Anyone want a British friend? https://www.notebook.ai/forum/general-chat/did-you-know-lostboy2

I might actually need some torture for my book. I mean, yeah, it's realistic fiction, bit hey, I bet I could fit it in somewhere, right?

Eh not really weird I'm into stuff like that too
..It's just fascinating okay…

lol awesome
My friends were very concerned when I started telling them about the Japanese deep freeze. It's interesting tho

wait did you all hear who won the award for best neckwear

No it's bow ties

Bow ties are cool

I WORE A BOWTIE

im sorry… Im going insane

wait did you all hear who won the award for best neckwear

Spoiler - click to show.

oh wait it was actually a tie

You're turning into an old dad who plays catch with his son and lectured his five year old daughter on ways to deck boys in the throat and throws neighborhood barbeques

OKAY I HAVE A STORY
so
when I was younger (not telling you exactly what grade lol… I bet you could find it online and I lowkey don't want you to know my school lol… highkey….)
I got to go march with my band in Disneyland which was cool
but this story actually takes place in the hotel room
I say "fight me" a lot
like I say it less now but I still say it way more than I should for my physical size. I may be tall but I'm pretty light and also weak. (I know, I'm working on it lol. My current pushup number is 2.5 … terrible…)
BUT ANYWAYS
I told Denisse to fight me
and it's like
11 at night
and she TAKES ME SERIOUSLY
and has me pinned to the bed in 0.2 seconds
and then wouldn't let me up
and that's the story of my first and last fight
I lost

Aren't we all going insane tho?
Or some of us already are (like me)

wait did you all hear who won the award for best neckwear

Spoiler - click to show.

oh wait it was actually a tie

You're turning into an old dad who plays catch with his son and lectured his five year old daughter on ways to deck boys in the throat and throws neighborhood barbeques

oh wait until you read the story I just posted lol

wait I'm vegetarian… I would have the worst barbecues and everyone would hate me. or them. Is there even a difference lol

OKAY I HAVE A STORY
so
when I was younger (not telling you exactly what grade lol… I bet you could find it online and I lowkey don't want you to know my school lol… highkey….)
I got to go march with my band in Disneyland which was cool
but this story actually takes place in the hotel room
I say "fight me" a lot
like I say it less now but I still say it way more than I should for my physical size. I may be tall but I'm pretty light and also weak. (I know, I'm working on it lol. My current pushup number is 2.5 … terrible…)
BUT ANYWAYS
I told Denisse to fight me
and it's like
11 at night
and she TAKES ME SERIOUSLY
and has me pinned to the bed in 0.2 seconds
and then wouldn't let me up
and that's the story of my first and last fight
I lost

Omgosh lol

Lol Kat don't tell people to fight you if you can't win

I'm flexitarian

you know… all my friends talked behind my back when I became vegetarian. Yeah I heard what they were saying tho
"It's like I've never seen herbivore"

Lol Kat don't tell people to fight you if you can't win

TOO LATE
I told jessy to fight me
and she told me to "square up rn"
but we're approx 650-750 miles away from each other (depends on the route you take) and 10-12 hours by car
so I told her that wouldn't work
but I could be there in 61 hours by bike if I didn't stop

Do… you have a thing for puns?

WAIT I HAVE A GOOD ONE
what do you call 2000 mockingbirds?

Do… you have a thing for puns?

I'm bi what do you think

but I am actually using the internet as a source rn bc I can't come up with these that fast lol
sometimes I have a genius one in the moment
and I have a few ones related to being bi and ace (and generally not straight) on the back burner for whenever I need them

Okay I smiled a little at that one
Just a little tho

What 3 things do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

F. Scotch Fitzgerald

And Ernest Hemingway

Lol why do I even tolerate you guys

Ouch?

Lol why do I even tolerate you guys

because you love us
and also these puns are great and you love them too, you just won't admit it

What 3 things do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

F. Scotch Fitzgerald

And Ernest Hemingway

NICE

BECAUSE YOU LOVE US
I hope you do you do right

LOL