(this is hilarious to me because in the universe Tasper's from, he is t e r r i f i e d of dragons. Luckily in this universe that is not the case.)
Tasper spotted the dragon seconds before it grabbed him. Before it could get a full grip on him, he teleported back onto his ledge, holding on just by his hands. Wow, those absorption things really worked, evident by the fact that he hadn't just shattered the bones in his arms. "What the hell," he mumbled. "My status: Complicated."