Sunshine: Seems like a tiger to me.
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Starlight: actual tiger roaring noises I cam make tiger noises. That does not make me a tiger. No matter how hard I wish…
Sunshine: Well, yes. But. He said he was a tiger. So. What reason do I have to believe he's not?
Starlight: how is he texting. He doesn’t have fingers. (Texting? What is this?) and he’s a demigod. Half HUMAN half GOD
Starlight:Tigers can’t speak
Sunshine: Maybe he's half god half tiger. You never know. And I wouldn't put it past a god to fuck a tiger.
Starlight:only Zeus would fuck a tiger.
Sunshine: Have you met my father? He'd do it for 5 bucks.
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dead_shapeshifter: Zeus has definitely either fucked a tiger or fucked as a tiger
Starlight: probably less- but, there are no tigers on this chat.
Sunshine: …presumably both.
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dead_shapeshifter: not true. I'm very clearly a tiger
Sunshine: Ok, hey, my dad's crazy but he has standards.
Sunshine: See? He said he's a tiger. He's obviously a tiger. C'mon, this isn't difficult.
Starlight: I can see you on your phone from HERE. YOU ARE CLEARY A HUMAN.
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dead_shapeshifter: Das not me i'm in Vahalla you would be dead if you were here
Sunshine: No, he's a god-tiger. You clearly don't know what a god-tiger looks like.
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Gay: So I may have killed someone with poison again
Lights Out: OH COME ON BLAIR!
Starlight: it’s called a camera. Anyway- isn’t Freya the one with the cats.
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dead_shapeshifter: Ya and loki is a shapeshifter was does freya's giant cats have to do with this
Sunshine: Wait. Wha - ? He's a tiger. Get over it.
Starlight: ok. Fine. I will stop arguing
Starlight: you don’t have to understand I’m right.
Sunshine: You know what, you can fight me on this. I firmly believe that he's a tiger. You're just wrong. You just are.
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Blair: Jay, how do I hide the body!!!!!?!?!?!
Lights Out: Burn it, just burn the whole place down.
Sunshine: WHY IS THERE A BODY TO HIDE
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Gay: I had a bottle of poison, I poured it in the headmaster drink and now he's dead.
Sunshine: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UGHHHHHHHHH THAT HURTS MY HEART
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Gay: Anyhow, I'm going to burn the school to the ground. Thanks Jay
Lights Out: make sure to get a good amoutn of sleep
Sunshine: NO DON'T BURN THE SCHOOL