Sunshine: Hey, Will. Sorry about the… water balloon incident.
Riordan Universe Group Chat is still OPEN!!!
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brightly_rainbow: i'm still mad but i forgive you ig
Sunshine: I spend most of my time in Hermes cabin, what can you expect?
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brightly_rainbow: fair.
now where's my boyfriend i'm feeling more rainbow than a pride flag
Sunshine: Gods, Will, chill out. We know you're gay.
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brightly_rainbow: i know you do now where's my boyfriend
Sunshine: Idk, bro, he d i s s a p e a r e d .
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brightly_rainbow: that gay piece of death better show up soon before i send him to his dad the hard way because i'm making dinner and i don't want it going to waste…
also i'm lonely :(
HappyTheDragon: I go to sleep like a normal demigod human being, and when I wake: ninety new messages?! without me?! I'm insulted! What'd I miss?
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brightly_rainbow: oh hi leo i showed up and am very lonely gay
have you seen my boyfriend
Songbird: SHIT GAYS I HAVE A PROBLEM
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brightly_rainbow: WHAT IS YOUR ISSUE
Songbird: Okay so the story starts a few months ago, when I joking told my band's bassist (who wasn't feeling her best) that "As a certified gay, you are super attractive and sweet.
It worked, she jokingly said. "Okay, but you're not allowed to fall in love with me."
I said "No problem"
WELL GUESS WHO HAS A FUCKING PROBLEM
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brightly_rainbow: OH THATS
THATS BAD
Songbird: I KNOW AND SHE'S TOO FUCKING PERFECT PLEASE KILL ME
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brightly_rainbow: YO NICO THATS YOUR JOB
Songbird: NICO
FRIEND
FAVORITE BROTHER-IN-LAW
PLEASE KILL ME
HappyTheDragon: I JUST READ THE NINETY POSTS I MISSED! SINCE WHEN WAS I THE ONLY STRAIGHT PERSON? I DON'T EVEN WANT TO MAKE AN ACCOUNT FOR FESTUS! LOOK WHAT IMPACT YOU'LL BE HAVING ON SUCH AN INNOCENT LITTLE ROBOT DRAGON THAT IS MY CHILD!!!
Songbird: IS THAT REALLY IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW LEO???
HappyTheDragon: ARE YOU SAYING MY CHILD ISN'T IMPORTANT?!
HappyTheDragon is considering leaving the chat
HappyTheDragon's hand is hovering over the button
HappyTheDragon is just about to press the button
HappyTheDragon: hehehe to be continued…
HappyTheDragon: On a mildly related note: any ideas or thoughts on the Argo III which I may or may not be building in my garage
HappyTheDragon: HOLD UP ISN'T NICO LIKE YOUR UNCLE OR SOMETHING? MELODY!
NICO
IS
YOUR
UNCLE!
Songbird: I'D CARE IF I WASN'T FREAKING THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW
GUYS I HAVE PRACTICE LATER WHAT DO I DOOOOO
HappyTheDragon: just play it coooool. trust me. I'm an expert on being hot and cool at the same time
Songbird: BUT SHE SMILES SO MUCH AND SHE'S SO PERFECT AND SHE SINGS ALONG WITH ME SOMETIMES AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Name: Alex Fierro
Username: Dead_Shapeshifter
Other(Optional): Gender fluid, has a boyfriend Magnus, shapeshifter
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Dead_Shapeshifter has entered the chat
Dead_Shapeshifter: I'm very bored
Songbird: HI VERY BORED, I"M HOPING FOR DEATH!
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Dead_Shapeshifter: well lucky you I’m already dead and I can show you the way
Songbird: Thank you for the offer
NGGGGHHHH I'M A GAY DISASTER