A chat for supernatural creatures and their hauntees (Warning. Swearing.)

Im stuck as the only logical being who has a physical form in the house (There are more of you guys!) Of course.

Heh. I’m lucky because only Whisper can see/talk to me. (Still haven’t ruled out him being a figment of my imagination because of it.) groans

Me and Asher are the only ones brave enough to talk to this insane person. (Morte, frick off.)

Heh. Yeah, Whisper May look innocent, but I have access to her mind, and let me tell you. It’s the darkest, dirtiest sh*t I’ve ever seen. (MARCUS!) What? Just telling the truth. (They didn’t need to hear that!)

Duskie is the most mentally insane person i have ever met, and I've been along for a while. (Morte, kindly frick off before i break your neck.) She's not kidding. (Who the f*ck are you?)

Oh my gods. Not another one. Also guys, Whisper’s giving me the look that says she on the brink of murder. Help.

(Yo Whisp! whats wrong?)

(HIM.) HEEEEEELP!!!

(Do you nee- ASHER PUT THE KNIFE AWAY!) She'll be back.

(Apologies to everyone. Neither of us will be here for a bit. I’m doing chores and Marcus is… well let’s not go there. See ya!)

(Tata)

(Lol. I’m back.) **groans in pain** (Stop being a wuss, Marcus.) F you you dam* woman. (**obscene gesture**)

Should I ask? (I would also like to know.)

**groans** You really don’t… (Pussy.) F**ing communist. (I am part German you know.)

(Anyway, what was the deal with the knife?) Morte, a warning. If you ever get a girlfriend, don’t piss her offf. (One: every man should learn that. Two: I said that I’m not your girlfriend.) And yet you continue to let me sleep with you. (I also let my dog sleep with me…)

(Morte you can stop covering my ears.) Morte was being an overprotective dad figure (This happens a lot.)

(Anyhow, Asher stole one of my knives off my weapons shelf. Syph took care of it.)

(Is Syph the new guy/girl?) Pffft… Morte, got any good Dad Jokes?

(Syph is a-) Genderfluid (Genderfluid.) Currently female
No.

(Oh cool. Nice to meet you Syph.) Whispers bored because her role play is put on hold and she has nothing to do other than look at Pinterest. Or nearly kill me.

Nice to meet you too. (I know, I have a character in her roleplay who is currently doing nothing.)

(Heh. Asher.) Wait, what? (explains) Oh my gods, not more stuff to bring out your violent tendencies. And how come you’re able to make Patchwork so sweet and perfect, when you refuse to do the safe things with me? (Maybe because I can’t physically touch you that might get in the way of that. Also, why should I?) Maybe because I’m your boyfriend? (Hardly.)

(In the rp he's just sitting there eating cake and talking about murder.) I did that about an hour ago! Except Dusk wouldn't make you cake

Now that she’s updated me in what the role play’s about, now I understand her sudden desires to listen to “Toxic” by Briteny Spears.

And now Dusk is humming it… Thanks Whisper.

(Hey, I’m not the one who mentioned it!)

Then thanks whatever your name was. She just pulled it up and is listening to it.

My name is Marcus and Whisper did the exact same thing, so trust me, I understand.

(Listen to Melanie Martinez, its awesome for creepy music!) She listens to it endlessly…

She does the exact same f**ing thing!! What the hell!