are there any other flute players on here or is it just me

Once, a baritone player snapped to attention too fast and his mouthpiece flew off and landed almost exactly at the band director's feet… he just looked at the baritone in disappointment.

This wasn't marching band but the director at my old school band told us there used to be someone (he graduated) who used to take out the water storage tray in their tuba and drink it in front of all the girls.

ooooooo that's fu- ewwwwwwwww

I never had to see it but there was something called Swan River Colony (there's a river called Swan River where I live) where the brass empty their water (this is still at my old school, no idea what the new one is like)

huuuuhh i wonder if they still do… you're gonna have to find that out, m8.

I think they still do…
That thing must've been there for years

Wow that poor river

They don't actually pour it into the river
It's…grosser

One time I was crossing the street and my flute case popped open spilling my flute every which way so I had to risk my life to save my head joint from getting run over

aWESOME WOW

Ok here I am back after months

I have a thjng to say

Why hello You have an audience

Ok here I am back after months

I have a thjng to say

What thing?

I play the flute

Her name is Beyonce

HELLO

HOLA

screaming