couch and lays down with him.

Oli London bursts through the door, waking Jin up, and making everyone wonder what's going on. "I NEED TO SEE JIMIN!!! WHERE IS HE!!!??!" He says as he walks inside and looks at Jin "Nope, stupid human, not Jiminie. You are a pathetic moral. Haha" He says as he walks down to where Kookie and Jimine are. "Ah!!! JIMINIE!!!" He looked at Kookie. "Ew, Kookie's here." He says, glaring at him.

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Jin follows Oli London as he is angry. "Um, I'm sorry, but I am Worldwide Handsome!! You do not disrespect me, and you both woke me up and insulted me! You know what, Jimin would never love an idiot like you!! He would never love someone who disrespects any of us, let alone his hyungs!! Also, please, for the love of everyone's sanity, go die in a fire!!!!" He glares at Oli London, angry from both being disrespected and the fact that he is still tired.

"Um, I'm sorry, but I don't know you. Also, I would like it if you would do everyone a favor and shut up and leave. Also, don't worry about me; I'm better than you and will continue to be so. Anyways, Jiminie would never love someone as rude as you. You disrespected Jin-hyung, you pretty much broke into our house, and you disrespected the person that Jiminie-hyung loves the most!!" Kookie says, glaring back at Oli London before looking and Jimin. "Wanna act nice and make him some food to poison him?" he whispers to Jimin.

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"Who do you think you're dealing with? I am THE Oli London!! You shall fear me and bow down to me, peasants of a so called singing group! I will destroy Jiminie and Kookie will be mine!! It will be like he never existed… but no one would care, no? I'm so much better than Jimin, in the end I will be the one to rule. you all!!" He glared at Jin. "Worldwide handsome, more like Worldwide trash" He then looked at Kookie. "You will end up loving me anyways, so just drop this act with Jimin and love me, the true symbol of Bangtan!!"

"Excuse me, I am very offended, and I want to call the cops because you are a weird stalker in our house!! And trying to steal my identity also?!" Jimin says, hugging Kookie.

Tae mumbles underneath his breath "Who in the blumming heck comes in our house and wakes up my precious Jin?!"

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"THE Oli London? How come I've never heard of you, then? Also, no one hurts my Jiminie!!!! You hurt him, I'll destroy you!!! You most certainly are not the symbol of Bangtan!!! You are an ugly, stupid, pathetic, waste of space and I suggest you leave and die in a fire before I physically start a fire and push you into so that you'll die!!! Oh, it will also be holy fire, thanks to Hoseokie-hyung, so you will perish, demon!!!! Don't you even argue, because Hoseokie-hyung will gladly create some holy fire since you broke into our house, threatened to kill Jiminie-hyung, disrespected Jin-hyung, and are simply a demon!!" Kookie says.

"Excuse me, but I am Worldwide Handsome!!! You do not just call me Worldwide Trash, you idiot!!!" Jin says as Taehyung walks in. He walks over to Taehyung, hugs him, and then says, "I'm tired…." before falling asleep.

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"You wouldn't even dare think or even want to mention this to me, Kookie! For I am your Yandere Kun!! And you are my Senpai." Oli says as he takes Kookie and rips him from Jimin's hug. Then he looks at Jin. "Wow, he can't even stay awake for 5 seconds to "insult me".

"That's it!!! Stop messing with my adorable Jin!!! I cannot believe some idiotic person has the guts to even insult my Jin multiple times in less than an hour!!! I'm going to rip you apart!! Oh wait, I cannot because I have my adorable Jin on me!!" Tae says, mad as heck.

Jimin just stands there, sad. Sadder than GioFilms without Tim Allen.

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Kookie glares at Oli before going back to Jimin and picking him up and carrying him out of the room to avoid any further conflict. "Don't worry, Jiminie. I will protect you!!! I will protect you from the demons!!! Now, where the heck is Hoseok-hyung? He can make the demon perish!! Come on, Jiminie, let's go find Hoseokie-hyung so he can make the demon perish!!!"

He goes into the living room, still carrying Jimin. "Hey, Suga-hyung! Do you know where Hoseokie-hyung is? We kind of need him at the moment. To be precise, we need him because… well… it's complicated, but we need him and his angelic powers. Please don't ask why… Anyways, Hyung, do you happen to know where Hoseokie-hyung is at the moment? We really do need him for something important…"

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"Uhm, Kookie-hyung,… Hoseokie-hyung is passed out on the couch… is it that bad that you need him to use his angelic powers on someone or something? I presume it's on someone…. and I hope to the love of anything Sprite you do not want to murder someone wth either salmonella, Hoseokie-hyung's angelic holy fire, or literally both…" Suga says as he looks at Kookie.

