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@CW-BornConfuzzledLeftILoveYa forum 31 comments schedule

Ask questions about off-topic stuff and get answers, some serious, some jokes.

@InfinityCry*

What the fuck is life?

@RedTheLoveless

How do I properly clip my nails?
How do get rid of road rage even though the bitch needs to feel my wrath how dare you pull out in front of me then go 5 mph under the speed limit like wtf man–
How easy is it to start a new life once you cross state borders? Should I go to a different country instead?

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Who came first, the chicken or the egg?

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@Becfromthedead group

What if George Washington was not killed?

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How do I properly clip my nails?
How do get rid of road rage even though the bitch needs to feel my wrath how dare you pull out in front of me then go 5 mph under the speed limit like wtf man–
How easy is it to start a new life once you cross state borders? Should I go to a different country instead?

I relate to all, especially the second 😂

@Crisis

What is the cure for insecurity?

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What is the cure for insanity?

What the fuck is life?

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How do I properly clip my nails?
How do get rid of road rage even though the bitch needs to feel my wrath how dare you pull out in front of me then go 5 mph under the speed limit like wtf man–
How easy is it to start a new life once you cross state borders? Should I go to a different country instead?

-https://www.wikihow.com/Cut-Your-Fingernails-and-Toenails
-Honk the heck out of that jerk.
-Depends whether or not you have a criminal record or credit card.

Who came first, the chicken or the egg?

Chicken. (I'm a Christian, pardon me :) God (or evolution, idrc) created le chicken. If the egg was created first, what would sit on it?

What if George Washington was not killed?

idk

What is the cure for insecurity/insanity?

There isn't one

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Which is correct, yeeted, yote, or yeetle-dee-dee ?

@Wry_Wyvern

Who came first, the chicken or the egg?

Chicken. (I'm a Christian, pardon me :) God (or evolution, idrc) created le chicken. If the egg was created first, what would sit on it?

Egg; aquatic animals that laid eggs existed before chickens did. You never specified that it was a chicken egg.

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Who came first, the chicken or the egg?

Chicken. (I'm a Christian, pardon me :) God (or evolution, idrc) created le chicken. If the egg was created first, what would sit on it?

Egg; aquatic animals that laid eggs existed before chickens did. You never specified that it was a chicken egg.

Ooh, good one!

@Wry_Wyvern

How do I stop procrastinating?

Which is correct, yeeted, yote, or yeetle-dee-dee ?

deep inhale YOTE

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

The answer to all of these is throwing heavy stuff at it…

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

Words of encouragement from Shuri-kun!

What's up everyone, I just wanted to say, that you're all such wonderful people…

Each one of you, is smarter, stronger, more simpatico, and more beautiful, than even you know! Such a wonderful culmination of writers, artists, musicians and badasses, each and every one of you a crucial, adamantine pillar holding up the temple that is this site. I love you all more than words can express… And I support you enough to help you carry any burden… Each one of you has the personal fortitude to pick up the shattered pieces of your broken heart and keep going… And as you scale the terraces of this metaphorical "Purgatory of Troubles", I'm sure you'll find it easier to keep calm and carry no, no matter what…

So if you're feeling under the weather, just read this, drink some warm milk, take a shower, and find a way to love yourselves. If you need advice, if you need love, if you need support, if you need to rant, vent or get a few things off your chest PM me, and I'll help you til' my last breath! And I'm sure all of you would do the same for eachother. So keep this community a tight-knit one!

See you round, darlings!

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@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL
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Why are girls so cute? And nice?

I'm a girl, and I honestly don't know. Not all girls are cute, and I know a LOT of nice guys.

I really don't know…

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

Sweetie that's a little thing called evolution…

Humans of all kinds become more attractive over time!

#FineBelieveWhateverTheHeckYouWantAboutHowTheWorldWasMadeWhateverIDon'tCare
#Christian
#IKEA
#wth

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Why are raisin cookies disliked?

Why? They're rarely made well. Baked raisins (see Heather Jedrus) have sort of a vaguely-meaty texture while rolled oats are more or less flakes of cardboard, if you cook naively. Because of the textures, the rest of the cookie generally ends up more like a dense cake than a cookie, and becomes too sweet (yes, that's a thing, at least for me) to compensate for the dryness of the oats. And there's usually sort of a greasy feel to them that's less bad than out of place, something you'd expect from a peanut butter cookie.

That's not to say they're bad, just that they're hard to make well, and it often comes off like health food trying to resemble something you might actually want to eat.

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Why was the toilet paper never able to cross the road?

idk

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Because it kept getting stuck in a crack… 😁

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