A collection of Reed's stupid Tumblr Posts

I'll put all my dumb posts becuase they're funny to me

"There is no god, only garlic bread."

"My Plan To This Presidental Election
Step one: Gather the children.

Step two: Guillotine.

Step three: Party!

#Reeds plan to the politcal climate#it do be like that#and like that it do be#please am i funny?#im funny right#listen im in quarantine with my family this is as funny as i get"

"Happy Juul-ious 🥗 death day"

"Me at three am and sobbing, watching a documentary on dolphins: B-but the poor f-fishies!!!"

"Okay, but consider, I am gay and bad at life"

"Due to this points to the genderqueer flag I will be committing a couple homicides, as a treat."

"Due to personal reasons I will be spending the day crying in my bathtub and re-watching sanders sides

"Bards be like: Fraternizing with the enemy? No, fucking the enemy "

"cerolinda
I'm off to fight God does anyone want anything?

logic-with-a-pinch-of-deceit
Can you get me some ice cream? I ran out and I hear the ice cream up there is heavenly."

"cerolinda
I'm off to fight God does anyone want anything?

logic-with-a-pinch-of-deceit
Can you get me some ice cream? I ran out and I hear the ice cream up there is heavenly."

this one is so chaotic and i love it so much-