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"H-Hoseokie-hyung… I-Is he okay… S-Suga-hyung…? Wh-What happened to him…? Where's Namjoonie-hyung…? He's a doctor; he'd be able to help him and figure out what's going on with him!! I want Hoseokie-hyung to be okay!! I want all of you guys to be okay, actually! I mean, Jiminie-hyung's in danger because of this demon, Hoseokie-hyung is passed out on the couch, and then Jin-hyung is also asleep and I don't understand why we're all broken today!!!" Kookie says, starting to freak out a bit.

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Oli London walks into the living room, wearing Jiminie's clothes. "I already look like Jiminie!!!" Oli says as he looks at Kookie.

"After he takes my clothes off, we will burn them with fire then take the ashes and make them into mac n cheese then feed it to Oli London, Yes, I hope to heck you heard every single word of this,Oli!!!!" Jimin says as he tries to get out of Kookie's arms and rip Oli London apart.

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"Speaking of food, Jiminie-hyung, we should probably cook something up! It's getting close to lunchtime. So, let's go make some lunch!!!" Kookie says, carrying Jimin into the kitchen. "So, Jiminie-hyung, It's time to poison Oli, but to not seem suspicious, we need to just generally make lunch for everyone. We will need to keep track of what's what. That way we don't poison each other and Oli won't find us suspicious so it'll all which means it'll work!! Let's do this!!" Kookie and Jiminie then make lunch and are soon done, putting it on the dining room table.

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They all sit down at the table, Oli being suspicious, he switches his plate of food with Jimin, then they all eat. Later, Jimin feels sick, so he excuses himself and goes to his room, but he passes out near his doorway.

"Isn't it odd that Jiminie went back to his room? Kookie, why is he acting like this? Can you please check on him.." Suga asks as he sits with Hoseokie.

Oli laughs at the thought of Jiminie being sick, dying even. He goes over to Kookie and a sick grin forms on his face. "I hope you love funerals" He says before trying to kiss him and succeeding.

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Kookie pushes Oli away from him and then rushes to Jimin. "J-Jiminie!!!!!!!!!! Wh-What… What h-happened… t-to.. y-you…?! H-H-Hyungs!!!!!!!!!" He kneels next to Jimin, tears filling his eyes as they fall at a very fast rate.

The others hear Kookie's screaming from the living room, as it is loud and high-pitched. They can all tell that something is seriously wrong if he's screaming for all of them in a tone that implies that he is about to cry if he isn't already.

Before any of them can do anything, Namjoon rushes inside. "That was Kookie, wasn't it?! Something must be seriously wrong!! Let's go!!" All of them rush over to where the screaming is coming from after Namjoon says that.

When they get there, they see that Jimin is on the floor and that Kookie is kneeling next to him, tears visibly falling as they're falling that fast.

Kookie looks up at them when he notices them. "N-Namjoonie-hyung… p-please… t-tell me… th-that… J-Jiminie-hyung… i-isn't… dead…"

"Okay, someone comfort him. The rest of you, make sure Oli leaves. I'm going to take Jiminie to the hospital and care for him there," Namjoon says.

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Suga rushes in to where Kookie is, and tries comforting him with a hug.

Namjoon takes Jimin to the hospital and gets Jimin stable, thank god.

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Namjoon calls Suga. "Hey, Suga-hyung. I would like to inform you guys that Jiminie has been stabilized and that he is now recovering. You guys can come and see him too. Also, is Kookie okay? He was crying quite hard when I left, and I want to make sure that he's calmed down. He doesn't need to end up dehydrating himself from crying so hard."

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"Ah, that's great, Namjoon! I will get Kookie calmed down, then I'll take him to the hospital to see his Jiminie, thank you, Namjoonie" Suga accidentally says "I love you" He quickly panics then hangs up.

"Ugh, so you mean Jimin isn't DEAD?!" Oli says as he galres at Suga then at Kookie. "Stop being an "emotional mess over nothing, it's pathetic."

