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Anyone want to talk about randomness? (And probably get their life shattered)

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Harper

So, I just spent three hours straight writing and I need to let my brain rest.

@Joneathan

Did you know that even though Jack The Ripper cut into people and, well, played with their guts for lack of better term, was not a medical student nor doctor/surgeon? But despite this people still believe that Jack The Ripper was H. H. Holmes, a person who excelled at medical school and knew how to cut people up and knew where their guts were.

Harper

I actually did, but I'm always up for more serial killer lore if you have it

Harper

Did you know that H.H holmes was married three times and he killed all of his wives. He even skinned one and gave away her skeleton.

Harper

Also: Why are the A Fever You Can't Sweat Out song titles so weird? I can think of about a billion that would make sense. I constantly thank god for estaban???? Really???? Do they mean something??? I must know. Curse you Panic! at the Disco

@Joneathan

America's first serial killer was in fact not H. H. Holmes but a man down in Texas who killed servant girls in 1884, whereas H. H. Holmes killed around 1893.

Harper

Cool! What was his name?

Who was the first serial killer ever tho? I need these facts

@Joneathan

his name was Nathan Elgin and he ties up to all the murders and such, but he was never caught. 8 people where killed

Harper

Wowza

Harper

Did you know that the reason banana laffy taffy doesn't taste like bannanas is because they modled it to taste like a breed of banana that went extinct.

@Joneathan

I feel like my life is a lie now.

@LudibrousLainey

Is this a chat about bizarre fact that make you feel like your entire life is a lie? Because if so, then I'm throwing out there that colors don't exist, they're actually just in your head. And you can never see true color.

Harper

WHAT!?

Harper

I found out that the line "Luke I am your father" is actually "No, I am your father

And I also learned that Coke and Pepsi taste similar because Coke was supposed to be drunk (Dranken, Drunken, Drunked???) warm, but Pespsi was supposed to be drunk(??) cold. If you drank them the way they were intended they would be totally different

@LudibrousLainey

Yup. Here's proof: https://www.quora.com/What-is-color-and-is-color-an-illusion-Does-it-exist-in-the-physical-world

Harper

I feel like my life is a lie now.

That's the point evil laughter

@LudibrousLainey

I found out that the line "Luke I am your father" is actually "No, I am your father

And I also learned that Coke and Pepsi taste similar because Coke was supposed to be drunk (Dranken, Drunken, Drunked???) warm, but Pespsi was supposed to be drunk(??) cold. If you drank them the way they were intended they would be totally different

Wait, what?

Harper

Then how do we all see the same colors?

Harper

Or do some people see green skies and purple strawberries?

Harper

I found out that the line "Luke I am your father" is actually "No, I am your father

And I also learned that Coke and Pepsi taste similar because Coke was supposed to be drunk (Dranken, Drunken, Drunked???) warm, but Pespsi was supposed to be drunk(??) cold. If you drank them the way they were intended they would be totally different

Wait, what?

crazy right

Harper

My sisters and I tried it and it worked.

It was world shattering

Harper

OMG

DISSOLVING VIAGRA IN WATER AND THEN WATERING YOUR PLANT WITH IT WILL MAKE THE PLANTS STAY 'ERECT' FOR A FULL WEEK

@LudibrousLainey

OMG, THAT'S INSANE
Also, did you know that many small creatures experience time faster than we do? So it looks like we're in slow-mo to them

Harper

No I didn't, but that's awesome! Speaking of small animals, did you know that a miouses' heart beats so fast it resenbles more of a hum than a bunch of seperate beats? Same with smaller birds.

Harper

No I didn't, but that's awesome! Speaking of small animals, did you know that a miouses' heart beats so fast it resenbles more of a hum than a bunch of seperate beats? Same with smaller birds.

*Mouses'

@LudibrousLainey

Whoa, that's cool!

Harper

The word panic came from the name of the greek god Pan, becuase he would jump out of the woods and scream at passersby, only to run back into the words after they were sufficently terrified.

Harper

I wish that were my job.

@LudibrousLainey

Lol, that would be amazing.

Harper

Pan was actually the god of nature, and he was half goat. Imagine walking over to the pool and passing the local forest, only to have a half goat dude scream at you and then suddenly dissappear.