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Post the worst pickup lines you've ever heard or gotten. I'll start the fun: Hey, are you a math textbook, because every time I see you I say "Fuck me". Have fun!
Bad Pickup lines(Swear Warning)
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I may not be a Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock
You're on my list of things to do tonight
Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get
I'm no weather man but I can tell it's going to be wet down under
You are like my pinky toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture.
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From a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
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(These are so bad omg)
Are you a mop? Cus I wanna be cleaning you up at the end of the night.
Is there a mirror in your pants? Cus I can see myself in them.
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Are you War and Peace? Because you sure are thicc
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I may not be a Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock
This took 5 years off of my life.
I love it.
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I seriously regret this but its really funny so keep going.
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This one's from a hunicast:
"Are you from St. Lois?"
"No, why?"
"Well I could still teach you to arch your back"