Anyone want a British friend? https://www.notebook.ai/forum/general-chat/did-you-know-lostboy2

(Bye, Kat! Love ya)

You'll be the one complaining when I am goooone

I'm here
I'm queer
And I live in existential fear

(Bye bye Kat..)

aND NO DONT CHANGE THE SUBJECT

Cause you’re my favorite subject!

(Bye bye, Kat!)

I'm here
I'm queer
And I live in existential fear

Same

oh oops i was late to the trump hating discussion awkwaaaaard

Boi there is always room for Trump hating convos
He's a bleepity bleep bc my brother is looking over my shoulder and he's a snitch

lmaooooo he is truly a bleepity bleep

Yes locking children in cages, abusing and denying care for pregnant women in the detention centers or whatever they're called… a true abomination to the human race

Guys I'm bowling and I keep managing to knock over everything but the v center on my first throw and then I can't get the center ones bc I can't throw straight

i live in a very conservative area and go to a very conservative school. its rough because there are so many people that i knew who basically worship him and it's so gross. i've gotten in many political discussions and my favorite weapon of choice is the ol' trump saying he would date ivanka if she wasnt his daughter

Ew he said that? eugh

GUYS IM WATCHING TOM HIDDLESTON INTERVIEWS!

COOL ARE HIS EYES AS PRETTY AS THEY ALWAYS ARE
NEVERMIND OF COURSE THEY ARE

that was weird sorry

I LOVE TOM HIDDLESTON SO MUCH!!!

SAME

Guys I'm bowling and I keep managing to knock over everything but the v center on my first throw and then I can't get the center ones bc I can't throw straight

(I feel like this didn't get appreciated but I'm proud of it)

Guys I'm bowling and I keep managing to knock over everything but the v center on my first throw and then I can't get the center ones bc I can't throw straight

(I feel like this didn't get appreciated but I'm proud of it)

WAIT WHERE WAS THAT I DIDNT SEE IT
but lol bees knees

Penguins have knees.

Guys I'm bowling and I keep managing to knock over everything but the v center on my first throw and then I can't get the center ones bc I can't throw straight

(I feel like this didn't get appreciated but I'm proud of it)

WAIT WHERE WAS THAT I DIDNT SEE IT
but lol bees knees

Second up from the bottom on the last page

Lol

I try, I try
also
puns that are like that
like about being straight/not being able to be straight
those come to mind all the time
and I have to physically restrain myself from saying them aloud

Same tho

The other day my sister was like, "Ugh, my hair just wont stay straight,"
And I nearly almost said "Same"
That would've been interesting

honestly
being LGBTQ+…. there's just so much pun material
the straights couldn't handle it tho

Oof exactly

THEY CANNOT HANDLE THE RAINBOW

Guys I held a mannequin’s hand.

Guys I held a mannequin’s hand.

…what

Starts planning Scarlet and the mannequin's wedding