Here, some fluffy sheps.

I want a kitten, but the last one we had turned out to be Satan's cat

he HATES me

I'll be walking down the hall and he'll just swat me for no fucking reason!

CATS
GIRLS
BAMBI LESBIANS
BAMBI LESBIAN GIRLS ADOPTING C A T S

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

But when I play with him, he attacks me for real!

Girls, boys, enbies, cats.
One of these doesn't belong.
It's the cats.
They're the only ones who love me. :')

oh big fecking m o o d

Me: vibes over here in the straight corner

Both women and men are so wonderful, and you know what’s the best part, for me at least?
You don’t need both eyes to appreciate all of them!

I'll hurt anyone who hurts my girlfriend, on god

I wouldn't give them that mercy

My fiancé will strangle any boy who so much as looks at me. 🙄

Jealous much?

Overprotective. You get used to it though.

I'm kinda the same way, but not to that extreme

The way I look at it is that he's very eager to protect me from getting hurt. Like, when I'm depressed, all I have to do is ask him to come over, and he'll show up at the door with tasty food, a box of tissues, and some candy, and then we'll snuggle on the couch and he'll just hold me and stroke my hair and love me. Although he never stays the night, he's always there first thing in the morning and last thing in the evening. Well, my depression hasn't been that bad as to require all-day attention in quite a few months, but you get the idea.

SAME

If you can't find anyone to snuggle, giant teddy bears are a good option. I know, because I have one in my bed. His name is Jasper. And he's great.

My sister named him. It's because my brother also has a giant teddy bear, named Casper.