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The soldier pressed his gun to my chest, but I did not move. I could only hear his confusion, on why I did not leave. Why, he asked me. I answer. I do not deserve to be here, I replied. I thought I was in this situation and I wasn't. I don't deserve to be here. How should I fight back. I don't deserve to be here, he snapped back. I'm on my way to be killed like this. I thought to myself. I'm afraid.

The soldier didn't respond. He pressed his gun to me again. I did not move, I couldn't tell what he was thinking, because the soldier stopped pressing. He took the revolver from me, threw it through the window and left without a word.

I was so scared, I felt no fear at all, I felt no fear whatever. I ran as fast as I could into the night, trying to survive the night in the world that I knew would kill me the second I came back inside. I ran until I reached the end of the city, the final building standing between us and

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The dragon sighed. "But you're not a boy."

"A man," Sam responded.

"You're not a boy," the dragon repeated. "You're Sam. You're young, you have new memories, and…there are many things you need to understand - how to survive."

"The time will come," Sam admitted.

"You'll have to accept the dragon," the dragon concluded. "Your future lies with him. He's waiting for you."

Sam nodded. "Yes; I will accept."

"You will."

"Thank you, my friend—the dragon."

The blue dragon took a breath. "It has taken me many years to become an honored member of the clan. Most of this time has been spent researching and gathering evidence of the dragon's deeds, and so it is with great pride that I announce my membership in the Circle."

The dragon looked around, then stood up and lifted his eyebrows. "So, I've heard, you've joined the Circle. But why,

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We could make a game out of this! Mojack can provide the starting point, then we can take the last line from that, and so on!

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@saor_illust school

OOOOO YEAH

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The bees flew out the back doors and into the air, then down the street and the sidewalk, then across the street," said Stilson. "We were stunned."

The sheriff's office says they don't want the bees because they might cause damage. However, they do want to avoid "a large hive of bees in a public neighborhood" and take necessary precautions around them, he said.

Stilson encourages residents to leave their homes to protect the bees.

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OOOH that'd be fun

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(I put in part of my prologue. I'm dead).

Ten children had been reported missing in the past three months. Many of King Matthew’s closest advisers have told him that it probably wasn’t worth spending much time worrying about. There’s more pressing issues at hand, they said. Ten wasn’t a really big number, they told him. Yet, it had been big enough for people to notice and investigate the matter over the last ten years. Ten was’stupidly’impossible to remove. And so, he went to the most obvious place: ten in this case. The other six children. "Ten times ten?" he asked. He had been thinking that way for a while.

‹What,› the voice from across the room said. He looked closer. It was the first he had heard in the entire trip. It was from a boy who seemed to have had a very troubled, almost psychotic childhood. ‹How did you get in here,‾ he asked again.

He stopped walking. The boy was staring at him for a good ten seconds.

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I'm not leaving you here, Lavinia. We both go, or we both stay. I'm not letting him hurt us anymore. We'll figure something out in the future."

"Then I'll join with you. The rest of the world can keep moving for a year," Harry said. "I'll find you another place."

"Harry-" Hermione stopped, the words coming to a stop when the girl's expression turned deathly serious. "No."

Harry's lips curled into a thin line and he looked down at her face like her heart was about to shatter. A smile flitted across his lips as he heard her breath speed up.

"I have to go," he said. "I have to leave. You'll live with me, but I will not stay with you. I need to be alone."

He leaned back with a sigh. "Do you really want me to leave you, Lavinia? You've been such an awful mother. You are just as bad as I thought. I can't tell you that.

It turned into Harry Potter fanfic?? Weird flex but okay.

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That's what happened some of the times I did it

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@saor_illust school

Oh lol

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"It's time to go," Death said, holding his hand out in guidance. "If you want it to go, you need to get on with it!"

The young woman stood up straight and looked up at the old man, as if she could see into his soul.

"I'm not asking what you want," Death said, and his voice was very steady. "I'm telling you it's time to go."

The young woman stood there, the world fading away around her, and Death began to walk away.

