(Lucario: What would Evie think internal crisis
Evie: Fucking superb you funky little child)
Evie's eyes lit up. "Oh, they're super cool, I remember this one time–"
Sonia, who looked like she'd been slapped and didn't quite know what to make of it, cut her off. "Kiki, Dynamax dens are really dangerous."
"Yeah, but what if we battled while Kiki was watching from a safe distance?" Hop suggested. "If things turn sour, we can just book it like usual."
Sonia looked like she was about to have a stroke. "Hop–you–what–this is–" she sputtered, gesturing wildly with her hands. "She's six and just over three foot! There's no way she'd be able to get out of a dangerous situation fast enough!"
Hop shrugged. "Have you seen Ari run? He's fast; as long as she sticks with him, she'll be safe. If we get into a situation like that. You forget you're dealing with the Champion's rival."
"And a Gym Challenger that got an endorsement from Kabu!" Evie piped in. "That's really not easy to get, you know!"
Sonia shook her head and closed her eyes for a moment, massaging her temple as if she had a headache coming on. "You guys, this is a terrible idea," she muttered.