Anyone want a British friend? https://www.notebook.ai/forum/general-chat/did-you-know-lostboy2

Hi! How's everyone doing?

Tired

PEOPLE

Oof, yeah, I can relate.

CHUCK

PEOPLE

YES CHUCK?

Just happy you people are here

Aw I'm happy you're here too

We are happy you are here too, British friend.

WHOOP WHOOP!

Singing 'cause I'm happyyyyyy

Is it okay to slam my face into the desk?

Yes

Interesting question. Depends on the reasons and velocity at which your face will be traveling.

Reasons: I don't want to go to church, I feel awful

Velocity: I'm not a physicist

Same

Reasons: I don't want to go to church, I feel awful

Velocity: I'm not a physicist

I don't want to go to church either, but that's just because of my extreme social anxiety.
Are you sick?

Depressed

Yeah, that's a good reason.

My mom doesn't think so

Neither did mine, she made me go to church too. Fights off both our moms "Leave us be, you hooligans!"

She says it's "good for me"

While I agree going out while depressed can be good for you, I don't think it's good to try and force people to when they really don't want to.
I suggest taking a hot shower. I always feel better after that.

Okay will do (eventually)

Okey doke!
I'll actually have to leave soon too for church, but for the mean time, I am staying right here.

props feet up So what y'all want to talk about? Besides heads traveling at an unspecified velocity, I mean.

I wanna talk about cheeeeeessee

Cheeeeeeeeeeeeseee

Would you like to buy a bicycle?

I had way too much cheese yesterday, and now my stomach hurts, but it was worth it!