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I have something to say about this bbbuuuttttt…..

no go pls

You don't want me to… trust me

oof okay
to preserve the children who will prob be coming back soon lol

also I like… straight out told her that I'd date her????
and she's like
ty bb
like you're welcome but that was kinda an offer???

Then tell her that

but we've moved on????

Oh
Then idk
I'm useless ik

Be like… ABOUT THAT

Collin, what say you and my other wingman about this situation with jessy

I have something to say about this bbbuuuttttt…..

no go pls

You don't want me to… trust me

SAY IT CHILD OR I WILL GO OVER THERE AND I WILL SLAP YOU SO HARD YOUR NOSE RUNS AWAY

also I like… straight out told her that I'd date her????
and she's like
ty bb
like you're welcome but that was kinda an offer???

Then tell her that

but we've moved on????

Oh
Then idk
I'm useless ik

Be like… ABOUT THAT

… can I even…. do that? like is it just allowed to go back and be like oh yeah about what I said earlier I was totally serious and it was an offer lol

I have something to say about this bbbuuuttttt…..

no go pls

You don't want me to… trust me

SAY IT CHILD OR I WILL GO OVER THERE AND I WILL SLAP YOU SO HARD YOUR NOSE RUNS AWAY

The level of appropriateness might hurt the children

Majestic floof

I have something to say about this bbbuuuttttt…..

no go pls

You don't want me to… trust me

SAY IT CHILD OR I WILL GO OVER THERE AND I WILL SLAP YOU SO HARD YOUR NOSE RUNS AWAY

The level of appropriateness might hurt the children

just use a dm guys

also I like… straight out told her that I'd date her????
and she's like
ty bb
like you're welcome but that was kinda an offer???

Then tell her that

but we've moved on????

Oh
Then idk
I'm useless ik

Be like… ABOUT THAT

… can I even…. do that? like is it just allowed to go back and be like oh yeah about what I said earlier I was totally serious and it was an offer lol

YES YOU ARE BLOODY ALLOWED TO DO THAT LOVE. IT'S NOT WEIRD… MAYBE YOU WERE NERVOUS

I have something to say about this bbbuuuttttt…..

no go pls

You don't want me to… trust me

SAY IT CHILD OR I WILL GO OVER THERE AND I WILL SLAP YOU SO HARD YOUR NOSE RUNS AWAY

The level of appropriateness might hurt the children

IDGAF
ITS PROBABLY NO WORSE THAN WHAT THE IDIOTS AT MY SCHOOL TALK ABOUT ON A DAILY BASIS

ITS NOT WORTH DMING ABOUT

Bloody caps lock. sorry

USE A DM GUYS
don't hurt the kids

oof okay nvm then

or post it than delete it before the kids come

DONT CLICK IF YOU ARE INNOCENT

also I like… straight out told her that I'd date her????
and she's like
ty bb
like you're welcome but that was kinda an offer???

Then tell her that

but we've moved on????

Oh
Then idk
I'm useless ik

Be like… ABOUT THAT

… can I even…. do that? like is it just allowed to go back and be like oh yeah about what I said earlier I was totally serious and it was an offer lol

YES YOU ARE BLOODY ALLOWED TO DO THAT LOVE. IT'S NOT WEIRD… MAYBE YOU WERE NERVOUS

AHHHHHHHHH
I mean yeah kinda lol
but like
will she think that's weird

Who cares…. we're all a little weird love

Look at the wonderous fluff

DONT CLICK IF YOU ARE INNOCENT

Spoiler - click to show.

I was just gonna say I wish he'd ride me like that….. It was not worth the fuss lovelies

That was all you had to say? Oh well

Who cares…. we're all a little weird love

oof
idk
we haven't exchanged any more texts for the last 15 minutes

Lordy Collin

I've got an idea

I've got an idea

Spoiler - click to show.

Cats, but with ten times the legs

ultra spider cats
no
terrible idea

wOW

Lordy Collin

dad what should I do with Jess

Hmmmmm

I suggest you back off for a bit

no matter how much it pains ya

That'll give her a chance to settle down

Hmmmmm

I suggest you back off for a bit

no matter how much it pains ya

That'll give her a chance to settle down

okay that's actually pretty good advice

thanks dad!

Anytime kiddo!