"No!" she shouted in his face. "Don't leave me! I don't understand!"

Death stopped and stepped forward as if he were going to say something.

"Come back!" she cried again.

But he didn't come. He just stared fixedly up at the night sky and then walked quietly away.

As the light slowly sank, she sat back against the wall, staring at the stars. And the moon slowly went behind.

"He didn't want to leave me."

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(That one is actually pretty good!)

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@saor_illust school

And then she was gone, just like that. "Come back!" I cried. "I'm sorry!"

I was in deep shock. The girl was gone. What on earth had happened? I spent all night questioning the meaning of life: the meaning of existence itself. What did I do to deserve this? That I had just made myself disappear? To feel this way? To feel like I had become some sort of an empty shell?

I have never been able to come to terms with the fact that I am a part of a larger system of consciousness: the conscious mind, which is not something I need. I am not a product of the human consciousness, which is made up of the unconscious. I believe that the consciousness is merely a byproduct: a result of the human psyche's struggle with itself. The conscious mind, like every living creature is a byproduct of the brain that has struggled with all its life to produce the mind. This struggle has always been waged between brain and soul: the struggle of the brain to keep the soul intact; the soul to try to make something from something, and vice versa. All we know of the past, however

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@saor_illust school

(I know, right?)

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(Indeed.)

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(my immature ass is just putting random vulgar words into it and seeing what would happen)

Spoon me

I mean, you're the one who told all them assholes who wanted to tell you to 'fuck off' to fuck off. You're the one who told them that you were wrong and that we weren't gonna take it anymore. You're the one who said people would be glad to move on with their lives.

How did all of that become your problem again? Because everyone says 'I was right to say X, because I said X.' Yet you're the only one being called out, especially since you're the one whose views on this issue were a decade ago. How does that happen that everyone is now judging you based on those views that were 15 years ago?

Because we should have listened to the people who wanted us to 'turn this around.' But then we turned things around and turned out people who were no different than how they were in the '90s. Now we're the ones talking out of both sides of our mouth, making it clear that we're the only ones who won the culture wars.

I don't want

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"Shut up and show me your armpits!"

"I'll show you mine."

"And I'll hold you down until you do."

"Get your armpits off now!" the teacher snarled.

"I can't do that!" He whined. "It hurts."

"I'm not going to hurt you here!"

"It's a boy's problem, teacher."

The teachers laughed, shook their heads. Then they walked away.

"We're going to give him the boot," one of the boys murmured.

The boy's brother and sister made their way down the corridor.

"I'll show you mine."

"Shut up and show me yours!"

"This isn't fair!"

"How about you pay us $100 for this?"

"You don't do that!"

"You're the one who doesn't want to show me mine!"

"Why don't you show it to us instead?"

"You're paying us!"

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@saor_illust school

"Am I not merciful?" it says. Kady glared at the blinking red dot on the camera. "No," she spits out. "No, AIDAN, you are not merciful." She stands up. "I'm sorry, but I have to say it. I was wrong with you. You're a bastard." She closes the front door behind her and exits. On the sidewalk, a woman wearing a red jumpsuit and a green jacket approaches. "Why did you come here?" she asks. The woman points to a man in a gray jacket near a parked black van with what look like a few holes gouged in the side. "Yes, you're a bastard," the woman replies. "You have to see how you will die. You know who I mean." The woman begins to walk towards the man; her red jumpsuit covers her body and legs. "I've already seen how you will die." "I'm not a bastard," the man says. "I'm a man, a normal human being. You are not a *bastard." "Yes,

(Haha this was inspired by one of my favorite books, "Illuminae," in the Illuminae Files Trilogy.)

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@saor_illust school

Spoons are clearly the superior utensil. But can you ever find them for pennies on the dollar?

My advice…

Try on one of the new plastic models, or even better, one of the new plastic pens. But just be sure to pick up the ones with the "M" stamped on the bottom for easier clean-up.

Do you have a better way to keep your pennies clean?

Leave your comments below.

