Anyone want a British friend? https://www.notebook.ai/forum/general-chat/did-you-know-lostboy2

Thanks but I met that I'm sad because I'm single

oh oof
same lol

no

I'm still emotionally attached to it help

POOF I AM SO PROUD OF YOU AND that's totally normal and okay

Thanks guys. But I want to date someone

THAT IS SUCH A BIG MOOD
literally told one of my friends today that he would have to stop being so wonderful or I'd fall in love with him

I’d date you. Lol.

I’d date you. Lol.

See I know you would
but you already have a gf
and we live across the country from one another

GOOD AFTERNOON CHILDREN
LOVE IS A DRUG AND PAIN IS TEMPORARY
EAT CHOCOLATE AND STAY HYDRATED
BE WHO THE GOVERNMENT DOESNT WANT YOU TO BE
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY
Restrain yourself from slapping a dumbass

GOOD AFTERNOON CHILDREN
LOVE IS A DRUG AND PAIN IS TEMPORARY
EAT CHOCOLATE AND STAY HYDRATED
BE WHO THE GOVERNMENT DOESNT WANT YOU TO BE
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY
Restrain yourself from slapping a dumbass

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LOVE IS A DRUG AND PAIN IS TEMPORARY
EAT CHOCOLATE AND STAY HYDRATED
BE WHO THE GOVERNMENT DOESNT WANT YOU TO BE
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Restrain yourself from slapping a dumbass

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GOOD AFTERNOON CHILDREN
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GOOD AFTERNOON CHILDREN
LOVE IS A DRUG AND PAIN IS TEMPORARY
EAT CHOCOLATE AND STAY HYDRATED
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Restrain yourself from slapping a dumbass

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Lol

I rubber-cemented a piece of paper to my hand today and didn't peel it off for another hour and a half or so

oof

…I'll just stick to putting glue all over my hands and peeling it off

I don't know who Nicholas Cage is

I didnt eithe until I watched this one movie

I don't know who Nicholas Cage is

An actor that somehow became a meme, most importantly the "You don't say?" meme face

I don't know who Nicholas Cage is

he's the National treasure everyone's been looking for

GOOD AFTERNOON CHILDREN
LOVE IS A DRUG AND PAIN IS TEMPORARY
EAT CHOCOLATE AND STAY HYDRATED
BE WHO THE GOVERNMENT DOESNT WANT YOU TO BE
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY
Restrain yourself from slapping a dumbass

All of this is a mood

I don't know who Nicholas Cage is

he's the National treasure everyone's been looking for

No, you are

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You know what bugs me? No matter how many good, Christian server jokes I make and how many times I have to say "no yeeting before 6PM", I've not once gotten the response "DON'T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE yeets pancakes out a window"

HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR US?

tHAT'S MY OPINION

I don't know who Nicholas Cage is

he's the National treasure everyone's been looking for

No, you are

Awwwww
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Gooooooooooooooooood morning, beautiful people!
Snow dayyyyyy