Songbird: Y'all I get my phone taken away buy Will as punishment for a very reasonable thing and you all go crazy what the hell
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dead_shapshifter: ugh
I drowned today
Sunshine: Same though.
Starlight: sux to suck
Sunshine: …ok…?
Starlight:drowning sucks
Songbird: That's like… the worse way to die
Starlight: what if you drowned in dish soap. And then I dissolved your body and put in down a big sink?
Songbird: Well I'm always down to be killed lol
Starlight: ok! Help me build a big sink!
Songbird: I'm shit at that kinda thing but okay!
Send the letter under my bed to Christina (It's in Greek so she won't actually know what I said lol)
Sunshine: MELODYYYYY COME ONNNN YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY USELESSS.
Songbird: FUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFF IT'S NOT THAT EASY
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dead_shapshifter:I can tell you for a fact that burning is the worst way to die. Valhalla did a poll with 604 options and it won with a 16% vote.
Sunshine: YES IS ISSSSS YOU'RE JUST UUUUUSSSSEEEELLLLEEEESSSS
Sunshine: I'd agree with those statistics.
Songbird: Yeah that sounds like it'll hurt
Songbird: Okay I'll give her the letter myself happy?
Sunshine: … no. No girl wants a letter written in Greek. Because she's going to ask you what is is and you're not going to tell her. And then she'll be annoyed.
Songbird: But I spent a long time on that letter! And half of it wouldn't translate correctly!
Sunshine: THEN REWRITE THE LETTER WITH WHAT YOU WANT TO SAY IN ENGLISH. Reading a love letter in a foreign language isn't exactly the biggest turn-on in the world, trust me.
Songbird: Nnnnnnhhhhhhhggggg…
Sunshine: Melody. This isn't difficult.
Songbird: Yes it is!
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Name: Jay Harper
Username: Lights Out
Son of: Nyx
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Lights Out: No idea what's going on, but what's poppin?
Songbird: Girls are pretty and I am Stressed TM
Ghost_King: sup Underworldian
Sunshine: Melody I think we all knew girls are pretty. Except me. But that's not the point. The point is, this is literally so simple.
Name: Mason Wint
Username: Smol_Gay
Other(Optional): Non-Binary, Pansexual child of Apollo