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(Found out Jay Z was gonna make a song with me)

Something banged against my wall

Which is on the second story

I'm bout to either 1: Go outside and fuck some demon up, or 2: Die

So instead, I'm standing,

With my hands held up high,

Looking like the best thing to say ever

[Chorus: Jay-Z]

Yeah, right, right, right, right, right, right, right…

Yeah, right, right, right, right, right, right, right

Yeah, right, right, right, right, right, right, right

Bust all your dreams with this, you son of a bitch

No, I'm not out

I ain't runnin', like a gangsta doin', like a real thug

Right, right, right, right, right, right, right

Bust all your dreams with this, you son of a bitch

No, I'm not out.

I ain't runnin', like a gangsta doin', like a real thug

Right,

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(Top this)

“We all know interspecies romance is weird.”

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[‪#‎GamerGate‬] [‪#‎Feminism‬] [‪#‎Sexism‬] [‪#‎Queerity‬] [‪#‎GAMERGATE‬] [‪#‎SJW‬]

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You absolute buffoon.

In conclusion, what you have here is my attempt, in my most humble and non-offensive spirit, to try to help you with a question. Please understand that the best thing that can possibly happen to you in this situation is an immediate, serious look at what you did that leads to your current situation. And if that fails, then it's time to start over.

This should be the first point that you go back to. The most important thing is to make sure you understand what you did that led to a problem before trying to get it right. There are a number of things wrong with you, but let's focus on a couple of your most problematic areas of need.

  1. You were just about to try to be the victim.

You went out looking to hurt people when you should've stayed home and watched Netflix. You made an impulse decision to "help" some random guy you don't know.

When you make a conscious decision, however, to use a tool and not to use it properly, then you have

(Uh..)

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Beating homeless people is my pastime," said the former Republican candidate for governor who has been living in a one bedroom apartment since December 2014.

"I've never known any homeless person to be violent or confrontational," said the man who was running for governor as a write-in candidate in 2006 when he was shot dead for campaigning against Governor Bush in his primary.

The man said he is a "hard-working man" who wants to help the residents of a town that has "a great number of residents that are either on food stamps or don't have the money for food,"

The man's wife and a neighbor said that he has been arrested twice before.

"He got a ticket for having a dead battery in 2003 but was cleared," said neighbor Denise Smith, who has lived in the apartment for more than 20 years. "He was convicted for assault on a peace officer in 2006…but was cleared for that a year or two ago."

On his website, which has no contact info, the man describes himself as "a former Republican candidate for Governor of Nevada
(All I have to say is he has my vote)

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@saor_illust school

(I did a bunch of generations based on song lyrics)
Do you hear the people sing? Can you hear the people? Can you see them? Can you feel their love, their joy. What do you have to be afraid of? Fear of being alone. Because once we live with others, when we finally are alone, we are finally alone. There is no escape. No escape. There is no escape. There is no escape. There is no escape. There is no escape. There is no escape. There is no escape. There is no escape. There is no escape. There is no escape. There is no escape. So it goes on and on. The only way out is to come to me. I do not get tired of talking. I do talk so that people can hear. And they can hear so they can feel. And I am not afraid of death. And I do not want to die. Therefore it is difficult for me to see people on my journey.

I would rather live in this moment. And therefore it is difficult for me to see you. It is difficult for me to see that beautiful face you wear. That


I dreamed a dream in time gone by, when hope was high and life worth living. I dreamed that love would never die, I dreamed that God would be forgiving. I dreamed of a better life, a better America, a better world. That dream is shattered now."


I dreamed a dream in time gone by, when hope was high and life worth living. I dreamed that love would never die, I dreamed that God would be forgiving. Then I was young and unafraid, there was no ransom to be paid. No song unsung, no wine untasted. I knew no fear, nothing to be afraid of… Now let me tell you something… The reason I went to war and fought so hard was that I knew he was there. He had to be, my father was a good man and I believed him. He was the kind of man whom your heart would desire to see again, to love. My father was a good man, but he had fallen from grace, he was a fool and an imbecile. His sons were more worthy of love…and I had to fight for him."

