Songbird: I might not be able to play guitar right now but watching this train wreak is great
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brightly_rainbow: HEY YOU FOUGHT THE GODS YOU HAVE NO ROOM TO TALK ABOUT TRAINWRECKS
Songbird: I had good reason
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dead_shapeshifter: I'm bored entertain me peasants
Sunshine: NO YOU DIDN'T
Songbird: YES I DID
Fuuuuuck I miss Christina
Sunshine: Who the fuck is - oh yeah. Mkay. Have you considered going on a quest with her? It's worked for everyone else.
Songbird: Christina
My band mate
My human band mate
The one I am hopelessly in love with
That Christina
Sunshine: HAVE. YOU. CONSIDERED. GOING. ON. A. QUEST. WITH. HER?
Songbird: SHE IS MORTAL JUNIPER THAT ISN'T AN OPTION
PLUS THAT WOULD PUT HER IN DANGER
I DON'T WANNA DO THAT
Sunshine: Hell. I MEAN TARTAR SAUCE. Jesus, it's a shock that I haven't been smitten more ofte - did I say jesus? What's a jesus? I meant Jesus, my cousin. He's from Mexico. He's adopted. That one. I don't want to die at the moment.
Ok, so. What you do is, you just go up to dad and be like "hey make her a demigod" and BAM
I know that's not how any of this works, but I'm bad at problem solving, ok?
Songbird: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS
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dead_shapeshifter: I dunno man sometimes humans are pretty cool
Sunshine: Bro I just stubbed my FUCKING toe again I swear to all that is holy I'm going to yeet myself off a bridge if this keeps happening this isn't worth it I CAN ONLY KEEP MYSELF HAPPY FOR SO LONG, FATHER, AND THEN I JUST LOSE IT, SO CAN YOU DON'T?
OK YOU KNOW WHAT MELODY JUST - HECK YOU.
Songbird: WELL SORRY FOR WANTING TO KEEP THE PEOPLE I CARE ABOUT SAFE
Sunshine: I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU
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Sunshine: Well, then.
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dead_shapeshifter: It is as the prophecy fortold
Starlight: your going to yeet yourself? Oh my fucking gods yas! That would be so funny!
Sunshine: …I'm glad you find amusement in my death.
Starlight: I’m a bit morbid, but it’s the process of the death that’s funny you see. The yeeting
Sunshine: … do it for the meme, amiright?
Yeah, ok, how much money is it gonna take to get me a taxi to the statue of liberty so i can jump off it
or, close to it, anyway
Starlight: Ummm. A good amount. Idk, there’s the ferry fee and stuff too… bring an extra $5 for snacks on the go.
Sunshine: Why would my death involve snacks?
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dead_shapeshifter: What you've never done Italian cooking to the death?
Sunshine: No I haven't, but now it's on my shortened bucket list
(When Chopped gets taken a little too seriously)
Ghost_King: will, why would we get a cat? Isnt percy enough if a trouble?
SeaweedBrain: HEY!
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dead_shapeshifter: so true tho. Percy you got lost on your way to the bathroom.
Sunshine: Ok but didn't everyone?