So what does this great Emu Empire do

emu

(holy stars I just looked up emus and they have amber eyes just like my boyfriend/semi-fiancé and it's adorable)
yells at Murphy YOU'RE SECRETLY AN EMU

emu

emu

emu indeed
(he says he isn't one but that he'll be whatever I want him to be, and my heart is melting)

…um… emu…??

emu

emu
_{glances around nervously}

Umm okay then. Emus and… stuff. Yeah.

emu

Umm
huddles closer to Shy

(Guys I just walked into my bathroom and looked at myself in the mirror, and all of a sudden I realised that I actually look kinda smokin' hot today for once XD )

(does that mean yay? XD)
(bc I actually do look like a friken babe today -)
(but enough of that)

Emu!!

I give up. XD

Emu

Umm
huddles closer to Shy

Awww!
I'll protec u! >:3

No u >:3

Umm
huddles closer to Shy

Awww!
I'll protec u! >:3

No u >:3

Me don't need protection!
Me protec u!

Me and Murphy and you protect each other :D

Emu