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Lights Out: LEXI LET GO OF MY EAR
Lexi Flexi: Nope.
Riordan Universe Group Chat is still OPEN!!!
Starlight: lol
Sunshine: If you felt like, I dunno, throwing him off a bridge, that'd be fine, too. Like, a small bridge. Into a stream.
Starlight: Or if you wanna be a dam cool big sibling chuck him off the Hoover dam.
Sunshine: NO THE ENTIRE POINT OF THIS WAS THAT WE ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO KILL PEOPLE HOLY HERA YOU PEOPLE ARE.VIOLENT
Starlight: my mother is the goddess of war strategy
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Flexi Lexi: I'm just Irish.
Sunshine: Yes, and your point? War STRATEGY, not warMONGERING.
Starlight:Key word WAR
Sunshine: Key word STRATEGY
Starlight: fuck you
Sunshine: You're not really my type
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Flexi Lexi: DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Lights Out: There is only room for one chaotic bastard in this chat Lexi.
Starlight: I’m straight
Sunshine: Good thing I fucking refused, then, isn't it?
Starlight: you are so immature
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Flexi Lexi: Separate immature and you get I'm Mature.
Sunshine: You know what's immature? When you can't think of a comeback so you just say "fuck you."
Starlight: Hey. How ya doing? I’m doin just fine. I lied. I’m dying inside.
Sunshine: … Literally… no one… wanted… to know. I can only help if you're dying on the outside
Starlight:it’s a vine
Sunshine: Taking everything seriously is my trademark
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dead_shapeshifter: What's up my guys. I was gone on a quest so I couldn't text.
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medman: no death please! also hello, we basically made sure that nobody died and maybe nobody got hurt? i also changed my name because i am the Ultimate Medical Man so
Starlight: imma die
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Acid: Mood
Starlight: less of a mood more of a to do list
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Acid: M o o d
Starlight: sure… we’ll go with the optimistic version.
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medman: please don't die it's too much paperwork