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"Um… o-okay then… S-Suga-hyung…" Namjoon says, sighing. I thought he loved Hoseok-hyung… I didn't think he loved me… Also, Kookie still hasn't calmed down at least a little with Suga-hyung's attempts in the last three hours? I hope he's doing okay… Crying that hard for so long can be a problem…

"U-Um… I see you like Namjoon, Suga-hyung. That's fine! I support your feelings for him! You should probably take Kookie to see Jiminie now! I would love to come, but I have a demon to dispose of…" Hoseok says.

"B-But… m-my… J-J-Jiminie!!!!" Kookie says, still crying quite hard, knowing that Oli could still kill Jiminie somehow.

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"I- uhm.. okay, Hoseokie…" Suga says as he takes Kookie and then he leaves with him to the hospital {Suga
s POV} I feel like I messed everything up,… Hoseokie seems on the verge of broken-ness because my stupid brain decides to make me talk out loud about how I love Namjoon…" He say as tears streak his face at a fast rate. "Kookie… we're here, I'll wait here… I hate crowded areas…" He says as he buries his face into the steering wheel.

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"Suga… It's okay… Hoseokie seems to be fine. He's literally our sunshine. Do you know how hard it would be to break him? Very. You having feelings for someone else would not break him, and I can guarantee it. You see, he's pure sunshine, happiness, and energy, so he is perfectly fine. He's only at home to get rid of that demon that caused this entire mess. If he wasn't there, Hoseokie would be here with us and you know it. Really, Suga, it's okay," Jin says, then hugging Suga. "Also, I think Kookie needs you with him. He's still a mess, Suga. I will force you inside if I must. I am your hyung, so you will listen." Jin then goes inside with both Kookie and Suga, and they go to Jimin's room.

"Oh, hey, guys! Um… why is Suga-hyung broken as well…? I expected Kookie to be broken when he came here, but Suga-hyung as well? What happened?" Namjoon asks as he goes over to Suga and hugs him.

Back at the house, Hoseok creates a holy fire and pushes Oli London into it, killing him instantly, before running into his room and grabbing some Sprite, drinking all of it as tears start to fall at an alarmingly fast rate.

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Lizz rushes into the room, having a major voice crack. "IT"S KOOKIE WITH LONG HAIR!! I NEEDS TO PUT HIS HAIR INTO A TINY PONYTAIL!!!" Liz says as she runs over to Kookie, trying to do so as Brie walks in behind her.

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"Sorry, Bangtan… She heard that Jiminie was here and then came here… I regret telling her that… I mean, she already knew that I work with Namjoon, but after I told her that Jiminie was one of our patients, well, she begged me to let her come, so here she is! Also, my gosh, why are both Kookie and Suga broken?! I saw this happening with Kookie, but what happened with Suga?!" Brie asks.

Kookie looks at Lizz, calming down slightly, finding Lizz's randomness funny.

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Lizz finishes putting Kookie's hair into a tiny ponytail. "Now he looks like that guy from Mulan, here to save his prince, Jiminie!!!" She says, as she then starts jumping a lot. "Wedding soon, and where's Hoseokie?" She says, as she falls randomly.

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"Well, at least she fixed Kookie. Anyways, I have patients to attend to," Brie says before leaving. No, I don't, but Lizz is keeping them happy, it doesn't need to be insanely crowded, and why would I belong there anyways? she wonders, sighing.

"Well, I would assume that Hoseok-hyung is at home. He was probably busy with something," Namjoon says.

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"Is he broken? I have a very odd feeling that he is…." Lizz says as she gets up. I'm going to make Hoseokie better!!!" She says before running away, and going to Bangtan's house. She knew here it was because Brie has shown it to her as they drive by occasionally. "Hoseokie?!" She says looking around, panicking, and ending up tripping again. "Oww!! I is okay, though!!" She says as she lays there. I hope Hoseokie doesn't think I'm a random stalker breaking into his house… She thinks as she hears someone coming.

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Hoseok opens the door. "Um… hello? Why are you here? Who even are you? Also, are you okay? You're just lying on the floor… Seriously, are you okay? You are lying on the floor still and it is very concerning… I assume you came here to fix me, but I'm fine, really! I don't even know why anyone would think that I'm not! You can't break sunshine that easily, you know! I don't know if you were told this by another member, but I'm fine! They have absolutely no reason to be concerned about me! There's no point worrying about someone who really can't be broken because they're always positive and energetic!!!!"