"Heh… well I suppose that's true… if only you knew."

Sakura did not know what to do anymore. All the people who treated this boy the way Rin had always treated her were not her family. So of course they were not worthy of love.


I dreamed a dream in time gone by, when hope was high and life worth living. I dreamed that love would never die, I dreamed that God would be forgiving. Then I was young and unafraid, there was no ransom to be paid. No song unsung, no wine untasted. But the tigers come at night, with their voices soft as thunder. As they tear your hope apart, as they turn your dreams to shame. The world's a better place for you, you're too proud, too old, too bitter and too dark. And you don't seem to understand that we don't hate you much either. We all have our moments, I've had mine plenty. But sometimes I wonder why no one understands me. Why nobody seems to understand that I'm scared, that I'm scared to live my dreams, that life belongs to me. It's not for you to decide. And to make up for the last two thousand years, here's a wish, a secret request. If we lived in a world where everything was fair, where justice ran its course—

If only. I'd give anything, anything. I want


Do you hear the people sing? Singing a song of angry men, it is the music of of a people who will not be slaves again. When the beating of your heart echoes the beating of the drums, there is a life about to start when tomorrow comes. We shall not be slaves again, but will free ourselves.

"We shall take a long march in the land, a long march to the home of our gods. I and my people shall return, shall return victorious. Our gods will come out to our help once again."

- Geb

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There are things in this world that cannot be explained by the human mind. We are all on our own, and are often in the state of ignorance of how things really work. That doesn't mean we can simply dismiss theories that explain things that seem to make sense to us, however. One of the things I believe is true is that our lives are the result of a series of coincidences where one event happens and is later mirrored by another in a sequence of events. You can't predict what will happen next. Life is unpredictable, and we have no way of making a prediction about how I am going to think in a period of time, or how a particular person is going to act next.

Life is also a series of coincidences. We are born, we grow up, we get married, we fall in love, we die. I'll start by saying that I am not saying that what I am saying is the truth, but that this is how nature works. I am saying that everything else is a mystery, but because of this, we have a way of explaining that mystery, because of this. We have ways of knowing

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Wow. Hard approval for using Les Miz though.

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@saor_illust school

(Ooo that was a deep one. A deep thoughtful one.)

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@saor_illust school

Wow. Hard approval for using Les Miz though.

Aaaaaah thank you! I love that book/movie/musical!

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Nobody move. We'll take care of it."

Curtis looked up from his computer and noticed some commotion nearby as an explosion shattered the sky around him. The two guards ran down the street toward the blast site.

"What happened? The sky just blew up. Don't be afraid, there was only one source of noise when that thing exploded. Get it under control, we've got business to attend to."

"All right!"

The guards hurried through the blast site, clearing out the debris and a dead body. The only sign of enemy activity was the broken window of a nearby warehouse.

"Hey guys! Look!"

Curtis was aghast as he peered through the debris covered windows. An adult Caucasian male was leaning against the wall. Curtis turned to the two guards standing by the building and pointed toward him. "Hey. What did you get on your computer, bastard?"

"We were trying to monitor the security cameras. It turns out they were activated only in combat situations."


We’re all villains to someone.

‪I will never let them win in this war.‬

You may not win,‬ but I will never let you die.

We will find‬ the true enemy,‬ for you have been a thorn in my side ever since you killed my comrades in the military.

And what is‭ ‬your true enemy? What‭ ‬is your enemy?

The enemy is us.‭ ‬The enemy is the humans who are our own‭ ‬enemies,‭ ‬our own enemies,‭ ‬our enemies,‭ ‬we‭ ‬are the enemy.

So‭ ‬you may fight,‭ ‬fight to defend our way of life‭,‭ ‬not to‭ ‬save it‭ but if you will not attack,‭ ‬if you will not attack,‭ ‬then you ‬would be better off not‭ ‬be


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Wow. Hard approval for using Les Miz though.

Aaaaaah thank you! I love that book/movie/musical!

You've read the book! Friend!